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Glad I’m not fucking Scottish

Deader than Eriksen's chances of playing in Denmark's next match. (Am I doing this right?)

I thought he could've maybe ran it off? Tsk, modern players today! A heart attack never stopped former German U-boat commander and Huddersfield keeper, Hans Offme-Chest.

cunt.

We took the West Bank. 7/6/67. Took the bastard good and proper.

If @Rentonwas a broadcaster.

#girls #richenergy #beardlikeagorillasarsehole #nowayisheshaggingeitherofthem

He owed that to the efforts of his physio Justin Zenickov-Time. I’ll see meself out.

Jermaine Jenas. I’d rather eat a shit smoothie than listen to his forced “thoughtful pundit” bullshit.

Bravehearted YP

Get out

@PaddockLad FYI Michael Bridges and Scott McDonald are talking up Scotland's hopes against the Czechs, so they're fucked, sorry mate. They're also claiming Lydon Dykes as one of our own gone rogue and as Mugrighter use to always tell us Aussies are shite footballer, so you're double fucked. Sorry again.

Can't believe they've referenced the scene where he gets bummed by a hillbilly in his obituary. Just needs some cunt to bring it up at the funeral now.

At the time it was true, we didn't have enough quality at the time. We do now (just about) and will get stronger each season Bruce is here as we are in safe hands with him.

#girls

Robbie Savage is the tatey's tatey.

Yeah but apart from being man of the match and setting up the winning goal he was utter dogshit.

The DM comment section is accusing the DM itself of being a Marxist rag in league 'the establishment' as it isn't claiming that the cheers for BLM were faked by a cabal including UEFA, the BBC and George Soros.

My mam was on text earlier today telling me she hoped I was gonna boo them when they took the knee. Then raging about how they don't wear poppies but they can do this. Certifiable. I think she was just copying and pasting from the Daily Mail. She loves calling me a lefty Guardianista.

They were always going to come out with absolute bollocks, same as how they claim it’s because them kneeling is some Marxist revolutionary movement just a bunch of racist little Englander wankers. I’m sure when Marcus Rashford is driving his customized Range Rover into the drive way of his Cheshire mansion he’s day dreaming about a massive Marxist revolution in the UK, or is it more likely he wants to highlight the horrible abuse he, and many others, suffer from very likely the same Neanderthals that are booing a peaceful gesture.

Merkel will probably show him some selfies and nudes from 2014 on her mobile to calm him down.

Keep my brother out of this

A lot of respect has to go to Kjær who started giving cpr immediately and then organised players to shield Eriksen.

Rename it Newcastle and Washington Airport, just to fuck with them

Four generations of one family there.

"What do you think of this idea, fellow mysterious Tyneside businessman?" "Get onto nexus and tell them to disrupt all metro services into Sunderland for their cheek. They'll be wanting running water next!" Both: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

It is a mackem, that is all the information needed.

It also speaks to the progress on takeovers as any success will bring a swift end to his current role where he has been promoted beyond his ability and experience. For him keeping the club on limp home mode and in the top league is the continuence of his gravy train with some no doubt tasty financial incentives for doing it as frugally as possible. Regardless of whether he desires on some level for the club to do well there's an everpresent conflict of interest that is damaging to the long term welfare of the club. As if we needed any more conformation that Ashley and his men need to go.

People who begin emails in the current climate with "Hope you're well".

He was thinking of Roy Aitken.

Am telling you, he's on an appearance based contract and he's splitting his appearance fee with Bruce, hence all the last minute appearances

If Carroll was available for 35 out of 38 squads for the season before last that’s as damning as if he’d been injured for 50% of them. Because it’s saying that he wasn’t good enough to get in the team (4 starts plus 15 sub appearances) as a striker even though the top scorers was a midfielder with 6 league goals

That’s one of the worst takes I’ve ever heard, basically says if you brought in a player close to Wilson’s level they’d want to start every week which would create issues, aka competition for places within a squad something any decent club should aim to create, instead Ryder insists you have to create your squad with players who will accept sitting on the bench.

Andy Carroll getting a new contract? The Knight's take..... Only got up to the, "for me it's a deal I would do as Callum Wilson isn't always fit."

Sean Ryder is looking even worse than the other day- is he ok, hun?

Thanks for posting that HMHM. What a shambles of a club and bunch of cunts running it.

Did he?