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Good god man, it’s the weekend

Virtually none

Called it years ago when he was in vogue. Really pleased I was right and what a club to crash and burn with. The first time I heard his voice on BBC Newcastle I nearly crashed the car laughing. He sounds like a Mancunian/Mackem Thunderbirds reject of the Parker voice.

Surely Clem/Clemmie's is another word for bollocks? Bull's Clem etc.

Oh, now they see the value of a broad shadow cabinet.

“You calling me a prick!? I’m a married man with six kids!”

I’ve always thought he was the perfect voice of their club.

t00nraider when Mug Righter finally catches up with him.

That Meenz placed the bet 4 years ago!

We used var’ nigh a lot as kids. As in “I var’ nigh shit mesel”

I think I've only ever heard it from Stevie talking about himself.

it's bizarre, google seems to imply clemmy as being a hartlepool/north yorkshire word although there is reference to it in a northern echo article. seems it made its way fleetingly to a tiny part of whickham/sunniside area half a century ago!

IDK man, she's exactly how I picture you when you post on here, right down to the pose

shields

I agree, it was just your point it’s different I took issue with. I blamed the players at first if I’m honest. But it’s more when it was highlighted that the owners could easily have afforded to keep the non-playing staff on full wages. A fair proportion (and that’s being kind) of these owners would sell their granny and they’ll just be happy they’re saving money.

Well the easy answer there is they don’t take a wage cut. They just donate a percentage of their wages after its paid. And it doesn’t have to go to the NHS. Give it to a food bank, a homeless shelter, domestic violence charities. Donating 25% of a months wages would keep some of these places going for a decade

My mate Andy did a cryptic quiz based where all the answers are north east place names for a bit of fun. Some easy ones, some not so easy. 1. Cut down trees - Felling 2. Put a spell on the bacon 3. The value of murder 4. Moves forward 5. Picket dwellings 6. To cut up good 7. Bulbous meadow 8. Not a runner 9. The price of a luxury fabric 10. The big apple 11. A tree from Edinburgh 12. That’s what you get when you park your Fiesta on the beach 13. Supersonic airliner 14. You’ll need these to stop the arrows 15. This suicidal rodent weighs 1000kg 16. Yeah mom, did us Bob’s mound 17. Woody vestibule 18. Connects y hand to y shoulder 19. Hell’s angel 20. Scarlet abode 21. Not a short straight one 22. Religious rock 23. Ermintrude’s entrance 24. What Messrs Barclay and Lloyd keep in their shoes 25. Fresh glass receptacle

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/ 😆 Fuck off.

Charlie saying “of all the clubs I’ve ever supported, I’ve never seen one like this” Horrible, posh, club jumping twat who knows fuck all about football

Piece of piss tbh.

As an aside, I did see Certified Daft Cunt and Shit Right-Back, DeAndre Yedlin twisting into that people were shouting at him to donate more money. Obviously people didn’t realise he needs the money to conduct photo shoots with his lass in their gaff.

all this video conferencing with family and friends is really starting to boil my piss. 4 nights in a bastard row, and i've got one scheduled with the family tomorrow. i've never seen so much of my friends and i'm speaking to my mother at least twice a week where before coronavirus it was just the odd whatsapp message.

And you and your free ST have contributed fuck all to our NHS. You should be ashamed.

That's what she told you.… … wooah, hang on!

She’s definitely not choosy.

I beg your pardon?

That’s Gemmil, surely

I’ve never really took an interest & now I’m not allowed to leave the house. Gary Bennett’s accent btw He sounds like a Bob Mortimer character.

Wor lass is a bit chossy, didn’t stop me.

After a particularly dodgy curry, one's ringpiece could be said to be a bit chossy.

Well played Meenz!

Yeah, and the fact they already pay a decent chunk of tax and NI towards the NHS.

He fucking loves himself, which helps

A relief to see the end of the Corbyn cult. RLB was apparently planning to keep him on as foreign secretary if she won.

Why are Coleman and whoever that man with him is, walking around tynemouth? Roker is a perfectly nice beach.

Absolutely but to the extent he carries it off is impressive.

Holystone, ffs. Of course it is

And no way a Yorkshireman is giving away his entire salary.

arrrh the old ..."lets make-e-on I'm a Newcastle United fan post" that will fool them

It’s not Sol Campbell

Fuckin hell that's mental. Does it beep like a smoke alarm? Seriously though, give PALS a call, they're great at getting things moving in the NHS. No idea if they can do anything, but they should be able to get it confirmed if it was cancelled in error. https://www.nhs.uk/common-health-questions/nhs-services-and-treatments/what-is-pals-patient-advice-and-liaison-service/ https://www.nhs.uk/service-search/other-services/Patient-advice-and-liaison-services-(PALS)/LocationSearch/363

It’s ridiculous. You don’t think the head of a civilised modern state would put his name under that kind of thing unless he’s written it by himself. But then you should have someone stopping him from sending it. But as Renton said, the worst thing is that he is probably playing to his audience with a lot of. Utters thinking that this letter is a fitting response to kick some democrat’s arse.

"So ah sez to Mala, 'Sheikh a leg, Mala' and he didn't get it. To be fair, poor auld mala literally cannit see straight never mind get the shit hot, rappy, err, raypery, err my razor sharp crack. Lol. Ryder and out."