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  1. This was pushed through our door tonight. I’ve blotted the number out to save MF a very long drive. They’ve done the whole street apparently, my neighbour has already reported it. Bit thoughtless, they could’ve waited until after my birthday.
    7 points
  2. Two boxes of Kleenex on the table there. Looks like someone intends to get his full £25 worth.
    4 points
  3. The chippy next to the entrance to Croft Park has had a makeover 😍
    2 points
  4. surely that isn't ewerk
    2 points
  5. Easy there cowboy. It's Tuesday.
    2 points
  6. He is as tedious as odious. He is also an obnoxious liar and keeps coming up with the myths that fans do now unjustly blame his mate Bruce but not Ashley. He is totally ignoring the result if the survey from the Chronicle a couple of months ago that proved the opposite. I am also disabled about his mates in the media who give a free reign by regularly sticking up for him saying what a nice bloke he is in real life. That might be right but doesn’t change the fact that he spouts nonsense and does behave like a tosser.
    2 points
  7. Double Pfizer, with a free shot of Rich Energy Tramp’s Piss for those who currently have the virus and have subsequently lost their taste. ( aye, both shots were Pfizer).
    2 points
  8. The neighbour’s what?
    2 points
  9. I’ve got a lovely wife and two kids, haven’t died yet, and in my youth shagged most of Europe ( and Joe Brown’s daughter @PaddockLad). Canny successful in my book. #dirtybusiness #heronfoods #bige #whyamireplyingtothisdullard
    2 points
  10. I've worked with a few 'tall story' merchants but a few were real characters to be fair. The real work wankers are as funny as toothache and could never have you laughing. One old workmate told a tale about stealing a fire engine in Cairo and driving around in it to impress a 'Russian' princess he later shagged. Another old navy sweat told us a tale about a pet monkey called Gus which had us on the floor laughing. Apparently he traded a little monkey with some natives offshore in Africa, he knitted a red velvet waistcoat for it and they were besties at sea and he was basically Gus's dad. Then they arrived months later at Liverpool and someone said he couldn't bring Gus ashore so he handed Gus over to a passing tugboat and that was that. Years later, coming into Liverpool he looked onshore at some bushes at dawn and saw this massive gorilla like creature with little bits of ripped red velvet around it's shoulders. 'Gus?' he shouted and the beast obviously heard him and recognised his voice as it became quite animated beating it's chest and waving back at him.
    2 points
  11. Brighton. Which might put you off twice.
    1 point
  12. Hello suck-slut.
    1 point
  13. Can’t believe you asked for more space to upload photos and you use it to post FILTH on this very forum
    1 point
  14. Anecdotal and actual evidence suggests otherwise
    1 point
  15. Ewerk is plainly an 8 stone bespectacled bean counter with social anxiety issues
    1 point
  16. Nice tip, will review. And yes, I'm not immune to the latter either Hence Bonfire. Here's the whitepaper for it, I think I'll probably dip in. https://uploads-ssl.webflow.com/607c529b76581dfbd9b01429/607fa34305117f50be77c8a6_Bonfire_v1_tease_1_1_1.pdf Currently trading at 0.00005. Released 3 weeks ago. High risk obviously, but the team behind it is visible and committed. It's one of these ones that encourages you to hold by putting a 10% tax on all sales, 5% of which is distributed to all other holders. Problem with it is that the supply is utterly massive, but they're actively burning so who knows.
    1 point
  17. Right bunch of 21st century Gordon Geckos in here.
    1 point
  18. Hah, you've unmasked yourself. And I'm slightly scared!
    1 point
  19. Two ex-wives, unpaid debts, cadging off his mates, at least six kids (most of which he doesn't see or acknowledge) and shacked up in free government accomodation with a bird who's 23 years his junior. If it weren't for the pure fortune of birth he'd be the star of a Channel 5 poverty documentary.
    1 point
  20. I am not only disabled but even disappointed, mostly with the predictive text of my phone or my bratwurstlike fingers.
    1 point
  21. I would love it if the bailiffs arrived mob handed at his flat at number 11. This makes him pretty much ineligible for credit or a mortgage. Still, just proves he's one of the lads. 🤷‍♂️
    1 point
  22. Spent most of the day decorating while listening to old Carcass albums, currently winding down listening to this utter nonsense like a proper degenerate
    1 point
  23. I'd be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt like unless he seems like he's begging for attention. It's not all that far fetched. Driving thing aside I've also been unable to come into work because of my non-existent dog needed an emergency vet appointment and even met Duncan Disorderly twice and he was mostly sound tbh.
    1 point
  24. I hope so, just to annoy those Man United fans like Bruce and Edwards.
    1 point
  25. That's because it samples one of the greatest jazz tracks (Cantaloupe Island) by one of the greatest musicians that ever lived (Herbie Hancock). Even US3 couldn't have fucked this one up.
    1 point
  26. Did Hortensia Fiennes-Rattlebacke tell you this at the last coffee morning of the Cotswold NIMBY Association ?
    1 point
  27. this one still sounds fresh as fuck
    1 point
  28. Funny thing is he probably gets the takeover info off Bruce. Meaning Bruce knows about as much as the rest of us. As an aside, I remember Bobby Robson trying to get to the bottom of who kept leaking stories to the press about what was going on behind the scenes. Apparently it was Freddie Shepherd
    1 point
  29. @Howmanheyman, this bloke is definitely in the second category of work wankers- he thinks he’s a gaffer ( aye, one of them). The first time I spoke to him, he’d pointed out some minor discrepancy in what I was wearing ( hadn’t yet been issued company gear), and told me I couldn’t wear toecappers to drive. My first words to him were, Me-” Are you one of the gaffers?” BS- “ No, but I’ve been here a few years” Me- “Right…fuck off then” Turned out even that was shite as he’d been there 6 months
    1 point
  30. "And that, son, is how I met your mother."
    1 point
  31. What a gimp he is man, as I’ve said I hope everyone in the NE just stops bothering with his articles as he clearly has such disdain for the area. What other reason would he have to bring Parker up, other than to defend a bloke that’s been a below average manager for 20 year? I know he likes to pretend his scope is greater than NE football but tbh it’s not. It might sound harsh wanting the bloke to lose his job, but tbh the NE football community deserves better than this fucking loser. He’s clearly hit his ceiling as a journalist and is pissy about it, the bloke hasn’t broken a notable story in who knows how long despite two years of sucking Bruce off, so has now taken to simply trolling the fan base he’s supposed to be engaging positively with and building trust with. I honestly have more respect for Lee Ryder at this point and he’s a journalist that can’t spell check his own articles for fuck sake. Edwards now basically just posts a shite article coupled with a trolling tweet, then when people point out something from the tweet, headline, or synopsis he just retorts with some rehashed bullshit telling them to read the article in a snobby, arrogant tone. He’s an arrogant prick for someone that is clearly shit at his job. It would be far better having someone that’s excited at the opportunity to cover NE football, and actually work to produce interesting articles/genuine information, he conveniently forgets he acted like the Henry Mauriss bid was more credible than the Saudi one... His knowledge of football is also very poor for a bloke whose job is to literally talk about football. He’s acting like it’s insane for people to say they’d take Parker over Bruce, yet Parker got Fulham promoted which is something Bruce hasn’t done in fucking yonks (including when he had the most expensively assembled squad in Championship history), Parker is also working with a newly promoted side not one in their 4th season so Luke should be able to see that’s not a fair comparison, there’s also the fact that Parker doesn’t regularly embarrass himself and the club he represents, nor does he see a decent win as an opportunity to launch attacks on his own clubs fan base. I think Luke is also missing the point that people that are saying they’d take Parker over Bruce aren’t suggesting Parker is some brilliant manager, it’s further indictment of Bruce. If the bloke genuinely can’t see why the fan base has an issue with Steve Bruce then he’s beyond help.
    1 point
  32. Your dad was getting out of a taxi in the late 1960s??? Sounds like a tall tale
    1 point
  33. It was so fucking ridiculous - I knew ( without Google) that Hendrix had never played the Mayfair, (partly down to previous Williams claiming to have seen him there) and also since this bloke was clearly not old enough. I already had “full of shite” vibes about the bloke, but this was just confirmation. I didn’t call him out as I want to see what other shite he comes out with. ( Claimed to have seen Pink Floyd in the same conversation, but I didn’t ask him for details on that- totally possible he has seen them, but if, as I suspect, he’s claiming Syd Barrett Floyd he can fuck off twice. ) Hendrix and Floyd played on the same tour in 1967, appearing at the City Hall… when he was 9.
    1 point
  34. Give us a break rents 😭
    1 point
  35. Now I can see why Talksport are saying Parker has had a much easier time of it because he's easier on the eye.
    1 point
  36. More intelligent than the swimmer's son.
    1 point
  37. You have to admire the bloke for sticking to his guns given how easy it is to prove him wrong. Barefaced Billy Bullshitting is a dying art these days thanks to those bastards at Google. Fair play to him for giving it a go.
    1 point
  38. Wait till he tells you about the time Vera Lynn sang to him and the rest of the lads on Normandy beach a couple of weeks after they'd taken it good and proper.
    1 point
  39. I once worked with a bloke in his 50s who reckoned he was fishing once, drew his rod back and it hooked onto a sheep in the field behind and he proceeded to be dragged across said field by this sheep. He also reckoned his brother won the lottery and never told anyone, and that he used to rob post offices. After I left that job one of the lads there text me to tell me the same lad had told them he'd seen a UFO.
    1 point
  40. I'd love to see the spreadsheet essembee has made for all of this.
    1 point
  41. No, I don’t remember that.
    1 point
  42. Well it won't be his fault, will it? Zahra should roll her sleeves up and get on with it.
    1 point
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