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Do you go to many games, mate?

seems legit

I'm taking you up on the last bit, I've started my new job and it is ACE compared to my previous job, so far. I've now worked in two private sector roles and one public sector role. My experience is that if you get the right private sector role it is much better than the equivalent public sector one. Now we've laid that age old argument to rest, more good news for you all. I now have unrestricted access to the internet so can actually post on Toontastic from my PC again rather than my phone. So you can expect more longer posts from me from now on. You don't need to thank me for brightening up your day. 😃

flapper le plonqueur

it's a date - i'll make my famous guacamole

We went to Jersey for a long weekend a few years ago. It was shite. Have a good time mate

In the last fish war we got out arses handed to us by Iceland, fucking Iceland 😄

As someone said in that videos comments, that’s the best performance ever seen in a Scotland shirt.

With the media unable to report on any politics this is the perfect story to fill a massive black hole on election day.

Fucking hell that's horrific. Poor kid. I'm no mental health expert but it has a lot of the hallmarks of psychosis going by the timeline eyewitness reports. Edit to add: directly asking someone for local "gossip" as if Belfast is a small village is fucking obscene.

Was just hoping for some decent weather without leaving the UK tbh (okay technically isn't UK but not a nasty covid infested foreign place). My uncle worked for BA and could get free flights to anywhere in the world for his holidays. He went to the same hotel in Jersey for over 30 consecutive years, same room as well apparently. He was pretty boring tbf.

Fishing pretty much sums Brexit up. We attached a ridiculous amount of significance to it, overriding far more important industries, only to capitulate over it anyway

Therapist

What utter rubbish, from top to bottom! @PaddockLad you: A. Cannot have a Brian Johnson song as the best ever AC/DC song - the universe will not allow it because it is just so incorrect! B. Highway to Hell is good, granted but has nothing on a Long Way To The Top (aka A Long Way to the Shop, if you want a sausage roll [like a steak bake but using the meat offcuts and a staple at any school canteen in the 70/80s]). C. They didn't love Scotland, the only reason they were wearing those shirts is because in Australia at the time football was (allegedly) only played by "Shelias, Wogs and Poofters" (not my words so please do not go all Noelie on my arse!) and they were football fans - rightly so. And lets be honest our national team, the national team of yes AC/DC, at that time was crap, actually beyond crap and we played in a yellow shirt, not a cool yellow like Brazil, no a baby poo gold yellow and dark green, like some 1960s kitchen! Case closed.

Apparently he’d been ill for some time. Dodgy genes.…

If anyone wants mine I can meet them before the game. I’ll be the one wearing a red carnation stood outside the Labour Club.

First funny thing you said all season

Sorry there is only one person qualified to make that judgement and it certainly isn’t a geordie knot or a scottish lawn hater!!! So sorry fist but you’re wrong, TNT was their best album and everyone knows the bagpipe solo in Long Way to the Top is their best riff!!! And before anyone else wants to voice their incorrect opinion Back in Black is their best Brian Johnson album.

There'll be nobody within a couple of metres of you. Just like a normal matchday

I lent a tape and my pals mother taped the snooker over it, was stuff from the 84 promotion season so wasn't very impressed to put it mildly. (It's all on YouTube now but I wasn't to know the internet would be invented at the time).

Crazy cunt’s from Perth, WA not Scotland, so says it all really! Back to anything that’s not accadacca BB? Your balls bald as well Gazza????

I can’t imagine drinking red bull on a regular basis, never mind knock off red bull cooked up by Gandaft the tramp.

Blatantly took the bait from one of those African Prince email scams

Twisting my words there Sammy, not fucking having that like. I don't hate Scottish lawns at all, only English ones and the overall practice of gardening in general. I will however concede that while the Riff Raff riff might be my favourite I have no authority to declare it the best. And while I'd normally take issue with someone calling a bagpipe solo a great riff i'll give you a pass. Not only is it great but I've tried jamming with pipers a fair few times and it's always been absolute fucking disaster (usually in D major).

My in laws went before lockdown and thought it was boring as fuck, and they’re in their 70s

Fuckin cunting no away fans at Fulham now....a team of highly trained idiots all have hotel rooms booked...we’re still going....if we can’t get to see the game am nominating @Dr Gloom to put a barbecue on for us round his gaff

And Bergerac.

fuck me, I never realised the ramones did a song about UM and his folk, never wrong apparently.....

Francois was there, he just couldn't see over the wall.

Since we’re on about gardens, I recently installed the Sinead O’Connor endorsed “Fuck the Pope Bird Table” in the back yard. Seems to work, so far I’ve seen seven owls and fifteen jays.

How’d you find out? Heard it through the grapevine?

I’m sure the announcement two Royal Navy gunboats have been sent to Jersey today is purely coincidental

I feel kind of guilty. Just after my second jab I sat down to watch Newcastle play arsenal. Must have been the final straw for Mrs Gates

AC/DC’ best album, Powerage, was released today in 1978. So, here’s the best song on it. ( all other opinions are welcome, but wrong).

I'm rarely, if ever, wrong.

Grealish is mint but he's definitely an impact player in this squad. Get him on at 1-1, give him a remit to take the game by the bollocks and he'll respond. Reckon Wilson might have a late shout if he ends the season well. Ings is struggling and Wilson could definitely do a job stretching tired defences with 15 minutes to go. Open the space for the likes of Grealish, Mount and Foden to ghost into.

Shocking wasn’t it.

I taped it but my mate's still got the tape. You can have a lend of it when I get it back.

Imagine being be of the “lucky” 10,000 and finding yourself sat next to UM

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/05/05/harry-kane-makes-interesting-claim-about-newcastle-fans-and-st-james-park/ MLF

Thompers>ksa

The view of the mackems from other league one clubs btw....