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hope he was one of the cunts singing brucey brucey give us a wave the other day.

there has never, ever, been a game of football through out its entire history where a team has least deserved to win. fucking unbelievable!

I once hung about after my lass's works night out making sure her completely mortal friend got put into a taxi. This kind gesture, when fed through the filter of Toontastic, became an attempted rape.

STAGGERING ROUND A BREWCEY WONDERLAND!

An ein-nil win at that

It’s the rehab that kills ‘em.

Newcastle United head coach Steve Bruce on making new signings in January: "We've got one or two plates spinning and we hope that we can add to the squad by the end of the month.

One’s an uptight, straight edge murse while the other is a serially unemployed, coke sniffing sildenafil addict. Fate has brought them together and hilarity ensues.

Hose the shit off him first though.

Nah, get HIM so mortal that he shits himself in a Dixy Chicken doorway and she'll finish him. And that's when you move to Step 2: Threesome.

Joelinton and Almiron’s long awaited goal blitz is coming- Hat trick each, plus one from the defence. 7-0 You know, I think Ashley might finally be getting the hang of this football lark.

You can celebrate winners all you want mush, I’m sure a lot of the people on here who dislike Bruce did too. The problem with swallowing what is being served up is it’s indicative of the regime, we survive on a whim or a shoestring. You can’t honestly believe we deserve to be where we are in the league based on the showings this seasons? Unless there is either a change of heart from Ashley and he properly supports the team, or he leaves this is as good as it gets. This is the culmination of Newcastle United, aim for safety and everything else is a bonus. It’s not what I thought of when I first started supporting a football team, it’s not what Sir Bobby or Kevin Keegan or Rafa Benitez thought when managing us. I actually like a lot of our players, they graft and they can defend very well and generally are a likeable bunch. But this aiming for survival is draining and honestly drains the fun from the game. Enjoy the win, I did because fuck Chelsea and I’m glad for the players.

aye, they were incredibly wasteful there's no doubt about that. there is however an onus on us a football team to make a credible effort to retain the ball and venture in to the oppenents half occasionaly. i do know i never want to hear bruce ever bemoan bad luck about injuries or anything fucking else for that matter, because he to be the luckiest cunt ever to draw breath that this team has amassed 29 points thus far.

Walkers shares up 10 percent tonight.

It jolly well does

They let us off the hook though. The lack of intensity from them and they seemed like they were happy with 0-0 with their time wasting. Wonderful advert for the Premier League it was nit though. Shelvey is robbing a fucking living as well. Just floats about doing the odd flick which the halfwits inevitably lap up. If he plays a 5 yard ball half the crowd applauds. We’re so exposed when he’s one of a middle 2.

As much as I am not convinced about Brucey and do hate Ashley a last minute ein against those perpetual wankstains is always a great thing.

The man who treats ‘me too’ as a request.

Wanna share a taxi?

That's awful, give him my commiserations. It's shit he's had 2 strokes as well.

Pretty pretty good. Welcome back!

No. Fuck off you dull mackem cunt. There.

That was me at the match.

That’s one of the worst games I’ve ever watched. lol 1-0 tho

A goal fitting of our performance.

Take that you cunts.

Good shout, that. Then you can get out on the Friday in Tynemouth and see all the “Fur Coat and Nee Knickers” crumpet

So, the seven goal blitz is coming second half…

Honking. We shouldn’t be allowed to play on TV

Some decent BnB in Tynemouth village. No better place to stay down the coast.

Frank’s wanks are no match for Tyson’s furious wanks

I'm a serious political commentator, not the white R Kelly.

I’ve messaged Nandy and told her if she’s ever offered a taxi from a bloke that looks like the human Big Bird, to drop everything and run. Just run.

Ebola tbh

The only bug I want Fat Mike to get is sepsis.

The Vanishing is the film based on Eilean Mor Lighthouse https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4131496/

The Chronicle getting ready to use their “..... Wings Inter Toon” headline for at least the third time

For the amount of time it took to think of that come back, I expected better

Just get legless and piss yourself. He'll never want to be seen with you again.

Heres a few most within walking distance of SJP https://www.useyourlocal.com/publist/pubs-close-to-st-james-park-newcastle-upon-tyne-1218/ Here's a map just zoom in for were the pubs & places to eat are https://www.google.com/search?q=map+of+pubs+in+newcastle&oq=map+of+pubs+in+new&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l2.12332j0j7&client=tablet-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#istate=lrl:mlt&trex=m_t:gwp,m_r:1,rc_q:map%20of%20pubs%20in%20newcastle,rc_ui:9,ru_gwp:0%2C6,ru_q:map%20of%20pubs%20in%20newcastle

"Nuno Gomesh?"