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Why doesn’t Island just join Great England and then we’d all be ok?

I'm sure they can bond with Southampton over this, no problem, nothing to see here..... .....oops!

Have you just had a stroke, mate?

A4 or A5 size?

Bairn's new passport just came back. Not blue!!!!! Did billions of pounds go to waste for nothing? No 'European Union' on it so it'll have to do for now, Beryl!!! Roses are English We're now on a roll Blue passports next We're taking back control. Wibble.

One of their lot has been arrested cos he threatened to blow up fratton Park on Twitter..

No. Nothing will change. In reality most unionists couldn’t give a fiddler’s fuck about abortion or gay marriage. Like the rest of us it isn’t a big issue in day to day life. But the political parties have made them wedge issues whereby they can define ‘us’ and ‘them’. But in a modern democracy we should have a U.K. government that goes over their heads and implements basic civil rights to the country as a whole. The problem is that there are no votes in doing so when it comes to Westminster elections as none of the national parties field candidates here. It’s why I have huge respect for Tony Blair and New Labour as they actually took an interest and decisive action regarding what was going on here despite there being no tangible benefits in them doing so. And it has made all our lives over here so much better. I’ve learned to accept that 99% of GB doesn’t care about us but the recent goings on with historical investigations into murders by the security forces has really brought into focus about how we’re seen as second class citizens and has pushed me further than I ever have been to wanting a united Ireland. And of course those shouting the loudest against such investigations will be the biggest supporters of the union.

Not entirely, being a member of the EU has stopped us getting a lot of what of what the US does. Oh.

But. Ashley has bigger tits!

It’s a power thing imo. Gain the upper hand by showing him that he’s not even worthy of your time. The same sort of thing as treating a woman like shit so she’s desperate to be with you. Might work with a 50 year old boiler with six kids by seven dads but not with a 6ft blonde supermodel with 36DD tits. And Rafa is our 6ft blonde supermodel with 36DD tits.

Find one who can keep her fucking mouth shut. [/A. Johnson]

the pig fucker has a book out i see

We’re all Pompey today lads

If I was Rafa & his agents I'd feel insulted that Ashley hadn't deemed this important enough to bother turning up. Instead sending that slimy little toad instead.

Any 15 year old tips/hints?

’You let Lee do a negotiation?!’

It'll be a curry house with a big fireplace to vomit in.

‘Secret location’ is just a sexy way of saying they don’t know where the meeting is at.

3 good away days.... as long as Derby beat Villa obvs

Most are oblivious and/or don't give a shit, true. Not everyone though. In my case I met loads of NI lads at Liverpool university, all really canny (even the prods). This was late 80s early 90s. Quite an eye opener for me, and partly why i hate English nationalism so much.

Can't we allow the gays to have this one thing to themselves?

cowards, the lot of them.

They would have let you stick with what you turned up in.

Damage limitation tbh, and they get zero respect from me because without the negative press they would have been producing more episodes for years to come

Can we now get rid of all the other shite the ridicules certain people now?

I can't quite believe it but ITV did the right thing and canned Jeremy Kyle. Permanently, with all previous episodes removed. Absolutely the right decision, was a dismal show at the best of times.

Dwight Gayle saying goodbye to West Brom fans on Twitter. Apparently he has no desire to play in the Championship next season. Which is a shame as he clearly can't cut it in the Premier league but will get championship promotion chasers 20+goals every season.

Once you go fat, you always think fuck that.

It can’t be both.… … there can be only one.