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Rayvin is absolutely thrumming with excitement at the prospect of boatloads of “positive and sunny” young Chinese lasses turning up here.

thoroughly enjoyed that which makes a very pleasant change. just out of mild curiosity and despite the fact I know its a technical impossibility but.... anybody else think if wes brown and craig bellamy had a love child it could easily have been wor dwight?

Here comes the troll again... (not my wife!)

Honestly, he’s not fucking well that bloke

That's about his third attempt to spell it - all wrong

Join in, everybody!

I think Ian Watkins had the same model.

OTMAR HITZFIELD LOL

That chair is nice

The way Whelan defended that horrendous tackle by McManaman just after he’d been whingeing about how a bad tackle stopped him playing in the cup final back when he was a player. Fucking hypocrite

All the noise and theatre is just a distraction from the actual issue; Premier League want as much assurance as possible that their intellectual property will not be pirated. If that means the KSA need to organise a bid for the MENA rights, arrest a few patsies and make inconsequential promises, then so be it. PL aren't looking for a reason to block it, they have those, in spades, they're wanting to use this leverage to get a better deal.

They've been in trouble for a while and it won't have helped that the RL team isn't playing too. Mind you Whelan the cunt deserves it all. The tory cunt.

Like a chinese mouse?

My tortoiseshell pick guard is like a shield of steel.

Rest players for West Ham, let these win so we can drop Villa and West Ham into the shit and then unleash ASM on Sunday to double West Ham’s agony. West Ham.

Looks a bit like the lead singer of the Flying Pickets

The EU has been saying this for three years and still it's falling on deaf ears. Look at who the Tories' major donors were at the last election: John Gore, Peter Hargreaves, Bill Adderley, Jeremy Hosking, Howard Shore, Lord Edminston and various dodgy Russians. The party has been bought out by Brexiteers. The fate of the entire country is being decided by a small number of Brexit fundamentalists in No.10 and their paymasters who are happy to gamble knowing that they're going to be secure from the negative fallout.

I’d say it’s fine being a smug cunt if he took the rough with the smooth, but once we got knocked out the FA cup he slipped in a half cut jab before disabling replies .

A mate had a Madeley or Partridge round in a zoom quiz the other week. Basically a list of quotes and you had to guess whether it was Madeley or Alan Partridge - it was literally impossible

I’m not sure what I’m asking for but yes please.

Your kidding me.

I was pissing by your window...

It’s MOANING not groaning. If you are into this kind of stuff I will tape it for you. You are welcome to listen to it instead of me the next time, too.

Richard Keyes, wasn’t it?

It’s Rafa Benitez

"I allow you to moan" is the very height of Deutsche Sexytalk.

Is that right? Fucking hell. The ink was barely dry on Pardew's 8 year contract back then.

Can you not expose your bedroom habits here, please?

Steve Bruce’s black and white army!

Btw, you know how we’ll inevitably get a load of ‘experts’ saying that Bruce deserves a crack if the takeover goes ahead. I wonder what the correlation is between that and those desperate for the takeover not to happen. I think you’re probably looking at two very similar data sets

I missed the first half more or less because I couldn’t be arsed but rather listened to my wife moaning. Newcastle United 2020.

Hitting 40 points triggers the bonus of a Whopper value meal for each player. Cheese included if you scored.

He doesn’t look like he’s going to shit himself every time the ball comes his way, in other words.

Just for Wykiki and Polarboy, aka The Dyslexic Duo, it’s Krafth. K.R.A.F.T.H Like the shitty cheese spread, but with the wrong Ian Watkins stuck on the end.

So nobody going to mention Gayle celebrating his goal by cupping his ear........ in an empty fucking stadium.

Meanwhile I’ve hit my own target and will be going full “Geoff from Byker Grove” on Sunday! https://newcastlewestend.enthuse.com/pf/toonlowdown

Get the Irish one you lucky bassa.

Or as Lukas Ramsauer would say. Hehehe.

Stop all these snobby remarks you will be responsible if the takeover fails and for all those pizzas delivered to Qatar not being paid.

*laughs*

Or when Wigan brought him out to actually lift the FA Cup because of his ridiculous non-story. Ignoring that he got the injury as a result of HIM trying to do somebody else. I’m actually half pleased Ashley reduced his stores to dust.

I assume the bottom left knob is to adjust the levels of FABULOUSNESS

Surprised Chez Given didn’t just install him as his PA if he’s available on those sort of wages. Imagine the champagne enemas that they could’ve had together

Nice one Looks like a teenage girls iPhone with strings