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Sounds good, quite fancy that.… Is your Dad free at weekends or does he do weekdays as well?

Having to learn how many days there are in June is obviously slowing them down.

New rule where if the ball hits the ref it gets given back to the team who had it last. Fucking shite.

I like it. Shame about that holocaust of a sponsor logo

Good luck with your interview in the job centre.

I feel like every kit maker is now going for the Nigeria effect from the last World Cup. Which straddled the line between seizure-inducing neon patterns and genuinely striking kit design without being ridiculously garish. Every other attempt has failed.

They did but more recent reports claimed they were trying to speed it through.

Didn't they say that it wouldn't be complete by 31st June?

The scary thing is, these are the ones caught on camera. Incidents like this are probably 1000 fold right across the states everyday. Must be fucking horrible being a black bloke, with some white racist copper screaming in your wife's face and knowing that if you so much as shout at him you will probably end up shot

Striped sleeves. Its not rocket science.

If it takes "at least 10-15 days" and we're on day 18, we don't have enough information to say anything about it. All he was told is it wouldn't take less than 10-15 days. I don't understand why the lack of news over something that we were advised would run on past the end of the month is getting to people. What do we want to know exactly? Which particular part of the due diligence they're up to? Clearly this is the most serious takeover bid we've received, and if it had fallen flat then surely the buyers would have revealed this. It may not happen but it can't have failed yet.

Yeah but the old one had stripes!

I’m back - was only 7 day trip. The biggest difference I found was the pace things are done- what would’ve taken 2 days onshore ( If I’d really dragged things out), took 4 days. We were there to cut and cap a small, redundant pipe under the deck- rig the ropes, set up rescue system, have the pipe fitter climb out and do the job ( 1hr max), de-rig, pack up, done. Except… the second he cut in to the (supposedly dead for years) pipe, oil started pissing out, all over him, the ropes, and in to the drink. Our rescue plan was to lower him in to the rescue boat, which was on standby. As soon as we radioed them to come underdeck and get him, they said the swell was to much and they couldn’t come in. So we went to our back-up plan and brought him back through the oil covered ropes to deck. The subsequent inquest was fun We had all the paperwork from the rig operators stating the pipe was isolated, empty, etc , when it clearly wasn’t. The rescue boat should have alerted us to the swell being too much before we started, which they didn’t. We were praised for dealing with it quickly and safely, having back-up plans in place etc, having the fitter in all his PPE, and getting him quickly back on deck. We then had to re-rig the whole thing with clean ropes, and go back out and do it again. All before the weather came in. Which we did. It was a lively first trip. ( Had a day “on standby” waiting for places in a chopper to get home, so tore the neck off it )

@Monkeys Fist hows it going on the rig? has it come off in your hand yet??...

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If you were designing the earth from scratch again, the one thing you wouldn't do is bring back humans. It would be a unanimous decision cos we are such a set of cunts.

The irony of that bar is simply staggering

If you stick Johnson and Stewart on a one on one live TV debate, Johnson would be made to look like the Grade A stupid cunt that he is. And he'd still get the job cos it's voted for by Grade A cunts.

Yeah sadly that’s the mantra, it’s absolutely appalling. Blair made life better for a lot of people & won 3 elections by landslides. I’m exhausted listening to people equate Blairism with Thatcherism as well. Not only is it profoundly stupid & ignorant, it’s also largely pointless and will only cause division. You can have the nicest politics in the world & labour have had far left socialists before but it matters not if you can’t win an election. Also - I don’t think there’s a british government in history that wouldn’t have went to war with iraq.

It took them 5 seconds, 18 years later you need to do your job!