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Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit them hard and hit them fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

“ Pimms-drinking Shithouse”

"Yeah, so after that I became a moderator on a well known NUFC forum on top of the Marvel forums I also moderate but obviously I didn't tell the NUFC lot about! Lol. I'm not mad!" "And what exactly do you think your moderating experience will bring to this fish fingers processing factory, Mr Fish?"

Joyless Division (but aye, that's not bad)

Local boy done good! From Blyth to the Cotswolds in four years. Fish's old house getting a blue plaque and a matching set of Victorian style street lamps outside as soon as the council get the chance and the lord mayor puts it in his schedule.

"Bill do yous fancy a game in Sunderland?"

😂

That ruse didn't even get me the job.

"Inventor of British Tapas"

What have you done?

@Kid Dynamite soon to be seen with a marker pen writing R D next to every book.

Paging @Kid Dynamite you're bound to have a chapter mate

Lah-De-Dah Gunner Graham

Yeah Ronnie could turn a player on the half way line and run towards the penalty area beating others and whack it in from 20 yards..Shearer didn't score many like that, brilliant as he was..Ronnie was the best. Sir Bobby tried to sign Shearer for Barca before they went for Ronnie, who Sir Bob signed for PSV Eindhoven...he made a list of the strikers he'd worked with in his book...these 2, Romario, Lineker, Van Nistelrooy...Shola,Carl Cort etc etc

Rolling contract or roll contract? How is the bacon sarnie did you say?

Took a bit longer than that.

Is that by The Proclaimers?

And that’s why you got tied to a donkey cart.

Instead of average players standing with a grimace and their arms folded as if they're on Pawn Stars maybe we need to copy the Italian model when presenting a new shirt?

He was immense considering what he lost but even he must've thanked the stars for Bobby putting that side around him at that stage of his career. The likes of Bellamy and Dyer's pace, Speed's runs on crosses, Nobby's balls over must've been a bit of a tonic for him after a couple of mediocre seasons* for the team as a whole compared to the team he joined. * Mediocre by the standards of the time. If it happened now the Ronny would have a pull out special and Bruce would be in the hat for half the national pundits manager of the season!

Shame we only had about a season of Shearer in his absolute pomp before injuries robbed him of a yard of pace. And he still went in to score a bucket load of goals after that - and for some pretty ordinary newcastle teams

And like a moth to a flame or in this case a fly around shite...... (I'm presuming he was in the artillery as he's not an Arsenal fan but, well, you know who he'll support).

Ronaldo was at a different level. Shearer in his prime was arguably as good as any of the others in his position at that time. Which is saying something when you think of some of the centre forwards back then

Kalashnikov Vodka and Barr Cola, now that’s the ticket

Looks like he's turtling and trying to hold back throwing more sewerage in the sea.

Pretend Moderator.

that's fucking grotesque. sat in port ellen and I now feel nauseous and I haven't even got on the fucking ship yet.

We now have the “biggest drinking manager in Europe”. Here he is buttering his cheeks after a night on the Amstel.

This is both brilliant and depressing. Keegan showing fans the respect that few managers have done since and speaking of ambition while proclaiming us the 'biggest thinking team in Europe'. Contrast that to where we are now and have been for at least the last ten years.

Laters, lol

Lee Ryder is already preparing his speech for winning a gold medal in poetry.

Off to the Cotswolds in September, staying near Cirencester. Thankfully all the planning has been done by Mrs Fish, because I know fuck all about the Cotswolds. Edit: Reading that sentence back reminds me that I'm regularly shocked by the ways my life has changed in the past 4 years.

It’s like Ashley is playing cunt bingo with the club. John Terry would be house….

Shit and shitter. The sequel to dumb and dumber but without the laughs

Hang on......Chris Knight wrote this? Is this this some kind of nom de plume for the main man or has the real knight got a young challenger on his patch with the audacity of calling himself Knight? Hard to tell as the story is that fucking desperate.

She's fucking done it again and guess who was there to see it. I'm a double Olympic champion!

Hows the bacon did you say?

The partial remains of the lass from Durham who went missing in the Pyrenees have been found. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-58022860 Call me a cynic, but there’s definitely a rabbit off here, like.

His finger injury hasn’t properly healed and the circuit is pretty relentless is you’re playing all formats of the game including the IPL. They barely get to spend a night at home over the course of a year. Hopefully he just needs a break

'Marvel expert'

Not a disaster which is about the best you can say these days.

https://coquetcottages.co.uk/northumberland-holiday-cottages/pottergate-tower/ Forgot about this place. I've stayed here a couple of times. You're right in the middle of Alnwick - you're actually staying in the tower you can see at the end of this street: Check the website link for pics of the interior - it's all been done out really nicely.

* walks in to hostel after a 20 mile hike, spots CT firing up the portable microwave, turns around and walks 20 miles more to sleep in a bush.

Brewn coo.

Very slew you noo

Joey Jordison formerly of Slipknot yesterday too, thats an interesting rhythm section...

They would sell a ton more shirts if there was an option to remove the big fuck off betting logo on the front