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Knackered. Son was born June 27th. Mrs Fish had 28hrs labour before ending up with a c-section because little man was in the wrong position and wasn't so little. Born at 01:57 am, weighing a hefty 10lbs (4.5kg). All fine and dandy, however the hospital boots people out at midnight, so we finally get down to the ward at about 4, and the midwife immediately tells me I have to leave. Normal birth that might not have been a problem, but Mrs Fish had been in hospital since 8am Monday, had been nil-by-mouth since tuesday night and hadn't slept properly in days. She could barely sit up, let alone pick up the chunky little bugger. Other parents from the Antenatal group said the partners were allowed to stay overnight in the other hospital we were considering. Anyway, he's mint, got the first couple of proper smiles last night.

I think we should rename him Pish.

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Glad to hear that everything including the wife’s vag is okay.

Good to see somethings don't change. Northern Monk is really good, for what it's worth and the venue was amazing. We paid to hire the place for the Saturday evening, but anything we spent at the bar was deducted from the total.

Another winnable home game drawn. Lovely to see that they’ve addressed last seasons issues.

That adds up to 96.

We finally got him! Those photos make him look like a bloke on the stadium tour

IT WAS THE STRAWBERRY FRULI.

Aye but there was only a pint left in the barrel when you arrived

Remember, the fish sees things that the everyday fan doesn't

Luckily, Graham Carr's eye for French wingers who can definitely hack the Premier League is unflappable.

I'm torn with this if I'm honest. We had a good front 3 last season, 2 of which were premier League tried and tested. Would have cost us £16mil to keep them together. As it is we've spent £60mil to end up with a front 3 that have 0 premier League goals between them. That said, they all look young, quick and skillful so potentially could be a cracking partnership. CM is going to have its hands full defending mind

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/03/man-dies-after-electric-skateboard-accident-in-oxfordshire Dr Gloom. RIP.