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  1. The only thing you've rattled is your fleshlight. Cock like a pug's tongue.
    6 points
  2. Made by sky, only on for half an hour, apparently finishes off by saying 'United' would go on to win the title. Fuck. Off. Sky.
    3 points
  3. Isn't mowing the lawn how you get your pocket money off your Mam and Dad?
    3 points
  4. It'd immediately become the Alpha male in the house so I'd say avoid
    3 points
  5. I thought he was from Boldon?
    3 points
  6. So Dalian Atkinson has gone from "died of a heart attack" to "kicked to death by a copper after being tasered to fuck" - some change.
    3 points
  7. I'm torn here. Sounds like some of the best elevator music imaginable but looks a bit like Pete Townsend got roped into doing TV adverts with the Super Furries.
    3 points
  8. You expats are all the same, NZ Vogue not good enough for you!!!
    2 points
  9. Planting guide wires, hard wiring the port, and forking out several hundred quid for starters. I don't when own a lawn mower now, I've got a gardener. I suspect by the time I've paid him what your mower cost yours will have broken down.
    1 point
  10. I was thinking about watching it tonight, cheers
    1 point
  11. I actually think Bruce was right (for once) to give Darlow a run of games and make dubravka wait to get the shirt back. But Dubravka is unquestionably the better keeper. Of all the positions we have struggled in, keeper is one where we’ve generally done alright over the years: Pav, Hislop, Shay, Harper, Krul, Dubravka - all canny keepers
    1 point
  12. Why isn’t he just organising a whip-round?
    1 point
  13. The list of sexy bald men is long and prestigious, much like my cock. The list of sexy flaccid fellas is as nonexistent as a tent in your trousers.
    1 point
  14. Aye, but you’ll need to let Dave from India have access to your pc to update the settings.
    1 point
  15. Remember that soft-cock Brexit nonce that posted on here a while back?
    1 point
  16. I’m not surprised she forgot her dress, poor lass looks half-asleep. That tattoo looks like she needs her rat trimmed…
    1 point
  17. Confirms what we already knew about Brummies
    1 point
  18. I’m half a moderna guy now, second jab in six weeks. Will the vaccine still work now that Bill and Melinda are splitting up?
    1 point
  19. You don't want to be buying British Vogue...thats all.
    1 point
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  21. I see Billie Eilish has turned 18 and just about got them out. The cycle continues.
    1 point
  22. Dubravka is not just better than Darlow, he's one of the best goalkeepers in the Premier League. Even in the aerial game, which is his worst ability, he is superior to Darlow. And beware, Darlow has been at a tremendously high level this season, But in another team, without having to make saving stops almost every 15 minutes, Dubravka would be at the level of the best and would get a lot of clean sheets. What Goalkeepers are better than him in the PL? Alisson (and he is in a terrify season). No more. Ederson is so much important in ManCity because his feet ability, no more. Is a normal GK. De Gea was very good player. One of the best in the world, but the 2018 World Cup changed some in his mind... Pickford? Mendy? Kepa? Nah. Dubravka is in the same level than Leno, Rui Patricio or Lloris just after Alisson.
    1 point
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  24. Man City’s were attendees.
    1 point
  25. Fucking hell. What kind of stupidity is that? Did they put up a sign “Raving macht frei” above the entrance?
    1 point
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