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If you look at Bruce's lifetime PL points average it's 1.13 points per game. This season we're averaging 1.03 points. For all his fucking arrogance and huffiness and his attitude with the press, there really is no upside from here. He hasn't been unfortunate or anything like that. This is Steve Bruce performing almost exactly in line with expectations. Yesterday was the first match I've watched in ages, and I only put it on cos my in-laws finally got over their Covid fears (now that they're days away from their second vaccination) and decided to come and camp in my living room for FOUR FUCKING HOURS yesterday. An unbelievably shit way to spend your weekend.

I left myself wide open for that 😏

Ah yes, Ikea's trusty HØÖPBÅNDIT range

Fish has been dreaming big dreams during lockdown apparently....

Well done, Gemmill.

Just an ordinary asylum seeker tbh

Also, FYP.

It's closer to 50 than 51 and that's a fact.

It's gone awfully quiet...

This week on Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World, the teleporting Flag Wankers of Chapel Park.

Oo, talking but in female!

Fuck Off.

I thought they’d barred him after the mess he left last time?

I figured I was just being a bit of a razy lacist when I thought "one of the lads congratulating him there looks a bit like Bigirimana" - but nope, it is him https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2021/apr/12/he-hasnt-scored-that-glentoran-score-40-yard-header-past-roy-carroll-video (And Roy Carroll is still going too!)

If you've taken 75% of the Fulwell, you've taken all of the Fulwell. Haven't you heard of rounding up?

One of those days where there wouldn't be enough money in the world to take the job of Speaker.

Wonder if he's moved from up the street - from streetview (same road)

Fyp

Keeps the Cateau de Chassilier nice and cold.

I was going to post that comment on the joke page! Muppet! (not you Howay, obvs )

He’s such an arrogant fucking cunt. We’re 4th bottom ffs. Fulham have won five games all season and we're still in a position where they could conceivably send us down by beating us in the last match. Not to mention his thinking we’ve won two in a row even though that’s our first league victory in over two months

"And in at number 16 with 'As good as I think I am' it's a new entry for Drunk A'Fancy!"

“We can't get carried away but back-to-back wins in the Premier League is huge. It sets us up nicely, we've got some tough challenges but this helps. Let's hope our players stay fit. As good as I think I am, I need our best players.” Bruce has to be taking the piss here, not only have we not won back to back games but that best player coming on was the only reason we got any points, the tactics had us losing in uninspired fashion up to that point.

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/prince-philip-death-bbc-ratings-b1829504.html Viewing figures for the main terrestrial channels fell by as much as 64% compared to the previous Friday but I'm sure the whole country was just too overcome with grief and only switched off because of the sense of loss completely overwhelming them.

Maybe you should, you dull tit.

Fuck off

You mean apart from him doing nothing to prevent the first goal where he was thinking he was covering dead wood.

Aye, as Ewerk said the bloke is going to get credit for simply hoying his best player on , there was absolutely no plan before or after that sub it was simply a double sub and hope that either Wilson or ASM could produce. I know wankers like Edwards will crawl over broken glass to give Bruce credit for this but it’s a total stretch to offer him that imo, literally anyone with half a passing interest in football could have managed this with the way ASM burst into the game.

It’s been the best example why we should get rid of Bruce. We were second best all game and only win because of the individual class of Saint Saint-Maximum

ASM put the team on his back today, simple as that. The fact we looked completely clueless before ASM came on shows how out of his depth Bruce is, it’s pathetic really, I know you always miss your star players but our team can barely play football until ASM turns up .

‘What an inspired substitution, Roy’. Aye, bringing on the team’s best player was a decision right out of left field.

Three points and home in time for a Sunday roast and a bit of Bullseye on Challenge. Days don’t get much better than this.

Best game from Longstaff for a long time. Shame he felt the need to headbutt Tarkowski’s foot.

He even skinned the camera man

"Why is it called a fourmation when there's eleven players?"

Nasty tactics to play as poor as possible to make it look easy for them

Fair play to Steve Bruce, credit where credit is due. Sending the lads out and praying we’re still in the game by the time he can send on ASM has worked perfectly.

FYP for quiff

Exactly. Elsewhere on the pitch if you're kicking the ball that high and you're within half a yard of someone's head it's a no brainer free kick for dangerous play. Here his foot has actually made contact with his head and somehow both the on field officials and the VAR rule that it's all good.

That excuse from the ref association is fucking disgraceful btw. It’s text book dangerous play, Tarkowski’s boot is not allowed to be that high, we’ve seen the result of that type of play with injuries such as the one Ederson sustained. Them coming out and basically just sticking by their own when the officials clearly got the decision wrong is exactly why VAR doesn’t work. Why are they even bringing up him winning the ball? It’s completely irrelevant, same as it is when a player lunges into a tackle with both feet.

What the fuck is the actual point in VAR? That’s about as stonewall a pen as you could hope to see

Off to IKEA to see if they have any purpose built shagging chairs with names that look like a cat has run over a keyboard.

Can't believe the DPD man hoyed one up the Queen.

Just got back from the doctors. Apparently I'm suffering from severe paranoia. I just wonder which other cunt he's told?