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There is some truth in this.

Always loved zippy.

This one runs Barrymore a close second.

The Economist is impressed.

Hats off to who thought it would be easier for her to face local radio than anyone else - her several newly ripped arseholes say thanks.

I always felt he matured with age.

It's Zippys laugh at the end that really makes it

Spot the difference

Also.

There's only one way to pay proper tribute to Coolio

5 minutes in the US of A and Wykiki’s Red-pilled and gone full Trump

So the plan appears to.be to just repeatedly claim that this is a global problem and the govt is doing everything it can to make people's lives easier. Pure gaslighting basically. Honestly, I'm not even convinced it won't eventually work. I still don't know that it saves them, cos if you fuck people, they're still fucked whatever the reasons you claim for it. It's the lies though. I fucking despise these people. I hope horrible shit happens to them and all their families.

Is that big blue skidmark North Yorkshire?

Tories will be campaigning for PR at this rate.

This is the leading comment from the below DM article, with 6500 likes. ALl the others are similar, she's well and truly lost the support of her base. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11261567/Liz-Truss-expected-say-WONT-reverse-economic-plans-finally-emerges-face-public.html#comments [I clicked so you don't have to].

A glance back to happier times. Just something Donald Trump said to Teresa May the first time he met her. This was after asking her "Why isn't Boris Johnson Prime Minister? Did he not want the job?"

Can a no-confidence in the government motion be passed? It beggars belief for MPs, even Tories to stand and say they have confidence in this shit-show. The party is utterly fucked. The members decided she was the best option to lead them. GE is the only thing that'll save this country right now.

IMO they'll ride this out until they're about a year out from the election and then if the polling is broadly the same, bin her in favour of returning Johnson to power. He comes riding back in as a saviour to the country in difficult times (Churchillian), has his past magically purged clean thanks to the intermittent period of Trussonomics and resultant castastrophes, and hits the ground running with a bounce big enough to take them up towards Labour. Then the full unbridled fury of the Daily Heil will be turned against Starmer and Labour, and we'll be fighting for our lives again. If they bin her now, its too soon for Johnson to come back, and would give him too long in office to make the most of the bounce he'd get (i.e. he'd mess things up and remind everyone how useless he was, the longer he's in office before the GE). And while the longer she's in power, the more damaging it becomes for the country... the good of the country has never stopped the Tories from committing to a particular action in the past. As we all know, we are in this particular dystopian nightmare because resolving an internal conflict within the party was more important to David Cameron than what was right for the country. The party comes first, always. They will let Truss happen.

The thing is these Tory MPs picked her and Sunak knowing there was a very good chance she’d be chosen by the membership. Then they nearly all jumped on the bandwagon when it became apparent she would win. They’re as much to blame as anyone but yet again they’re acting like it’s fuck all to do with them

Its almost forgotten that under the tories life expectancy has started dropping for the first time in recorded history. You've got to hand it to them. They are fucking with your standard of living, housing, and pensions, but at least you won't live as long to suffer it.

Anyone still clutching their pearls when people say that this fat sloppy cunt shouldn't be Health Secretary can just fuck off.

Nah, you don’t make money as a moderate.

The most CT like tweet of all time.

Reminds me of one these characters..... "I've been very clear, never expect anything good from a man who looks like a fish and is even colder and wetter than a fish. Or a Tory."

Obviously the concept of a uniform national swing is nonsense, but this is too delicious not to post

I’m beginning to think that at this point Chris Grayling would be an improvement.

People still had a sense of community then though. 30+ years of “Fuck you, I’m alright Jack” has seen to that.

Understand that NUFCs new data specialist is of Iberian extraction

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My position has gone from 'it'd be good to have a GE' to 'this country absolutely needs a GE to have any hope of surviving'.

jesus, i knew she was bad but fuck me...

all deleted. If we were in any doubt about the state of the BBC.

Very racist city. Way to expose yourself lads.

Tbf if this is going on I may make some spoof accounts up

And The Fish.

Utter genius on Would I lie to you Its a bit ridiculous but I'm genuinely upset at the thought of him being unwell

The way your luck is going you'll be losing your virginity next. YOU FUCKING NERD!