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Can we all spare a thought for poor old Leazesmag, he’ll finally be seeing the back of the hated cockney, only to have to climb back on his bacon shed over the new owners.

Looks like Newcastle United will BEHEADING to the top of the Premier League.

Mackem cat reckons there's a Mag in the stands. He personally saw a scuffle, a lads fan clipped him. Probably took his top off him. Mag acted the cunt chinning very young lads fans and children. Definitely a Mag. I'm positive it happened, marra. He got a right howking off a lads fan. That'll teach the gravy Mag fan.

On this as well - I would love to see one of them come on here and start trying to give us a hard time about. They'd be crucified. Who cares if it falls through and we don't get it, for a day or so it's been brilliant to actually feel excited about the club, and I'm not letting judgment from those dismal cunts make me hesitant about anticipating it keenly. Even if they got half a day of enjoyment out of it, the crushing reality of the gulf between the clubs as it is now would come streaming back to them sharpish anyway. I see they're keeping Ross for another season. The good times just keep rolling on... Also, I'm on the sauce

a view of the makem end when the goal went in

Of nowt else we were treated to this incredible opening line on a Ryder article: ”At 16:36pm this afternoon, a statement landed at Chronicle towers from downtown Dubai.”

Well I’m HUGELY excited.

"I dinnit gerrit marras. We're the North East's go-to club for sex offenders."

I’m really glad it’s them

hahaha who is this??? mint.

Nigel Farage heart attack... Please please please....

of course it did, and even if it didn’t - of course it did

Just over 14 years ago when I came out of hospital (after my stroke) my son Axl who was 8 at the time said "dont worry dad I'll be able to take you to the match" bless him I wasnt well enough & he obviously couldn't have taken me. A couple of years later & Ashley bought the club I never liked the bastard & vowed not to go back to SJP while Ashley owned the club. But theres now light at the end of the tunnel Axl's now 22 & hopefully we'll get to a match very soon

It's not all bad news for them lot up the road http://twitter.com/Brooker1982/status/1133083529770876928

I’ll do it, I’ve had 6 pints and I’m about to have more.

If it doesn’t happen now samaritans better get some staff in on overtime

"The deal is done." Said the man whose Grandad starred opposite Peter O'Toole as an extra in Laurence of Arabia in Hollywoods blockbuster in the fifties once. /Knight Ryder

All of the stars, Are fading away Try not worry, You'll go up some day! Fleetwood at home And Burton awaaaaay Don't stop crying on Netflix... And all of the mags, Are drinking today No need to worry In league one you'll stay You've had two f***ing losses, On Wembley way Don't stop crying on Netflix..

His advantage is that he can read Twitter while keeping one eye on sky sports. All done while Lee cries into his pint about how Tavernier won’t answer his calls since Tav become the assist king of Scotland.

I'd like to laugh with you as I hold you in my arms and we dream of what could have been had we not lived in a world so dead set against our love.

the image in that thread

Just at everything posted in the last few pages. Special relationships, mags in the crowd, conspiracy theories about intentional own goals, still framing everything around as at 10 past 11 on a Saturday night. What a crease.

@PaddockLad would be turning up at the match in silk pants and aladdin slippers if we won the league with the ay-rab in charge.

Aye quite possibly. Thing is, it’s Ashley + the sun, which you’d normally assume to = bullshit. Ive said it before, I don’t want Arab owners. I’d be more than happy if we owned & operated along the lines that Leicester are. Just a club moving forward who we could be proud of. Man City fans make me nauseous nowadays, Which is tricky because that’s half my family

It was Charnley putting on a paki accent.

At fucking work and this is the news about NUFC? I'll believe it when it happens and as has already been said, sports direct signs are getting crowbarred of the walls with street urchins and grandmother's spitting and kicking at them whilst charnley's marched down barrack road in stocks getting jeered and pelted with rotten fruit.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/may/26/amanda-eller-hawaii-forest-found-alive-only-option-life-death This dope. Hails her amazing yogic intuition for getting her out of the situation. The same intuition that only days earlier convinced her that her car was parked deep into the forest and that she should keep heading in that direction.

Personally I’m on the cans.

They're right like, way better to be bought by a couple of guys who ran Eastleigh

Sorry like there’s absolutely no way Sunderland lose a play off final and we get bought by the the cousin of the bloke that owns Man City on the same weekend. Someone is winding us right up

Anyone but Ashley tbf. Don’t care if he’s a tin pot fake sheikh as long as we’re rid of the fat slob destroying the club.

Worth it just to compound the Mackems misery yesterday

The positive spin they’re trying to put on our takeover is fucking incredible. One post saying that if we’re successful it’ll price a lot of current season ticket holders out of their seats As Sparta points out it’s probably as low as they’ve ever been as a club and all they can think about is us. Delicious

A few swifters in The Cluny.

haha

Your chance to call Piers Morgan a cunt to the nation?

Could you fucking imagine losing to Lee Bowyer’s Charlton Athletic 6 seconds from the end resigning you to the third tier for at least another year, then on the same fucking day the mackems get bought by a bloke who is one of the heads of a family worth £150bn. That’s where they are right now. Going to take a lot of blue pop to make some nonsense up about NUFC now.

they just lost the biggest game of their history, to get out of league 1.. and the thread with the most pages today is about us being bought...

You mean "Fleetwood's Forward Players"

This will catapult us to Everton levels they're saying I'm sure that's what a fucking arab royal has in store for us as well. It's going to be a pissing match between us and City isn't it?

seems legit

They're a simple folk.

If you'd stuck it out as an accountant, this could have been you in the Excel hotseat.

"Failed to provide proof of funds". He definitely sounds like our kind of billionaire owner.

They’re a right bunch of fucking fannies mind, every fucking game they act like there’s riots going on and fights breaking out. “Aye marra, was all kicking off in block 223, row G, seats 55 through 82. Pretty sure it was mags, group of MLFs teamed up with Charlton heavies and kicked them all over. We are such a classy bunch”