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All 306 words Trump has written about Rex Tillerson on Twitter.

I would say Paddocklad 1 CT 0 but I suspect the margin is much wider than that at this point.

Doorbell rang last night so I get up to answer it only to be confronted by a 7ft ant who then punched me about the head, got me down and started to lace into me. Somehow I eventually managed to close the door on him and crawled into the living room bruised, battered and bloody and told wor lass what happened. She barely looked up from her phone and said, 'aye, they reckon there's a nasty bug going around'.

26 page thread on RTG about this since this morning

In all honesty this match will prove exactly why I’d be happy never to have a derby match with them again. If they manage to beat our youth team they’ll be banging on about it as if it meant something and was against our first team, if we win they’ll shrug it off as something that should be expected as we have loads of money and they don’t understand why we complain about Ashley because the youth squad is so good. Theyre fucking boring.

Isn’t it easier to list who isn’t on Wykiki’s List?

Our kids have been drawn away to the mackems in the Checkatrade Trophy.

Not a joke but a few years ago the place I worked at was shutting down and we were all getting made redundant so the company got in some recruitment specialists to help/talk with us. Anyway there was about 8 of us from my team sat around a table and one of the younger lads was going on about not wearing a suit for an interview and then rambling on about having a bit of a break before looking for a new job but his Dad told him to start straight away whereas his mother agreed with him to take it easy. The second he shut up I piped up, "aye, they reckon Mamma used to say, take your time, young man" cue everyone laughing except for the employment lass. Trouble was a mate not long after was really struggling to keep his laughter in and so was I. We just lost it and were nearly crying and the wife's face was a fucking picture tbh. Foaming, which just made us laugh the more.

Only LM was ever right.

Does a lot of work off camera though iyam.

So, I had a skinful last night, but Mrs.Fist woke me up at about 3am saying there was someone knocking on the door. I was not a happy bunny. Went downstairs, opened the door, and there’s a bloke there, drenched, who says, ” Really sorry to bother you, but is there any chance of a push?” I told him to fuck off, it was 3am, and went stomping back to bed. Mrs.F asked who it was, then told me I’d been a bit of a twat, and reminded of how we’d broken down a month earlier and some bloke had gone out of his way to help us. She was right, so I got dressed and went back down, opened the door… no one there. I shouted out “ If you still need a push, I’ll help you out!” A voice from the garden, “ Yes please!” It was pitch black so I said “ Where are you?” ” Over here on the swing”.

This is a lazy post on many levels. Centrists in Europe are being destroyed? Really? Then how come they form governments in Germany, France, Benelux, Scandinavia, Spain, and the UK {I can't stand May but she still broadly qualifies as centrist). Italy has crazy politics and doesn't count. Yes, populists and right wingers have gained, but they haven't destroyed the orthodoxy. I bet Trump is a one term president too, if that. You think leavers being lied to and not informed enough to realise it is merely a meme? It's the truth, fuck them if they find that patronising. And as for sticking it to the elites, this doesn't explain why they support, erm, elites, does it? Nor does it explain the huge swathes of people in the home counties voting leave does it? Affluent insular little englanders. I doubt anyone thinks a PV is a foregone conclusion after last time. Which is why I personally don't think no deal should be on the ballot. There are far too many people who are stupid/stubborn/venal/gullible enough to make it a risk not worth taking. I'd much prefer politicians to be honest and do what they know is best for the country. There's still a possibility this might happen.

Two snowmen in the garden, one looks at the other, sniffs the air, and says, ” Can you smell carrots?” Aaaanyway, Christmas tree and house decs are going up right now in the new gaff. Its so stressful, me and Mrs. F. are hammering the Lovely Sherries like there’s no tomorrow.

Most Labour membership, MPs, and voters are Remain. Latest evidence is even Sunderland is remain. Sick of this myth its northerners and working class that voted leave. The rump of the vote was middle England - tory voters.

“If”.

Nailed on that they player their full strength team against our reserves

A tennis players mother. Another one on Wyki's list.

He had quite the breakdown on Twitter yesterday.

He had a great season but even back then, pre-injury, he was limited. He obviously had a good understanding with Gerrard but those long passes for Owen to run onto often resulted in the ball being given away. The frenetic nature of the premier league, especially back then, often meant possession was quickly turned over. Even more so at Anfield which has quite a small pitch. While this meant Owen would often get a fair few chances per match it doesn’t take a genius to work out why this was nowhere as effective at international level. Jonathan Wilson in ‘Inverting the Pyramid’ talks about Owen complaining about how for England, when KK was manager, the latter said all Owen did was score. Owen’s response was “Is that not enough?” Wilson’s conclusion was that, at the top level, it wasn’t enough. Ironically it was Keegan who recognised that, post injury, Owen could no longer play as an out and out striker. The only time he looked a player in the latter part of his career was when Keegan deployed him as a deep lying right sided forward alongside Viduka and Martins. Tl;dr He wasn’t as good as he thought he was and never worked on the bits of his game that were weak which is why he struggled so much when he lost his pace

Same as Wednesday then. Dubravka Yedlin Lascelles Fernandez Clark Shelvey Ki Kenedy The Fish Atsu Rondon

An ugly home win for me. Wykiki to keep his unbeaten run going

https://www.football365.com/news/manager-in-the-media-everyones-favourite-rafael-benitez

CT is out for Pub Night, on his own, annoying the fuck out of the poor bar staff. In walks Terry Fuckwit from Viz, and sits next to his brethren. After a few seconds of trying to count, they get bored and start watching the 10pm news, just as a report of some guy threatening to jump off the Tyne Bridge comes on. Terry slaps £50 down and says, ” I bet you he jumps!” CT slaps a tenner down and says ” Bet you he doesn’t! ” As soon as he’s finished speaking, the bloke on the bridge launches himself in to a swan dive and becomes pavement pizza within seconds. CT congratulates Terry and hands him his winnings. Terry guiltily says, ” I can’t take your money, fatty, I’d already seen the same report on the 6pm news” CT replies, ” Me too, but I didn’t think he’d be daft enough to jump this time.”

But enough to buy you a League 1 club.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? They reckon he sold his soul to Santa.