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https://inews.co.uk/news/brexit/theresa-may-refuses-to-rule-out-never-ending-vote-brexit/amp/?__twitter_impression=true willing to rerun vote on her deal numerous times but won't hold an undemocratic 2nd referendum

More horseshit about "mags" being at their game. When that lad had a poo in their stand a picture emerged on rtg within minutes but nobody ever seems to take one of all the mags that keep showing up looking for a scrap. Weird

The ones that are currently and astonishingly keeping our heads above water?

Supposedly being the operative word, I think.

I watched the documentary and despite the Mackem doc makers trying so hard portray them in a good light it was still fucking hilarious from start to finish. What a fucking shite club they are. The new owners come across like a right pair of cunts. Was nice to see Coleman living in Tynemouth Funnily enough the bloke that I ended up feeling somewhat bad for was Rodwell they were basically trying to bully him out of the club, they basically threw the kid to the wolves and tried to make him a lightening rod for all their issues. Bain wanting Rodwell to agree to just tear the contract up to do the club a favor since the club were struggling while Bain is sat there with a Patek Philippe watch on was a highlight.

Adam from Silksworth will sort it once the Don passes on the agent's phone number.

Traditionally Blackpool's crowds haven't really been much bigger than 4,000 though bar a few seasons. It's more that those who tagged along in the PL years and championship promotion years have gave up. (Not that I blame them).

This investor group “led by myself”. Educated people don’t write like this. It’s footballer/estate agent/Lee Ryder grammar. Fake news

I love that this keeps popping up. Why does Ashley (or Bishop) want to try and make people think that’s the case? Ashley certainly ticks none of those boxes himself in fact I find it impressive that after all these years of owning NUFC he still shows a remarkable lack of understanding about the club and football in general. Just go go back to doing what you do best Mike, drunkardly spewing up into fire places you ill dressed fucking scruff.

No that got rescinded for not playing 2 up top

It's not a refusal to criticise it's a refusal to judge until he has had fair opportunity to build a capable side

Anorthernsoul and his mates there. Saturday itinerary, moan at Greggs, hate immigrants then have a few pints and whinge about the best manager we have had since Bobby

I will admit, I’m not a big viewer of matches featuring mid table cloggers / relegation fodder*. Who these days is playing two up front on a limited budget and is succeeding? Genuine question. *Other than Newcastle.

PARKLIFE.

The focus of every fans ire should be the owner. Rafa is the best asset the club has by a fucking mile and he’s being chased purely because he’s not a yes man who can be easily bullied and actually has integrity.

What part of a non-disclosure agreement during a massive deal involves showing a letter to the press? Absolutely baffling that they expect people to believe this

“Letter” from Kenyon to MA leaked to gross Ashley-a-like Martin Samuel of the Daily Mail, no doubt Bishops idea....” This will keep the plebs quiet for another couple of weeks, then you can bring in your anonymous Ivorian left back from Sion & the part time window cleaner from Forfar Athletic who can play up front or on the wing. Job done till the summer Mike. Invoice to the usual address?” We begin at the end, and one of those awkward questions designed to wrap up the unwrappable. If you had to boil down the present state of Newcastle United into a single word, what would it be? Alex Hurst pauses for a moment. “Sad,” he says, “because it’s so unnecessary.” Chris Betts agrees. “Sad,” he says. “Desperate. Petrified of the worst-case scenario.” For the previous hour, we have been sitting in The Forth, one of Newcastle’s great bars, down the hill from St James’ Park, attempting to unpick a beautiful, baffling club who, not for the first time, teeter on a cliff edge. This is a difficult story to tell — a shape-shifting sort of crisis — so consider this pint, this chat, a public service. Or maybe it is just catharsis. Empathy has been difficult to summon from supporters beyond Tyneside, in part because, on the face of it, Newcastle are blessed — mid-table in the richest, brassiest division in the world, a fine manager, a full stadium — and in part because they remain the subject of grotesque stereotype. Geordies? Malcontent horse-punchers with inflated expectations. We begin at the end, and one of those awkward questions designed to wrap up the unwrappable. If you had to boil down the present state of Newcastle United into a single word, what would it be? Alex Hurst pauses for a moment. “Sad,” he says, “because it’s so unnecessary.” Chris Betts agrees. “Sad,” he says. “Desperate. Petrified of the worst-case scenario.” For the previous hour, we have been sitting in The Forth, one of Newcastle’s great bars, down the hill from St James’ Park, attempting to unpick a beautiful, baffling club who, not for the first time, teeter on a cliff edge. This is a difficult story to tell — a shape-shifting sort of crisis — so consider this pint, this chat, a public service. Or maybe it is just catharsis. Empathy has been difficult to summon from supporters beyond Tyneside, in part because, on the face of it, Newcastle are blessed — mid-table in the richest, brassiest division in the world, a fine manager, a full stadium — and in part because they remain the subject of grotesque stereotype. Geordies? Malcontent horse-punchers with inflated expectations.

“ What’s his agent’s address Stewart? My mate Adam just wants to go round and shit on his garden bench”.

I'd never heard of this lad, for obvious reasons since hes a 20 year old league 1 striker until a couple of weeks ago when he appeard in an article the Sports Prospects of 2019 for the football section there he was alongside Frenkie De Jong and Jadon Sancho. Oh, louise taylor wrote it btw.

Shaqiri always seems to look a bit simple or is it me? A European version of the daft lad from Father Ted with the I shot JR shirt. (Sean?)

Oh just fuck the fuck off. Labour Party policy on Brexit is as fantastic as those of the no deal brigade.