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  1. "Hi guys and welcome to the toontastic podcast with yours truly, the host with the most rohypnol, G-Man himself, sweet cheeks Gemmill! Don't forget to hit those like and subscribe buttons."
    14 points
  2. I'd probably want to name 11 players, mind. We're good, but I don't think we should try and beat them with 8 men.
    11 points
  3. Going off the vibe on this thread.
    9 points
  4. "Did you get a few Rolex watches for the boys on VAR?" "Yes, they said they were happy to oblige. Got an extra Rolex for ASM to hand out to the fans as well. Had a batch of cheap digital watches with the SAFC crest on delivered to the Sunderland dressing room, hopefully they try to emulate ASM and end up looking cheap and nasty." "Very good." "Also made the wor flags lads full time employees on a very competitive wage and have written them a blank cheque to get whatever they want from the world's leading flag manufacturers. We've instructed every flag manufacturer to only supply the worst quality material for the Sunderland fans flags and to make sure there's comical spelling mistakes although apparently that's not needed as they can't spell for shit as it is."
    8 points
  5. Step outside of your front door. I'm taking a long run-up to Manchester to kick you in the balls.
    7 points
  6. "Ah was ganna cah'll me Trump piece 'Geordiegate, The Ryder connection' but that fucking wannabe Wraith copyrighted the words 'Geordie' and 'connection' being used in the same sentence. I was just ganna put it in regardless and see what the mug would do about it but the Thompson House lawyers dropped their arse which is a feeling Wraith's ganna be familiar with next time I cross the cunt's path."
    6 points
  7. Go fuck off and do a podcast you boring cunt.
    6 points
  8. I think it’s a great idea… every episode full of in jokes about sitters,standers, Leazes Mag, Stevie, roombas and hoverboards, with a massive verbal punch up at the end, after which Rayvin apologises to the subscribers
    6 points
  9. It's a potentially career ending scan ewerk ffs. We haven't had anything serious to panic over for ages, won't you just let us have this?!
    6 points
  10. CT presenting from his 'outdoor lounge'?
    6 points
  11. Sunak wasn’t at Live Aid ffs. He just heard it from his summer school in Bucks, the jug-eared gobshite.
    6 points
  12. ‘Which one do you want? Broja or Gallagher?’ ’Doesn’t matter either way, la’ Squad building the Everton way.
    5 points
  13. Just by way of preamble to the match, I've managed to retrieve the above CCTV footage from that hotel reception in Brighton showing @scoobos attempts to check in.
    5 points
  14. While RobinRobin stands in the background, silently holding up a succession of humorous cue cards like he's Bob Dylan
    5 points
  15. A minutes silence for Callum Wilson.
    5 points
  16. Top four could absolutely be up for grabs, Arsenal are top and the last time we played them we made them look like a pub side, Man United are definitely a team in transition regardless of if they put in a decent performance last night. Chelsea don't have no goals in their team, and Liverpool look hungover from last season and I honestly think when we play them at Anfield we will beat them by at least two goals.
    5 points
  17. Bonjour, avez-vous une épée en plastique?
    4 points
  18. Surely they wouldn't want a player who is STEEPED IN BLOOD MONEY 😡 Unless they change their mind when it benefits them?
    4 points
  19. Now ManUre are going to experience how it feels when highly decorated, unmotivated players take a step down and join them for the money.
    4 points
  20. Gutted for him as I think he could make England WC squad if he had a run of games. Time to buy Neymar.
    4 points
  21. Liverpool are rattled. They look shite and without Mane they are pony. Special night at Anfield coming up with the heirs to the throne are coming to smash em!
    4 points
  22. Tidy bush that Fist. Love to see it.
    4 points
  23. 4 points
  24. I saw a post in the (inevitably 100 page or so) thread about our match v Man City stating that Trippier’s red card was reversed by VAR because City weren’t allowed to beat us. I shit thee not.
    4 points
  25. aussi je voudrais beaucoup pomme de frites et fromage
    3 points
  26. Might just give me a power up. Double my BPM right at the point of contact.
    3 points
  27. You better bring more than a fucking hacksaw when you come at the Knight Ryder lolz.
    3 points
  28. This is why Everton are in such a fucking mess btw. They have no transfer plan or overarching plan for their playing staff, they just routinelytry and gatecrash other clubs' bids at the last minute. They're fucking hilarious.
    3 points
  29. Your penis needs micromanaged.
    3 points
  30. We should start a Toontastic podcast. Obviously I'm a shoo in for the eye candy role. I'd probably suggest the rest of the cast turn their cameras off tbh.
    3 points
  31. Or they do what Manchester did to them the other night. It‘s a bit early to get cocky tbh.
    3 points
  32. Cheers, will do. Also, fully expect the answer to be “ …as fuck”
    3 points
  33. Can’t really see on the picture, does it have a cavity? If not no. If it does it’s still probably overkill for something that size. Put some pictures up when it finished. Want to see how pissed it is
    3 points
  34. Paid for in Shiba after a late night rendezvous where a black kitten was slaughtered in offering to Moloch.
    3 points
  35. "Away to Brighton where a certain Mr Howe was a guest of the owners."
    3 points
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