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Edwards- “ You like that, you fat fuck?” Bruce- “ Don’t talk with your mouth full, bitch” Edwards- “ I’m not”

I admired him for his efforts but I always feel uneasy about charity for the NHS - seeing people who want to abolish it praising his efforts was also sickening. Still sad he died before he could be vaccinated of course. RIP.

He's a very naughty boy.

luke edwards on the other hand has had an on his knees view of it on many, many occasions.

Fish referring to stuff he’s read on some forum as his ‘mate’ again I see

Sure he'll be able to walk it off

A glittering return to form the nuggets saying that we did better ignoring the fact that Palace let us have the ball knowing we’d do fuck all with it. Get this obese alky cunt out NOW

I thought Renton was the cheerleader for Corbyn losing votes due to the nuclear button/sing the national anthem shit? If this gets red wall gammons thinking of voting Labour again then it's not that bad a thing as long as it doesn't become the be all and end all of the whole party strategy.

‘And here beside me is Steve McManaman’

Piss is Anfield

Well he had a hell of a last 12 months. RIP.

Why is he pissing on it?

Wonder how much of it is because the players just don’t like Everton. Making Pickford look a tit again is motivation enough for anyone.

Am I right in saying you were the one hiding from Triads in your flat?...

Twat. He is a real friend, he just goes to a different school.

Shittest boy-band ever.

“Right but I’m never calling him dad!”

Paul Sweeney and Mark Stimson without even thinking about it.

i despise Shelvey.

Big half time team talk coming up for Jones.

Hendrick didn’t fancy getting in the way of that.

That's not a fucking shed. Or even a wanking shed.

i actually fancy us to win this. what a difference a game can make

https://megogo.net/en/films/main Some fine Ukrainian content to see you through lockdown here. Particular highlights include "Frenzied Bus", "Parrot, Who Speaks Yiddish", "Delivery For Margaret Thatcher" and "Fairy Tale About A Loud Drum".

God rest his soul. Let's have a salute ro the unknown settee shitter. (Alex will know btw with his elephant memory) Edit: or ewerk with his worlds largest collection of bookmarks.

In a way I suppose it's a variant of the "pull up the ladder after you" mentality that drove a certain section of the Brexit vote.

I was going to give it a go but really can't be fucked with a show where every single character has a lisp.

2-2 draw do you? Much, much better from the team and it's way too much of a coincidence that we get a new coach in and suddenly look like a new team. Genuinely looked like a team benefiting from a New Manager bounce. Slight tweaks to the formation, playing much higher up the pitch, changes to instructions, better set pieces. I don't believe for a second that Bruce has been sitting on these changes for 18 months then just happens to prise them from under his fat arse for this game.

Remember that deadline day when we signed Sibierski? This place went into meltdown. Fast forward a few years when we signed Sheki Kuqi and the fury was replaced by apathetic resignation. These days, I don’t even remember it’s deadline day

The other great fact was that there weren’t any great facts, just one fact that wasn’t great

'The other great fact'. What was the original great fact, Lee? It must've been epic if the other great fact is Yedlin playing local hero in his house after wins in the championship. Great stuff. Us punters are spoiled with these gold plated NUFC stories.

1 director and it’s not even him

The daft tramp doesn’t even own any of the company.

"What about Jones? Did he make a difference?" "Well he's a useful addition but we made the improvements." "Steve, what's happening to your lip?" "Nothing." "No, something's definitely happening. Have a look in the mirror."

We've approached Arsenal about taking Joe Willock on loan. TBH I had to google who he was, at least he seems keen on the move.

You know the questions about Jones are really getting on his tits.

If we can get ASM, Wilson, Fraser and Almiron on the pitch at the same time, with Hayden and someone else sitting in, this is a reasonable team if coached properly