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Btw that Fabinho tackle on ASM was fucking absurd. Tackles like that should honestly be classed as violent conduct and be a red, at no point does he even look at the ball never mind try and get it. While I’m on this trend referees should crack down on this rotation of fouls bullshit like Liverpool did to ASM this game, it’s pathetic. It’s a shame Man City had an off season and a lot of injuries last year which let these tramps sneak in as I’m fairly hopeful they’re on a downward slide now. I don’t think Klopp has lost it or anything as I know he’s having a rough year personally which I think factors into things, but I do think they had a massive swing of favor last year and now they’re not getting the rub things are really getting to them. I’m a few beers deep, but it’ll be nice to see Salah leave the PL, I think he’s a cheating cunt tbh. I barely see a game go by without him diving all over the place, I still enjoy winding Liverpool fans up about Ramos out-cunting the wanker. I think Mane is a quality player and it sums the scousers up that they’re turning on him after a down year by his usual standards. Anyway I’m rambling the to long didn’t read is fuck these bamps I’m buzzing Steve ‘the gimp’ Bruce fucked them over with his absolute dirge tactics and left mr hipster spitting feathers, enjoy the Europa League you bampy cunts. Anyway, where’s the mackem thread laters lol.

This is all I remember.

The ‘marketing team’ ie him, have pretty much given up trying at this point haven’t they -

I zoomed in to assess the mankyness (it is incredibly manky) and there’s actually a white/grey pube on the worktop, at the edge, right hand side level with bottom of can. dirty dirty bastard

Look at the reflection in the can. It appears someone with a trampy beard is doing promo photography

The lineup was Ross Noble, Steffen Peddie, Tony Mendoza and compared by Vladimir McTavish. There were six people in the audience and my 5 minute set was about the budget (john Major and Norman Lamont) as an episode of the twilight zone.

#heronfoods #cotswoldcommies

aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really!

This doesn’t exactly fit with your “angry punk socialist” persona, now, does it?

outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa.

If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares.

Same thing

FYP - probably

There's a higher than average chance of his "Mam" just being him dressed up in the clothes the poor cow got buried in.

"How many cans of Rich Energy have we sold today?" "Twelvety!"

You just know his Mam has “The Special Things” cupboard where he keeps his drawings of aliens, these two prop cans, the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. He’s allowed to play with The Things once a week, which is when his tweet flurrys come out. #notapsycho #heronfoods #EdwardandTubbs

Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerky. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite

This bloke

Of course because he called it too late and confused it with the Xmas advice the bodies did pile high in their thousands anyway.

feel bit like this

They could and should have battered us. Fabinho foul should be a red, [quote] SERIOUS FOUL PLAY A tackle or challenge that endangers the safety of an opponent or uses excessive force or brutality must be sanctioned as serious foul play. Any player who lunges at an opponent in challenging for the ball from the front, from the side or from behind using one or both legs, with excessive force or endangers the safety of an opponent is guilty of serious foul play. VIOLENT CONDUCT Violent conduct is when a player uses or attempts to use excessive force or brutality against an opponent when not challenging for the ball, or against a team-mate, team official, match official, spectator or any other person, regardless of whether contact is made. In addition, a player who, when not challenging for the ball, deliberately strikes an opponent or any other person on the head or face with the hand or arm, is guilty of violent conduct unless the force used was negligible. [/quote] Fernandez was lucky and should have seen red. ASM is mint.

i genuinely don't have the energy. i'm watching coming 2 america, which is absolutely awful, but i can't even be arsed to get up to find the remote to turn it off.

Just a coincidence that it took until Monday morning for that to happen

Delayed side effects for me from the AZ jab for me. Felt fine the first couple of days but woke up today feeling like I couldn’t get out of bed. No fever or anything but just zero energy. I walked the kids to school but was so fatigued I rang in sick and am going back to bed

Shame he didn’t wipe the coffee-mug rings off his Mam’s kitchen bench before he took it, though. #bullspiss #manky #standsoutsideshops #heronfoods

Usually check that one after #orphans

You sure it wasn’t @Kevin Carr's Gloves?

Bruce is a old Manager with ald tactics in his mind. We have in the squad probably one of the most unbalancing players in the Premier League (Saint-Maximin) and one of the Top3 GoalKeepers in the League (Even if suffers a lot in aerial game). Ok. Just build a team around these two players. Try Saint Maximin has the ball the most you can in the first hour of play in 1vs1 situations and not just in one counteratack even 25 minutes in 1vs4 situations. Wilson is strong. Is a predator in the box. Put him in the box and not 40 meters far. We don't have a Squad worst than Palace, Villa, Leeds or Wolves. All of them has 2 o 3 Key players but we have too. The Situacion is I believe all of this teams play the better tactics of their squad let them. But Bruce just know play the same sistem.

I watched his interview after the match and thought “I wish we had a no bullshit talking manager like that” Then I thought “fuck me I have become mackemised”. But then I remembered Steve Bacon Bruce.........