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Won't happen but it might but probably won't is a pretty safe position like

Steve Wraith's Midas Touch working it's magic again

Die, die baby?

The other one is Ryan Giggs

Christ… imagine getting divorced and having to move in with three other divorced blokes, and, as if that wasn’t bad enough, one of them is Yaxley Lennon… but even worse, he’s mates with Steve fucking Wraith.

The last one didn’t care for you, Romeo

He’s full of shit. The bloke knows absolutely nothing and has proven as much time and time again. Remember when he said the Mauriss bid was legitimate I also think it’s pretty unlikely the bloke that spent a year slating the bid and everyone connected with it would be the one to get the inside scoop. At this point he’s put that out and will hope for a negative story to come out and he’ll give it the “yep this is what I heard”.

Twenty bucks well spent if it means I’ve help put the nail in the coffin of fat Sam’s baggies!

I don’t normally watch Fat Sam’s interviews - his droning whinge makes me want to skewer my eardrums - but I made an exception after tonight’s match. Thoroughly enjoyable, looked like he’d just trod dog shit through his house.

I’m off out to the Cumberland in a bit for a beverage with Brother Fist, so I’m getting in the mood

Imbecile death match.

I think that's bollocks

He may do tbh, find it hard to believe he found one to commit voluntarily.

comedy dave on the other hand...

i'd love for the takeover to go through now, if only to see how edwards reacts. i reckon it'll send him over the edge

I have 100% proof he’s a tedious cunt

Probably the best thing about owning a dog is when you're in the midst of all the training stuff. There is nothing better than shouting your wife's name then marking it with a clicker when she looks at you. The reaction that follows is less than desirable, but she's a work in progress.

Shouldn’t that be Bye Bye Bay(be)cityroller?

As funny as ze Mindy Project. Ve Germans love zis kind of humour.

Read that as Cumbernauld and was worried I was in the wrong company.

Fucking hell! This could get tasty

This strikes me as client journalism for Fat Pigs good friend Mike Ashley. and I don’t have a problem with that.

Total eclipse of the heart (disease)

Cost him a fortune in taxis. 😉

The dog didn't care for the clicker. We'll see how the wife gets on.

Look, if insisting on a full 20 second hug with every tradesman is weird, I don't want to be normal.

DMed you mate, I told him I know you from football. I have to work with him on another project at work so if you end up being weird I will deny knowing you at all.

For someone with a reading age of about 9, he knows how to construct a complex sentence. Laters, lol

After a week in which England's so-called big six were exposed for their all-round greed and crass behaviour, it should be a huge wake-up call to Premier League chiefs when it comes to Newcastle United's takeover situation. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-takeover-super-league-20440495 What an intro par in Ryder's latest. MUST. MAKE. THE. STORY. ABOUT. NEWCASTLE

richard masters man, he's a smarmy, greasy, lying tory cunt. a sort of rees-mogg of the football world. but then throughout the ashley era, with the notable exceptions of keegan, benitez and a few of the players, just about everyone employed by the club at high level and indeed those who've felt the need to get themselves directly involved are utter cunts. from the fat lad himself, through charnley, bishop, wise, llambias, jiminez, justin barnes, pardew, bruce, richard keys, rio ferdinand, tim sherwood, luke edwards, robbie fucking savage etc etc. it's like some kind of obscene, festering pile of human scum. you shouldn't even be able to make it up really.