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  1. I might take up writing spoof sitcoms based in a regional paper's sports department but I think that ship's sailed. Lol. Laters!
    6 points
  2. 'I mean public beheadings and executing journalists is one thing but a policy of austerity is just too much.'
    4 points
  3. It would actually be more like not going out on a date with a gagging for it Salma Hayek for fear you might get into an accident on the way.
    3 points
  4. 3 points
  5. Hats off to the mackems - this season they’ve really cemented their place as both a League One side and the third best team in the North East. Great stuff and I look forward to seeing what they can achieve next season with their 18 year old chairman
    3 points
  6. Whilst I agree with the sentiment, I’m pretty sure Fat Lad Mike isn’t voting Labour anytime soon. I’ve reconciled myself with the idea that if we must have cunts owning our club, let’s have the worlds biggest, richest cunts.
    3 points
  7. 2 points
  8. Put Jenas in for his crimes against punditry and commentary
    2 points
  9. Shit news. Hope something comes up for you sooner rather than later. And honestly, I've always thought you have a flare for very funny writing, maybe if you think outside the box you can career change to something more suiting your talents? My last day in my job today and my last in the NHS for 20 years as it happens. Im about to find out what it's like working in the real world.
    2 points
  10. Mine before and after. Including removal of a bomb shelter (actually probably a very large coal bunker).
    2 points
  11. Not sure I'd get rid of the lawn like. Especially with a dog? You can get robot lawn mowers now too although I hear they are as shit as Roombas. J69's conversion looks class. Well worth it, if you're planning to live there a while.
    2 points
  12. 2 points
  13. One slot for the car, one for the horse cart. Got ya.
    2 points
  14. Looks like Paul Chuckle at the Whitby Goth fest. (And yes, I know who Gerry Francis is )
    2 points
  15. There should be a sub category ‘Without Michael Owen’ just like when the bookies give odds on highest league finish ‘Without Celtic/Rangers’.
    2 points
  16. How did I miss this cunt… … oh, I didn’t see the fucking midget down there.
    2 points
  17. We can still put them outside of Gemmill's skillset though right?
    2 points
  18. I’d say that cuntishness includes violent acts, but lack of violence doesn’t preclude cuntishness. Owen being the prime example. Opposite ends of the spectrum there- Southall- top fucking bloke, in all aspects I’m aware of. Owen - cunt.
    2 points
  19. I hope they haven't 'peaked' their slump too early.
    2 points
  20. 2 points
  21. Nee David Speedie?!?!? I'm voting for the cunt who started this poll, the useless cunt!!!
    2 points
  22. hat doffed to cheltenham town for their promotion to the third division. have always followed their fortunes since being down here, have been a sporadic visitor to their matches over the years, they need to change their strips, it's really difficult to get passionate about a team in red and white stripes.
    2 points
  23. That’s a terrible slur on the poor dunce, and you should, for legal reasons, back up your awful accusations with, at the very least, a link to said pictures. Allegedly.
    2 points
  24. 1 point
  25. Arlene Foster chased out of the DUP for not being homophobic enough.
    1 point
  26. I'm getting the garden done atm. Got the grafters here today, having built giant raised beds myself at the weekend (yep, did an incredible job, thanks for asking). Anyway, when it's done I am FO SHO getting some Phillips Hue spotlights installed so I can have sexy mood lighting of an evening. Gonna get a patio heater too. Then sit in the house and watch the telly.
    1 point
  27. That alone puts him in the top three surely.
    1 point
  28. Before he drives into the garage?
    1 point
  29. Watching this video, all I could think was "I bet this is how @ewerklives".
    1 point
  30. How sure are we that @Alex’s surname isn’t Bruce?
    1 point
  31. I hope they haven't. They'd never recover from being acronymed by essembee
    1 point
  32. 1 point
  33. Paul Merson Phil big nose Thompson Nigel de Jong Dennis Wise Callum McManaman Richard hairy hands Keys
    1 point
  34. Lee Dixon has two, he’s in. I’m seriously regretting this
    1 point
  35. Which cunt didn't put the cunt Lee Dixon on, the cunt?
    1 point
  36. Well yes, our luck is historically terrible, sometimes massively so but I wouldn’t call them lucky either. All they have is Greggs and a Kwik Fit.
    1 point
  37. If I knew how to shift all the “cunt” comments from here in to the Cunt Hall of Fame thread I’ve just made, I would. Feels a bit shite hijacking Shearer’s Hall of Fame with a list of cunts If one of the more competent mods or admins could sort my shit out, I’d be grateful, thankee very much yas indeed @Tom @Meenzer @Andrew @Ant
    1 point
  38. Iirc Robbie Savage has an entire area of his walk in wardrobe in his house dedicated to his collection of fedora hats. Knowing that about him makes him even more annoying to me.
    1 point
  39. I honestly don’t even give Ferdinand the benefit of doubt that he’s on the wind up, I genuinely think the bloke is just thick as fuck. Mentioning Gareth Barry in the same sentence as the level of player you won’t include along with Shearer . It’s a non-argument, the bloke has the most goals in the competition, if he’s not in it then it’s a farce that’s exactly why he was the first one in along with Henry.
    1 point
  40. aye, keane's a cunt no doubt about that, but sometimes it's almost like he's deliberately over thinking his cunty remarks in order to court controversy. cuntishness has to come naturally and should be free flowing, both pardew and bruce deliver this with aplomb!
    1 point
  41. This a thousand times this!! Accept Fish's sentiment as a perfectly acceptable plan B though
    1 point
  42. I think he is. He’s thick enough to have forgotten about it
    1 point
  43. If he doesn’t like the PL’s hall of fame he should just buy his own one.
    1 point
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