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Just look at his little face.

Rayvin and TGQ trading bitcoin, and here's Renton blowing them out of the park with a couple of doubloons.

Wait, you bought a house without the freehold?! You're one of those people I thought only existed on BBC Watchdog.

well done steve. you've always had my support.

You do also have to remember that out of the 360 minutes played in April we were utter shit for 45 minutes against Burnley, embarrassingly bad for nearly 45 minutes against ten men West Ham and for 90 minutes against Liverpool except injury time. We certainly and thankfully got very good results but it could easily have been a totally different outcome in those matches. It does also say a lot that most of those people who respond positively to Alex Bruce are Man United fans.

Does he not have his fatha’s phone number?

Who the fuck gave Steve Bruce manager of the month ffs. This sport can fuck off sometimes, it really can. Manager of the month, fucking hell.

The big guns are wading in now, lads

Don't worry about me, I never leave the house. If Renton thinks late-noughties Tilleys was hot though, he better fucking strap in.

Brucie's forward line being badly let down by Rafas defenders.

I loved it how they desperately checked if ATM was in an offside position.

The inevitable endgame has been reached.

It’s so ridiculous that there is no chance of it bothering me. It just shows what an awful clique made up of pundits and staff exists. Objectivity my arse.

There is one of the doylums of the panel.

When they heard we might start Joelinton they wanted to put Bert Trautmann in but couldn’t register him in time.

They really don’t understand that the way they’re so abrasive and seek to shove it in people’s faces when things goes well has an impact on people’s attitude towards them when things are going bad. They’re taking the piss giving him that btw, no team did better than 2 wins and 2 draws? We didn’t even move a spot in the table in April did we? The guys still a fucking shite manager so I’m not sure why his thick son is acting like it’s some proof he’s good, also I’d been giving him the excuse he’s a lazy prick if he’s actually putting in long hours like his son says (he’s definitely not btw) that’s even more embarrassing when looking at the shambolic way the team play. As always I really can’t wait until this wanker is nothing to do with our club. “I know how much this job means to you” they realize simply repeating something doesn’t make it true.

That's actually even less surprising.

i thought this had been posted by luke ryder at first glance and he was into calling bruce daddy

Missed a trick not using this flavour

this not a military conflict so much as a political one. my cousin reckons netanyahu, who has failed to win four general elections in a row and is unable to form a government, is using the situation to pull off a fascist, racist coup. it's a desperate attempt to cling to power, to reinforce his image as the strongman leader, tough on security. he doesn't give a shit about the innocent civilian casualties on both sides. he no longer needs votes, just hordes of incited, undemocratic, hate-filled jewish fascists and disenchanted, frustrated and dispossessed palestinians, who have had their fill of being treated like shit by Israel and their own leadership. It’s not as simple as that, of course, but that’s the gist. the violence in Israel is unbelievable, on every level. this has to be a turning point, or there is no future for this country.

You're getting personal now ...

A fair point but I think Pandora's box is open now. I'll declare my earnings through it for the purposes of paying tax but that's because I believe in taxation. Many won't.

I used to work with a bloke who was a cracking jackanory. His best one was that he bumped into Alan Carr on Shields beach when walking his dog and that he came back to his house for tea. I bumped into him at the funeral of a work colleague a few years back and he showed me a picture of the new car he'd allegedly bought with his lumper on retirement. It was a picture of him wearing a crash helmet in an Audi R8 on a race track experience day and he'd photoshopped his private reg on the front No word of a lie!

My biggest issue with crypto currency is those that want it are the same tax dodging cunts that are happy to not help society by actually paying their fair and equatible share of tax. How does a country have a functioning healthcare system or education or affordable housing for those that are less fortunate if crypto currencies "decentralise" the current financial systems? Yes banks are shit and are no longer about providing services to their clients, just profits to their shareholders but there has to be a better way than just fucking the whole system! Surely? Paying taxes is a necessity. People like Trump, Boris and Musk are happy for the gap of divide between the haves and have-nots to continually increase but the world and society cannot survive if just the 1% get what they want.

Simplified your post. I never cease to be amazed by how utterly shit this process is that almost everyone has to do at least a few times in their life. All the best KD, hope it works out.

I presume you enjoyed Burton then

‘Dave is a nonce’

If Man City truly loved football, they’d have give us a 4th to make it interesting. Boring shitehawks

'If patta was watta he's the fucking Sahara desert.'

I love the way the stupid cunt thinks its only a few journalists who hate him an never wanted him as manager. Thankfully he'll find out next season.

FUCK OFF YOU COCKNEY BASTARD!

https://www.premierleague.com/news/83956 The online vote only makes up 10 percent. The main share goes to a panel made up of doylums like Rio Ferdinand and others.

My thoughts exactly. Some wind up merchant at the PL is pissing themselves right now I reckon

He missed off the “So there” at the end of this hissy fit. The little bitch

Moving house when you're in a chain at both ends is fucking horrific like. Ridiculous though that all the paperwork wasn't sorted out so its ready to go on moving day. Good luck.

Safer in the tank than the taxi rank

What's more important than LIFE ITSELF Dave?

soz

Stadiums is also correct though. And a lot less pretentious

Yup, and sure enough now Simon Jordan is laying into Newcastle fans off the back of the reaction to Bruce being a bellend. Not that anyone gives a flying fuck about Simon Jordan’s opinions on things, the blokes an arrogant waste of space it’s no shock he sides with Bruce.

I mean there’s no other way to take what he meant. Unless for some reason he meant Ashley’s expectations, in which case that would be staggering seeing as his expectations are 17th with not a single fuck given to the quality of football played. Just please fuck off Bruce. It does a lot to be as unliked as Allardyce and Pardew, but this bloke is managing that with ease.

the cunt is limited in every aspect of his very being. except his ability to eat.

Where do you think my hair comes from?