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An excellent last sentence. A++ post, would read again

What's the chances of them pretending they prefer being in League One rather than getting beatings every week after arsenal's kids spank them

Lisbon Lion, Bertie Auld

Would like to thank 2016 me for making me laugh in 2021

BTW, I found myself reading this post 7 times, slowly, yesterday.

He's managed to look like both Max and Paddy at the same time.

“And that concludes the entertainment news. Back to you on the couch, Fiona”

Have seen very little of it but one of the judges has massive tits

I watched a bit of it yesterday (house full of females). Got to say the deaf lasses dance was amazing and canny emotional. She obviously can't hear the music at all, so she has to keep time by counting in her head. So they cut the music off to silence and her and her partner kept dancing, perfectly synced. She'll definitely win barring a disaster like.

Must be said that, I believe, the draw was made when they were in half decent form so the cheers were absolutely because they assumed they’d beat them. And that would show the mags a thing or two, for sure!

Got it in one Ive got a keen interest in military history etc and she got them because or that

My sister messages me tonight. 'are you watching strictly?' (she asks me this every week and every week is the same answer) 'no' 'i think the gays will win' 'they have names' 'whatever snowflake' Yet her boyfriend doesn't seem to understand why my tolerance of spending time with her is 45min max.

“ So Lee, what inspired you to become a journalist?” ” Whey, y’knaa, when a was 19 a got me Nana to read iz summick, was by a daft lad in a fanzine… it was a road to Dasmacsca… Damascara… a right eye opener. So a learnt to read, then write, then won the Trinity Mirror Group Regional Sports Reporter of the Year 2014.”

It’s not, like, it’s fucking hilarious

Japanese metal...

Let’s hear it for (some) cabbies.

So the makers of my favourite metal album from last year have just released a "live" album they did as a stream during covid. Anyway, highly recommend the album, highly recommend the live show, probably not to the taste of anyone else on the board but they're posting "metal" in the music thread so you never know

I raise your Danish metal with Swedish metal

Yup

More fool anyone that pays to listen to that boring cunt on the after dinner circuit. Mind, Theresa May has made £2m off it since she got binned off and she's even more boring than the blond prick.

It's definitely Johnson. It's mental how much he seems to believe he can get away with anything. The great news for Labour is I don't think that will have change, even now. This is how he's lived his entire life.

2 things i cant understand about the seatshitters: "every game is a cup final when they play us" every team in that league has played them a couple of times already and know they are a team of plodders " nufc our bitterest rivals" must be the most one sided rivalry in history nufc: bigger fan base better city better stadium so no, Doncaster are there nearest rivals now ? they keep hanging on to that , the only connection to the prem is they think we are rivals 😄 a absolute awful breed these paedophile sympathising seatshitting horse molesting scum

This is one of those thing where off the wall thinking could be considered - I remember before British Gas was privatised arguing with someone that reducing gas prices by the 4bn profit they were making would do more good than just taking that money into government coffers. I know going beyond messing with thresholds, in the US there's a debate about cancelling student debt and I'd like to know how a cost/benefit exercise would work out either here or there in terms of extra spending in the economy. I know when Corbyn wanted to cancel tuition fees there were arguments about intergenerational fairness but I think big picture thinking for a better future should apply. I'm sure those who did pay would see their kids gaining as a positive - unless they're tory cunts of course.

One of them around the 26 second mark has got some srltrange green blue thing on, is it dungarees? Whatever, looks like some weird Hill Billy from the hills have eyes. And why the fuck are so many of these inbreds actually filming this on their mobiles? Really is sad as fuck.

The Queen (soon I reckon) Johnson’ll be banking on it, state funeral (probably On a Saturday the cunts) and a coronation to keep the press and plebs busy.

Got tickets for the Black Crowes in Manchester next year

New Land of Talk is good, touch of the Broken Social Scene about it, which isn't surprising seeing she was part of their touring band for a little while. And for a bit of alt country dream pop.

Did she buy you the Ant Middleton tickets, by any chance?

Ah coulda been a contender but now I watch on, face pressed against the windows of these fancy places where the great and good have their prestigious awards ceremonies thinking, it could've been me.....it could've been me.......lol, just joking toontastic, ah wouldn't swap essembee for Alan 'wide of the mark' Oliver any day. Ryder, err, ah mean, HMHM and out!

Sheets like plywood.

Despite everything the worst thing about that is his ‘tache

He’s completely painting himself as the genius behind this evil plot without recognising the evil part of it.

Funny thing is that Cummings seems totally oblivious to what an absolute cunt he looks in all of this. Like he’s forgotten he was at the centre on it all in his desperate attempts to stitch up Johnson et al

Sounds like the agreement with Ashley was that the SD signage stays until the club gets another sponsor and this attempt by the other clubs to nobble us has been the reason for the delay.

My mam's "favourite TV show". I wish I was joking.

If you enjoy the transfer speculation, that's one thing, but otherwise I would ignore all of it. 95% of it is gonna be made up. Howe apparently pulled the local journalists to one side last night and asked them to lay off with the speculation because of the effect it can have on the current playing staff. Which is an intelligent, if probably fruitless, move. Especially given that Ryder promptly reported it in the Chronicle like the fucking dope that he is.

They should start a chant… “Woo-ooah Bill Gregg’s burning a bit. “ or something. ( There’s nothing quite like the sound of 25 fans singing their heart out).

When is the next season of the best show on Netflix due out btw?

Got the look of a badly embalmed Henry Cooper

Always amuses me when mackems/RTG etc think all NUFC fans are obsessed with SAFC and that we we live in their shadows Mackem thread on Toontastic...over 9 years old and 17.7k replies RTG....14K / 735 pages since Oct 15th and 19K / 977 pages the month before etc etc and still going strong Little bit of green eyed monster I think......we just take the piss because your so shite in the 3rd division and maybe a bit longer.....but your just a minor irritation down the A19, whereas Sunderland fans can't get enough of NUFC in the big boys league and have a monthly wankathon about us

But your players fingering kids doesn’t?