We could sell him for £100m and have £5m of it added to the transfer budget, then the next accounts come out and the debt to Ashley will have grown.
“Well the fing is, we were havin a pwopah nawty pub lock in, I was eyeing up the laaahvly fuckin fireplace in the corner for a good old spew, when that creepy specky dry lunch Charnaz had no wonga for his round. Daahhnt worry Lee you fat slaaag oi said, I’ll just pile it on the debt. My aaahn fakin slush fund it is”