Leaderboard

If they’re looking for a Rich new chairman with impeccable backers and huge credibility…

Man City have pulled out too. What a spectacular self-own. This is like getting CUNT tattooed on your forehead. We already knew, but thanks for confirming, and good luck getting it off.

”I count thirteen people, where’s the bloke from Newcastle?” muffled “I’m here” “Oh hi Lee, I forgot you like to hide under the table for decisions”

not sure what to say on this really. the game was hardly recognisable to the one I fell in love with as a young kid with his dad in the late 60s in the old popular side. turning a teenager in the 70s on the leazes end and grasping the passion and tribalism that went hand in hand with supporting your team, your club. whilst ashley seemingly has had no part in this breakaway he shares the same trait as these six utter cunts owning the so called big six, there's not one of the fuckers got the remotest idea of what being football supporter is about, they're completely detached from reality. they can all go fuck themselves.

15 down to 9 already And the best thing is, the 12 that said yes will be cunts forevermore. No takesy's backsy's soz

BTW can you imagine if we'd been bought by the Saudis. We'd have to be taking shifts on here to fend off all the fans turning up to ask HOW THE FUCK we had snuck from 17th in the league into the "Big X". It would have been equal parts exhausting, embarrassing and fucking hilarious.

They are dropping like neymars.

“ So that’s three Cappucinos, Four Lattes, Two white with sugar, a Tea, a Mint tea, two waters and a Blackcurrant Fruit Shoot for me?”

WTF? How do the public decide that? Paulo Tossconi is a known sitter, Rolando Cajones voted for Brexit and Jedward Cockrot has a Muhammed Shed! Who gets the bonus? YOU decide.

I think the covid denying is just a resistance to the recommendation of upping personal hygiene

Poor timing

Gotta be honest I'm kinda gutted all these clubs are dropping out of the ESL now while they still can. I was looking forward to a brighter future for the Premier league with these pricks trying to buy it gone!

Being the next one might be a better job anyway

Tell me again about how Lisa Nandy wasn't the best choice for Labour leader. An opportunity missed.

I wonder if the PL will be quite so fussed about appeasing the "big 6" now...

European Super deed, more like

When he cuts out of the meeting of the “other 14” to call Mike ”Hi Mr Ashley... I mean sir, just wanted to ask if there’s been any further development in the design of the no fear cut off Jean shorts? There’s quite a demand from certain communities....” ”fack sake Lee I fort you were telling me about this fackin meeting. You’ve been told about this fackin weird jean short thing before, keep Bruce in a job and the no fear shorts are all yours”

I'm getting a certain amount of comfort out of the fact that while that cunt masters was playing happy families with levy and werner they were dry fucking his tory arse in the background.

The club's couldn't have given a monkeys about the clubs in the football league one of whom was us. The league was based on sheet greed and designed to make the rich richer. How many teams are now fucked and shit scared of losing the PL money? Parachute payments etc has even skewed things for the other EFL sides who don't have it. The PL and CL was like a game of monopoly, the longer it's went on, well....look at it now. The game's been fucked for years, same clubs trying to pull the ladder up and but for the odd exception you know who's going to win stuff. This is just the next step on that ladder. I'd love to see massive and more balanced change throughout the leagues where relegation isn't an existential threat on a clubs existence or threat to a decade plus of obscurity. Whether the 6 clubs come back or not, this is the perfect time to get football sorted as even the current situation is now little more than a joke with the dice loaded with the rich 6. I welcome sky's analysis but they've said absolutely fuck all about the status quo as it's suited them to the ground. Hypocritical cunts.

Fucking right. My very simple rule about being off work sick is: if how I'm feeling would make me think twice about doing something outside of work, then you better fucking believe I'm not going to work.

I see scudamore is involved in a consultancy role in the meeting with the 14 little clubs and the premier league. wasn't he the stonking fucking halfwit who wanted to play a week of fixtures on the moon or something equally as absurd? honestly man just kick the cunts out the league with immediate affect, but expect masters to still be mulling it all over in 2025.

Coming down with a stinking headache and flu symptoms after my AstraZeneca dose yesterday. Enough to keep me off work? Nope. Did I stay off anyway? Too fucking right I did.

People like that need to be made to wear Ann Widdecombe's clunge as a mask.

I don't think it's any coincidence that Project Big Picture that Liverpool and Man U were trying to push through last season in order to 'save the Football League' also gave the 'Big Six' carte blanche to write the rules of the league.

It’s exactly the same as the formation of the Premier League really isn’t it. The big clubs wanted more money and threatened to fuck off if they didn’t get it. In the end they came to a compromise. I’m certain this is what will happen but I’d much rather it just went ahead and the real supporters of these clubs fucked them all off and gave their support to FCUM or the like. I’d like to think that’s what we’d do if faced with the same choice. Let them keep the fans from America or China or wherever, that’s where they’ll end up playing half their games anyway.

The best is for all others to adhere strictly to the regulations so they can throw the rule book at the dirty dozen. Doing anything silly would only give them leverage. Let the public anger hit them and choke on their own shit they tried to serve.

Yeah, but is she a defensive midfielder?

One of the highlights about this is how much people have ripped the piss out of Spurs. They finally thought they had made it but they well and truly fucked it, once again. They’re not even going to get the JPM loan to pay Mourinho’s compo. Here’s hoping they get humped in the milk cup final on Sunday just to round off a memorable week.

A statement from Toontastic on CT’s return:

Top camera work by the current Mrs. PL.

The clubs should still be sanctioned for this. They won't be, but they should.

Mind, the prospect of Spurs and Arsenal regularly getting botted by Al Ahli has its appeal.

finally, a club with principles

The other 14 clubs should start holding meetings too and clubbing together to vote in their interests, hopefully this underlines to the usual scabs i.e. Everton that they’re not part of that little club and they need to start to look out for their own interests, rather than those of where they aspire to be. Be nice if we can all move to remove Masters from his position, he’s just a complete shill for these 6 teams. Likely don’t have the votes but it’ll send a signal to these six that they’ll never get the votes to push any of their dog shit agendas.

Single use only.

Why not just decide who’s won the game beforehand, send the players out to record some “highlights” with a shitty soundtrack, then put them out on TikTok?

CT stood on the left of the rock … … and on the right.

Nah, at least 50% of NUFC supporters like vaginas.

I suspect all 14 of the clubs will be primarily motivated by the financial aspects of this, and will weigh up whether the damage from kicking the 6 "big" clubs out of the league will be greater or worse than letting it run on like this. Only the fans care about the sporting competitiveness of the league. The PL only care about their money and brand, the FA only care because they're paid to, the government only care because they think there's votes in it. As much as I'd love everyone involved to grow a pair and tell them to sling their collective hooks, I can't see it.

Mate, I’m one of the few on here that doesn’t treat you like a cunt or a fool but if you’d like me too, feel free to keep acting the way you are.