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Got a half day with him tomorrow, then done thank Christ. Told me he has a photographic memory this afternoon, which is weird because I saw him forgot his laptop password twice with my own eyes

'Immanent Announcement Monthly'

Fist Jnr. saw two of them, and laughed his cock off, the little bastard.

I wonder if anyone was there to witness the “three bitings”? I put it to you there were no bitings, just a man and his determination to own a staffy....

Tell him to take a photograph of it, then he'll remember.

#manufacturing

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And there's thebrokendoll we know and love

The lunatics are in full flow on twitter. They’ll never learn.

Equally disgraceful is that a significant portion of our population clearly don’t give a fuck. I’m alright Jack, so fuck you… until it happens to them, which it will.

Gandafted YP

And now he’s just like his dad 😛

After launching a well timed imaginary #venture into #British #publishing he should look into setting up a company to sell beepers, maybe VCRs too. What a fucking nob he is, only a club as shite as the mackems could attract a bloke as delusional and trampy as that.

richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene, festering pile of human scum. you shouldn't even be able to make it up really.

I am genuinely shocked if I receive a call or text when I’m in the same place as the wife.

Inmates

He was a bit puzzled when I started dragging my arsehole across the floor after I’d had a shite.

Dog probably freaked out living with a monkey.

He's a blanket stacker. Royal Logistics Corps.

Lockdown stopped you meeting mates, not having mates.

Tales from the army twat part two. Has a caravan, I mentioned I fancied a camper van in the future. He also has a 1972 VW camper and is in the middle of restoring a 26’ airstream at the moment. Counting the minutes

I had the Astrazeneca one and didn't feel any side effects. Sounds like your mates/colleagues are all using 'side effects' as an excuse not to see you. Probably all out having pizzas.

So, the mutt, the Mackem mutt, turned out to be a fucking radge. Bit me three times, and was generally slightly unhinged. Long story short, he’s been relegated back to League 1 and we cut our “trial period” short. I’m a bit gutted tbh, as when he wasn’t being a fucking canine terrorist he was lovely, but ultimately me and the Mrs. didn’t feel like we could trust it not to go full Mackem at some point in the future. We’re probably going to try and find a pup of a Westie/Staffie cocktail if possible, without having take out a second fucking mortgage. ( I’d be happy to fuck the whole idea off, but if “compromise” has to be made, I’m having some lines in the sand drawn regarding breed, and spaniels can fuck right off- they’re mental and they fucking honk [paging @Dr Gloomand his Mrs ]. Mrs. F. is gradually realising that I actually know what I’m on about regarding mutts, but still won’t cave to a proper Staffy… yet.) I’m going to pop in to Benton dog shelter and, at the very least, register my interest … in a Staffy .

Had mine yesterday. AZ. Felt a bit heady last night and fairly lazy today but I’m fairly lazy every day. Some of my mates have carried on as if they’re dying. Absolute jessies.

They'll still be here. I'll just have to be actually sick as well as fucking pig-sick.

This has been “going on” so long I honestly reckon it’s been dead in the water for an awful long time. I think Ashley’s leaking stuff and teasing it purely to distract from how shit we’ve been this year.

& the fact that there's probably half a dozen other Premier League teams who don't want a club financed by unlimited funds. Obvs.

I just imagine Masters crawling under a desk somewhere in the offices the arbitration is being held only to find Charnley there “I’m sorry Richard, I just like to get away sometimes, It’s really any time I have to make a decision really I just hide under here. That Bruce is doing a shocking job I just really have been hoping he quits for the last few month so I wouldn’t have to do anything” “Tell me about it Lee, this whole Saudi kerfuffle put me in a right fluffery buffery, I had that Levy and the Americans from Liverpool telling me I needed to reject it but I just couldn’t make a decision so I just kept telling everyone it was close” “ooooh that’s a good one, Mike wants me to fire all the club shop people something about Furlough and saving money, I was thinking about scaletrix so zone out when he talks about business stuff, anyway maybe saying something about the takeover being close will help!”

I'd find it hilarious if a fucking molotov cocktail blew up in his face.

It would be fucking class if it all blew up in Masters’ face like

I understand they don’t give a shit, and are clearly biased, but we’ve won something like 3 in our last 23 games. Keeping this Newcastle side in the PL isn’t some great feat ffs, especially when you consider the side you have to stay ahead is a shocking Fulham side that have 5 wins all season. Btw, Gabby Agbonlahor become the absolute epitome of Brummy just a balding fat boring as fuck wanker. I don’t even know why they pay so many of these ex players to spout this utter shite, just pick one of them and let him cover everything, the result would be the same tbh.

They were looking for a way to say no, at least that's certainly what it looks like.

Thanks for reading.

So the Saudi government stated the PiF and the state were two separate entities, then the PL asked the UK government who agreed they were two separate entities yet the PL still pursued this thread? While I agree it’s pretty likely they’re heavily commingled I’m not really sure it’s the PL’s duty to go this deep into things when at state governance level everyone involved seems happy there’s no issue.

Only applies to invading Poland.

Thanks for reading my post.

Aye, they're the ones who are obssessed.