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Fair play to Steve Bruce, credit where credit is due. Sending the lads out and praying we’re still in the game by the time he can send on ASM has worked perfectly.

Fish has been dreaming big dreams during lockdown apparently....

Chief Vicar Justin Welby came out with this, straight-faced, today. “Prince Philip showed a remarkable willingness to take the hand he was dealt in life…” Fuck me rigid.

Three points and home in time for a Sunday roast and a bit of Bullseye on Challenge. Days don’t get much better than this.

He’s such an arrogant fucking cunt. We’re 4th bottom ffs. Fulham have won five games all season and we're still in a position where they could conceivably send us down by beating us in the last match. Not to mention his thinking we’ve won two in a row even though that’s our first league victory in over two months

‘What an inspired substitution, Roy’. Aye, bringing on the team’s best player was a decision right out of left field.

With any luck we will be safe by the Sheff Utd game so that the fans in the ground can fully concentrate on making it the most vitriolic atmosphere in footballing history

"And in at number 16 with 'As good as I think I am' it's a new entry for Drunk A'Fancy!"

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them.

you gonna make me like?

Best game from Longstaff for a long time. Shame he felt the need to headbutt Tarkowski’s foot.

He even skinned the camera man

He should actually be sainted the lad. If the pope can spare some time from protecting nonces he should get right on it.

FYP for quiff

What the fuck is the actual point in VAR? That’s about as stonewall a pen as you could hope to see

It's about time someone went for the jugular and asked Hancock (and the rest) directly how much they've pocketed from the pandemic. For example there's no way he gave 30m to his pub landlord mate without a couple of million going the other way.

Won’t be ruining my Sunday shite, either.

Those Sad Makem Bastards 1 v 2 Charlton They’re starting to shit themselves in case they end up playing Portsmouth in the play offs with fans being in attendance. Recent history suggests the makems would lose on the pitch and lose heavily off the pitch. 27-3-70 TTBGAP ( Took The Bastard Good And Proper )

And even that mightn’t be enough for a Steve Bruce side.

Get well soon

I fancied us today till I saw the team, I feared that having went one down he'd panic and have every fucker playing everywhere when bringing the subs on but we got away with it today. I can't believe how he's still in a job? It's a damning indictment of how our club operates at every level that he's still here and how he got here in the first place.

Slam poetry in motion. 😉

Fuck off

I don’t think we’re safe but we’ve got a much better chance of being safe.

The best example of the many that we should get rid of Bruce is that there is a not a single example for keeping him. If I was being generous his pro list would start and end at "Makes everyone else look more attractive."

It’s been the best example why we should get rid of Bruce. We were second best all game and only win because of the individual class of Saint Saint-Maximum

Dubravka has had a strong game.

"Why is it called a fourmation when there's eleven players?"

I know mate so was I 😁

At least Bruce now has his post-match excuse lined up.

Presumably rolling our sleeves down and gathering dust.

Why the fuck is this throbber still employed by NUFC? You’d think if you had somehow managed to not be in the bottom 3 after the disgraceful run we’ve had you’d pack in risking things. It’s like they’re trying to have us relegated at this point.

FYP

Here you go Gloomy mate http://istream.futbol/TV8.html

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Saying that, we’ve only won 7 It’s certainly not beyond us

It would take the sort of run of form we’ve had over the last 20 games or so

If Fulham can stay up by beating us in the final game I have no confidence in our ability to not lose. We need to be 4 points clear of them going into it.

I’m glad we play with such balance between attack and defense, would be fucking rubbish being slightly more attacking if it meant we’d suddenly become Norwich and be completely incapable of defending. Thanks for comparing us to a side that have spent as long in the Premier League as we’ve spent in the Championship in recent years, what a brilliant comparison. Again, this pudding faced wank takes no responsibility for getting abuse when he jumps on a comment as light as “maybe they should try and play a little bit more on the front foot” and acts like Shearer said we should have 10 men in the opposition half. We can’t get this wanker out of the club fast enough ffs.

I can't get a decent photo of it so you'll just have to imagine what the concept of warmth and comfort looks like. That's what I have in autumn and winter instead of walking a dog in the pissing rain.

Well I'm going to buck the trend on here and say I don't think it's totally pointless. Worst case scenario you've bunged a few quid to North East charities or end up like Sunderland or Bury and the fans will end up bailing them out. Any consortium that takes over might well get some brownie points by involving the fans and whilst not being a Barcelona type club with the voting etc, could still have a part to play and be involved in it. Nobody is asking anyone to fork out anything they don't want to/afford. Yours, Soopafan.* *From a nice family

mr sheen was superb in apocalypse now, I'm sure you'd agree? as regards NUST.... for fucks sake man, a 2 or 3 day fanfare leading up to what amounts to a fantasy, tolkein would've struggled to compete with this.

me and fish - square go

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