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Think I know ugly mackem’s alter ego....it’s been there for years, hiding in plain sight....

Bruce as the var was being played....

What a thoroughly unlikable shithouse

Bit harsh there, he’s from a good family, which, let’s face it, is the important thing....

Fucking genius.

BRB going to read the readytogo match thread

I don’t like VAR but in this instance it’s the handball law to blame. It’s mental. But it’s Mourinho and Spurs so it’s fucking brilliant

I'd take Eddie Large over Bruce.

Imagine posting on a message board asking for support for your football club and having a mouth breather telling you where you live is a shit hole.

You spent a week in Newport in a day. Must have been some pretty strong shit

Fun Fact ... Since Opta began collecting exact Premier League goal times in 2006, Callum Wilson's penalty equaliser for Newcastle (96:20) is the latest any side has scored with their first shot on target.

Too slim for that to be Brewcey, and the N would be a M

He know he's running out of options with big clubs and he's been laying the foundations for a move here for years I reckon him and Ashley would fall out within a fortnight

Did you watch the match and see mourinho storming down the tunnel after the pen? No? Get in!!!! Exclusive!!!!!

"Chico's great but..."

Lass to bloke: 'Ya yewzing that Lang stick cozza covid, marra?" Bloke to lass: "Nah, petal, it's coz ya minge is honking. FTM."

And here it is from a different angle

Man City 2-5 Leicester

it’s funnier than telling a stranger his home towns a shithole..

Same

Such a silly application of the rules, absurd that we can have not lost this (touch wood). Roy Hodgson is sniffing his own farts over this.

1-0 down, 15 minutes to go. Lump it up to big Andy - textbook Bruce.

If Rafa had been given the money that's been spent since he's left to spend on who he wanted, we'd have cemented a place in the lower half of the top ten this season. Of that I have no doubt.

That’s Jose off the mackems Christmas list.

Btw if you're someone with chronic disease or risk factors who can't be talked out of going to the pub, then fuck you and enjoy your ventilator. You drive past pubs and see stupid old cunts with massive kites having a tab before they go back in. Sorry like but you were warned and you were too stupid.

Reminds me of the old joke. What do you call a Chinese woman with no legs? Dragon (draggin’) lips

I read somewhere that Sweden is 6x larger in area than the UK and the UK has a population 6x larger than Sweden. So social distancing and track and trace is much, much easier in Sweden vs the UK. My response to people that say "Sweden didn't have a lockdown and their death rate was tiny" is "Florida didn't have a proper lockdown and their death rate is fucking massive!" One exception doesn't make the rule and Sweden is a straw man argument for right wing idiots on Facebook

Oh, a Danish Mackem! Slikke min kærlighedspumpe.

What I find interesting about this whole 2nd wave is the angle that’s being punted throughout the MSM ( sorry Gloomy ), laying blame for it firmly at the door of the public. I firmly believe that a government led wholly by the scientific advice would’ve had this under much better control, by being far stricter in the first instance with their lockdown measures. Since they weren’t, as they were probably distracted by working out how they and their pals could hoover up some tidy profits from it, here we are facing a 2nd wave, with the same reluctance to stamp it out hard resulting in a far longer, and more economically damaging resurgence. But this time, it’s our fault, and I can guarantee that students and the young folk will be painted as the villains this time around- it’s already starting. Obvioulsy, these are just my musings on the whole shitshow, but even a basic bastard like me can see the simplicity of how to effectively deal with this. Stop the spread of the virus, by strict lockdown, and we’ll soon be safe on our lovely little island. I’m frankly amazed that the racist cunts haven’t jumped on this as an “oven ready” excuse to implement a 100% ban on filthy foreign types coming in to our sceptred isle, but as I said, they’ll be too busy making blood money out of it to realise their “principles” can be legitimised briefly. Rant over, as you were lads

Fucking hell man, sounds like the game was class though. It’s good they’re doing well though, as it’ll make their inevitable shitting the seat at the end of the season all the funnier, I mean classier.

I don’t really think any advantage was gained from it, it would have fell to another spurs player and was being headed out of the box anyway. It definitely wasn’t intentional in anyway. It was the right decision as by the current rule that’s what constitutes as a handball, but I think most find the rule to be a bit shite, I’m happy to laugh about it and it done us a massive favor today but I’d be fuming if we got done by it like that. Handballs are a hard rule to make but I agree with Gloom that this rule is wank. Luke Edwards is a disaster btw, what an utterly dross but predictable take from him. If he can’t see why anyone would have been disgruntled with today’s performance simply because we ended up nicking a draw then he’s either completely clueless about football, or he’s trolling. 3 shots on target in 3 games is appalling, Bruce and the players deserve pressure for that as it’s utter bilge they’re currently serving up.

Jose's post match interview will be golden. The special needs one will be on the special brew

Steve Bruce mustn’t have many fingers left on that monkeys paw

Kane sent off

I fucking hate VAR like, it’s funny to see Spurs get mugged off but I’d be fuming if that was us.

Is there a match on?

Love that Morcombe performances have gotten people onto the pitch against spurs

Get this bag of shit sacked ASAP. 11 shirts sent out to run around

Also probably helps that teams w naturally will take the foot off the pedal a little in terms of pressing and shape when they're leading and the other team is clearly shite.

You're right, it was more over control of transfers.. that doesnt make it much better though. Ashley and his minions would rather spend the money and pick players for the manager than give Rafa a sum and let him choose who he wants. The club is fucked top to bottom now with Bruce in charge at least before we had Rafa using the players he had to the best of his ability, now we've got fat steve slobbering all over himself on the touchline screaming 'MAN ON CLOSE HIM DOWN' 'BIG HEADER ANDY' 'WHERES ME PIZZA I ORDERED IT AT HALF TIME'

He has no positional discipline and played like a winger there rather than a forward.

Fuck off Carragher Ritchie should fuck off too, this level looking too much for him now

My experience of pubs has been similar to how you describe Nando's. Table service only, drinks ordered through an app. Bar staff in masks. The only bit I felt uneasy with was the toilets, where social distancing was impossible because half the urinals were closed. Lots of the businesses you mention have done a great job at reopening under the covid secure guidelines but if cases continue to rise exponentially they are all almost certain to close at some point. Theatres need targeted support too. Reduced capacity needed to ensure social distancing makes it unsustainable. It’s an industry in serious trouble.

Since the relaxation of the rules we've still only seen.a small number of people. I've been to the pub twice at most and then it was for a pint. We are having takeaways rather than sit in meals and our groceries are done via online. But yes,.locally you can see most people fucked it off ages ago. But it's all our fault not that cunt in charge and johnson.

Yep, it’s all our fault this time around. Follow our muddled, constantly changing, inadequate rules, or guidelines, (we’re not prepared to say which), or reap the consequences, plebs.