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Speaking of religious nutjobbery, I see 44 people have died at a religious festival in Israel. This would be like CT dying at the Sunderland Airshow.

And god created me in his own image

If people were allowed into stadiums he would be copping that abuse in person, but then he'd probably liken that to players receiving racial abuse.

He’s unbelievable man. Not just the fact he took a dog to a firework display but the fact he manages to try and shoehorn himself into this movement about abuse on social media platforms, completely missing the point that it’s mainly related to the torrents of racial abuse black players get.

Can’t believe we have a bloke managing us who is so thick that he takes his dog to a firework display

She's as fat as a fucking pig and lazier than one. She's not got a lot going for her.

They tried that with Corbyn.

“ Mam, there’s a fat Mackem over there on his back, should I flip him over!” ” Look at the nice helicopter son, LOOK AT THE HELICOPTER!” CT, as the darkness descends and his breathing slows… ” B… A… U…”

Sleaze and corruption took down the tories last time. I think it will take down Johnson this time. He was squirming in PMQ, I think this is the tip of a pretty big iceberg. And what's the alternative? To just let it go, have a pointless toothless enquiry where it will be kicked into the long grass and forgotten about? Let him continue lying unabated? I hear all this criticism about what starmer is doing, but no suggestions what he should be doing.

I mean that's pretty much the exact spin the Tories are putting on it to detract from the fact that the man in charge of the country is bent as a nine Bob note. And given Joe Public has lost the capacity for critical thinking, it's working. You being a case in point

Fair play growing up with those lugs, genuinely believing there's a god that clagged them on your head, and still thinking he's someone you should be paying regular attention to. That's true faith.

That's just spaffing money up the wall.

"Tell you what, I've got a bit of spare time on my hands, how about I dabble in a famously hated profession for a lark?"

Can’t get my head round people like that. I suppose there’s a reason they’re like that. You should be happy you’re not and pity them for what’s made them like they are really. Still annoying as fuck though. It’s moving your car ffs

Walked into that one

Swings and roundabouts really.

So it should have been Nandy after all? Is that what I'm hearing here?

The Mails take on it all

Bruno Fernandes has now scored 20 penalties for Man u. He's been there 15 months. You have to go back 5 years for us to have been given that many.

That’s what I was getting at with the Contagion comment. Hancock was apparently all over procurement after he watched the film, which features an international race for vaccine supply that mirrors pretty much exactly how things have played out in real life. No question that the rollout itself has been a triumph thanks to the NHS. You can imagine how it would be going if Dido Harding or some other crony were given a contract to do it.

The polls are where they are because of the vaccine rollout. We are smashing it compared to most places. It might even negate some of the earlier fuck ups in the final analysis, who knows? One thing they got right all pandemic. And all thanks to Matt Hancock watching Contagion and shitting himself.

The economic fallout of the pandemic will be small compared to Brexit but of course it will be masked by covid. Johnson is benefiting from the Trump effect. People aren’t taking him entirely seriously and have priced in his untrustworthiness i.e. the shagging, off colour comments, dodgy money etc.

Yeah so that's my lesson learned on reading the post before the quoted text

Who takes Viagra to have a wank?!

Oh, I get it now

It was my left arm. I specifically asked for it to not be my wanking arm

Cheers lads! You’ve all convinced that it’s perfectly fine to go for a few pints tonight so I thank for that.

Still represents a progressive majority in a normal country, though. What a shame we're us.

Isn’t a wanking arm rather a side effect from a Pfizer product?

smack dealer added to speed dial

Just in time for the weekend, nice!

Alex Stevie’s is a daft name- sorry.

Nothing to see here...

Woodwork friends!

I made a herb ladder for Mrs. F. the other day.

That's what mine are motherfucker! Three sleepers high, no less. Don't worry about the clip of the lawn, that shit is coming up and being replaced with paving and gravel as we speak.

Bruce is a shit old alcoholic dinosaur. A total fraud of a manager and a horrible narcissist. Looks like someone made his face out of mashed potato and talks bollocks. Please resign.