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Did you see their banner? Not enough in the row to hold it up. 6 in a row.Aye,the average number sitting in a row.

Already a 3 page thread about this on RTG he’s a faux Geordie who is trying to curry favour with the masses apparently, Paul Dummett that was born in Newcastle and come through the NUFC academy is a faux Geordie they really are a desperate bunch. They also all call him shite, despite the fact he’d be the best defender they’d have on their books if he played for them. They really need to wake up to where their club are at if they think they can call a Premeeeyah leeeygue player shite. They’ll be lucky if a player of his level plays for them in the next 3 years at the very least

Has the Fish been on RTG yet to reassure them that it’s all okay and they still have a decent chance of staying up?

They always jump to the “we’d chin them” craic now, can’t say it’s a surprise as it’s yet another completely untestable metric since ‘classy’ is now out due to, you know, them giving a kiddie fiddler support. I saw it in all of the “we’re paranoid the Maggie’s are going to be at the Wolves match” threads, as they all started with a “aye we’d just kick their heads in”, as if they’re a fan base of Connor McGregors

Watch from 7.06 Absolute gerld.

Might get to a few of their games next season. It's important to support the game at grassroots level in the region

“ Just sit back and remember when we relegated them. They’ve never done that to us. We did it to ourselves” Mackems summed up in three lines

Had an absolute boatload of jobs to do yesterday, completely missed out on any football all day. How did the mackems get on?

Centimetres or inches?

If they did active shooter drills at my office, all the fat lasses would fall over each other and special Steven would shite himself and stink the place out for months

Hope they win their remaining games

this weekend has been simply brilliant

"Snowball in a microwave" Fucking hell man this is too good.

Dummett knows.

Allardyce would get a better return, marra.

Can we adopt that kid wbo predicted that Burton would win 2-1?

Stay classy Perfect.

Perhaps that one was better off staying in my head!

27-3-1970 to all those hard makem bastards.HMB.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-in-pub.1427780/ 'Mags in a pub' Dear Christ. Only read the first page and that's enough. Supposedly overhears a mag saying he's put a bet on us to beat Everton and our next game and that equates to us going to win every game from now on plus we love Ashley now. Other mackems also chipping in about how Ashley is the bees knees now whilst others accusing the eavesdropper of being a Mag or calling him out for not going in 'windmilling' the mags. They are beyond help, now.

It’s brilliant like, they pile onto Short then say they need managers that he has already hired previously who were shite. Stupid inbred cunts.

I'm just gutted I can't enjoy any of this because of 6 in a row FTM. That entirely arbitrary achievement by the mackems has broken me.

Aye and to be fair to Moyes he’s getting a good return out of him as well.

Wasn't going to watch it to the end but glad I did for the touching Bowie tribute. I notice the fucking knacker blames every cunt apart from the fans who are almost as much to blame as the clowns running the club these last few years pandering to the mag obsessed, spinning eyed, fucking simpletons like the dipshit making this video. Eat it up you dopey Mackem bastard.

Mad, staring eyes. All I can see is his mad staring eyes.

Sinks cooking lager…” Eehhhhhhhhhhh”

They'll only agree if Burton finish 4th bottom iirc. #Mackemlogic

How they still think they relegated us man, if that’s the case then so did the 16 teams that finished above them that season. What is a fact though is Burton Albion put the final nail in their cardboard box coffin to send them down to the third division.

It's real. Coleman even gave it as an excuse for their abysmal performance. Apparently after every match (defeat) they had a full film crew in their faces. Very off-putting allegedly.

I've just read that.It never happened though.Just like the mag at work posts.

I don't get why they don't seem to care as much? If that was our club getting relegated into the doldrums, we'd (rightly or wrongly) be livid. Invading the pitch, protests, all in all kicking off in some style. They've met their relegation with resignation and apathy. Half empty (if that) stadium with a few bews. Both times Newcastle were relegated from the Premier League, at least some of our players looked gutted. Their lot just trooped off, probably in a rush to get changed and head out for a few drinks, or a dalliance with a lass behind the chinese. They're fucked as fucked can be. Good. Karma is a bitch.

Toried your post

Always sad when a life gets cut short.

It's absolutely class how the realisation slowly set in that they were down. A few news outlets reported it and the head scratching began. I mean the Championship is not the top flight and not where we all want to be but it's full of big, decent football clubs. Derby, N. Forest, Leeds, Sheff Wed etc. Where they're going now (and we have never been) is the land of Luton, Accrington Stanley, Fleetwood Town. Hopefully Notts County get themselves up and Shola runs riot. Lads this is class mind. It's only 2 years ago they were 'kicking on' under Fat Sam. Hahaha. Fuck off

I couldn’t be happier at the moment if Scarlett Johansson was rimming me. As if I’d if them going down wasn’t enough. But bent scoring the equaliser for burton and the thick cunts not even knowing they were down! Christ I’m not expecting any Christmas presents for the next century.

The perfect symmetry, man. Our first season - Champions Their first season - Bottom

More seasons in the third tier than they’ve had in Europe

Best double drop since my raving days

This is absolutely fucking mint. Turah you fucking huckles. Done by Burton as well haha, after all the “enjoy Burton” and “oh I don’t watch the lower leagues” shite last season they were relegated by Burton and are ACTUALLY a lower league side. Picked up my new pet dog as well, so a belter of a day for me!

INJECT THIS INTO MY FUCKING VEINS

Relegated by Darren Bent who got given absolute pelters as soon as he come on who now plays for the team that they used to beat us with. How's that for instant karma, you scruffy fucking arseholes? Enjoy League One, a division we've never been in. Enjoy watching pub footballers scrap for draws against Oldham in an empty stadium and enjoy your first team playing our reserves, in a competition that nobody at our club will give a jumping fuck about. These last two seasons have been perfect payback for aiding and abetting nonces, stoking a footballing culture of pissheads, hooligans and mercenaries and the collective hubris of a fanbase who couldn't see the forest for the trees. Maybe being two leagues below us might make them realise how fucking little the derby means when your only chance of sniffing the top flight is an away draw to Vicarage Road in the FA Cup. Good riddance.

I'll be honest, the odd piss take aside, I like all the north east teams do well. It's not good for the region......

that's given me goosebumps.

Surely if a mad man knows that there are teachers armed with handguns then he's going to go in there with a bulletproof vest and an assault rifle. I'd imagine he'll kill quite a few before someone manages to stop him.