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Edwards must be fucking seething. Surely this was the job Bruce should have gotten? Unless he’s holding out for Manchester United to come calling.

I have no idea what you do for a living, I prefer to mostly ignore you on here. I'm not going to let a fuckin shit for brains arsehole such as yourself suggest things that aren't true though. Hope that's OK.

I'll take you round the crumbling 60s & 70s shitholes I look after if you like, they've opened every single day since 23 March last year....I wear a mask slmost all day without complaint as do all other staff. Theres no AC in any of them.

Kiwi'd YP

PL. “ Honest current Mrs. PL, I only unbuttoned his strides, nowt else…” CMPL ” Why’s your top lip stuck to your nose?”

"Hey Gazza, I loved watching you coming through at the toon, mind." "Hiccup...... Cheers, Jock, am cabbaged here, like. Can you find me cock for iz? "Would sir like it shaken and not stirred?"

That can’t hurt me...you wouldn’t believe what happened to me on Monday... .

Stop! Starmer Time

Thing about Thompers is you have to remember he once spent a whole years trying to convince everyone how good Kid Rock is. So you just know there is something a miss.

You’ve had your attention fix anyway

What harm are those blue mask wearers doing to you or society? Then consider what harm anti-vaccers are doing to society maybe? As ewerk alludes to, what restrictions bother you now? For me, I'd like to be able to go to work and I miss foreign holidays, even my trip to Jersey looks like its off now, but that's directly attributable to Johnson, I mean which country would accept us now we're once again the most infected country in Europe again? But other than that lifes pretty bearable, I can wait another 4 weeks to go to a wedding. This country reached a tipping point where it stopped trusting experts, in some fields at least, years ago, and we've been in steady decline ever since. Now everyone's an expert, everybody's opinion counts equally apparently. It's not going to end well imo.

Welcome to the annual struggle for survival, brought to you by Michael Ashley Esq. We start the season with high hopes for 17th place.

Hancock will probably help his neighbour set up a lucrative hot dog stand.

That bit is surprisingly accurate Being honest I didn’t touch his “chap”.... he appeared from the cubicle saying that he couldn’t go so I had a quick look and he had button fly jeans on that were still done up, he was plainly too utterly fuckin wankered to undo them and I wasn’t going to see the cunt piss himself so I undid them for him. A kid with a Rangers top appeared and had a mini melt down so I told him he could do Gazza up, which he did, then extracted a price for his efforts by calling his missus over and getting a selfie with the drunkest man in Britain, which is quite a feat seeing as Scotland had just finished playing football....

Him and Dixon is the partnership where commentary goes to die. You’ve got Matterface with absolutely no capacity for capturing the excitement of what’s happening and Dixon has never once successfully cracked a joke that hasn’t resulted in 5 seconds of awkward silence

ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

It did for me as well until I started thinking what would be the motives of an owner spending millions propping up a worthless rag. The answer to that is obviously much more depressing.

It's just how they pronounce words in fish's home town, Blyth.

I don't want Benitez to go to Everton because I hate the cunts and don't want them to succeed. Also in a forlorn hope that the takeover might happen, I'd hate to see us do what Man City did and waste a year giving a shit incumbent manager a "fair chance".

I am no judge these days, I investigate and prosecute people, mainly for murdering jokes or other people.

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Like anyone but a dweeb like you would get the connection. We all know three word slogan are where it's at anyway. How about Piss, Shit, Spunk?

Who would have thought a chinese mouse penis is the cure for a plague caused by a chinese bat!

He didn't though tbf. He promised a review date and "freedom day" on the 21st subject to 4 conditions, of which I think we have missed 3. He's still a cunt but the focus has to be on the fact he let in 20,000 people from India which caused us to miss these conditions.

J69 fishes his masks out the dirty laundry, is what I've heard.

© MF 💪

Unless you are suffering from it

They won. Now they need to get over it.

Not exactly an emphatic denial.

I couldn't believe Matterface last night, never really caught much of him before but he was fucking baaaaaaad. Just wittered on and on about fuck all, talking absolute fucking rhubarb all night and at one point chatting about 'Murder she wrote' which was a particular highlight. He's terrible.

And our place would be like a fridge if the engines I hot tested only ran at 120 Celsius

Just slipping this in early for our Perspiring contingent. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52915690

Reported.

The number of Everton fans complaining on Twitter last night that Rafa isn't good enough was ridiculous. They've just replaced Ancelloti with the same man who replaced him at Real Madrid but that's not good enough. I don't know where they've got these delusions of grandeur.

1: Why would you seek the opinion of someone who is not an expert? That's just fucking stupid. 2: Only one reason to not be vaccinated and that is if you are medically incapable, otherwise it is a fucking stupid idea. 3: You sound like a thick cunt.

Still reporting no side effects, softcocks! My spunk might be the cure for this thing if any of your lasses want to try and find out. They'll have to snowball you if you want a dose though.

Is it because it stopped showing tits? That was the tipping point for MF iirc.

There he is, welcome back Thompers.

This reminded me of that bloke who makes videos of him watching the match in his Mams loft. I bet this is his politics too

You heard it here first 😉

Bale misses a pen that’s now currently in orbit around Venus along with Chris Waddles from 1990

Someone should do the same editing job for this poor bugger.

Don't know about goal of the tournament but this has to be the save of the tournament so far.....

What is this mackem bellend laughing at?

FYP for you Alex.

You just know that even if it fucks Gemmill up for a day or two, he ain't gonna admit it

You can’t feel pain in a vacuum. Moderna.