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He means black but you get thrown in jail these days if you use that word.

It's quite interesting cos Wilson is clearly fizzing about scoring 2 in the week and getting rotated out at the weekend. There's a bit of urban chat though so I'd maybe do 10 minutes of meditation to settle your blood pressure before you stick it on.

Whoever was supposed to cook that sausage was clearly distracted by the ticket queue too.

He'll never get anywhere on a treadmill 🙂

Indeed

Had to scroll back 5 years to find a decent picture with some skin. Respectable women are the WORST https://www.instagram.com/p/BJf3IdZgHwd/

Oh noes

Kwak plinth makes a canny dildo stand. You’re welcome.

Double oof.

I would simply just wear an old pair of trainers, buy the pint, leave my shoe and fuck off home with the glass. Foiled again, mr bar keep

CT riding out the cost of living crisis in style

Milinkovic-Savic? Play different roles, and Milinkovic Savic has 4 years on Rice. MS is more of a number 8/box-to-box/Mezzala-type midfielder, Rice is more number 6/DM/Regista*. *---> Safety Wink Safety Wink<---

Lovely with a duck pizza.

So one's a mozzarella and the other is a register? Interesting.....

While you're waiting in the online queue, you could always go back to the kitchen and have them defrost the sausage and bacon for you.

WTF the fuck is going on with that sacrilegious avatar Gazza? May Joey Ramone stike down and beat on your brat! We've just booked a trip to Port Douglas to spend a couple of days out on the Great Barrier Reef "swimmin' wit da fishies," before humankind finally fucks what's left of it. Excited and filled with trepidation about how much it has deteriorated since we were there last in 2011. This is what it looked like then, now probably not so much.

Quite a bit of "man dem tings y'get me", which ruffled my feathers I don't mind admitting.

🤣 🤣 🤣

Signed tbh

Sometimes, it comes and goes.

I didn't even know you could get retractable dogs.

I've got one of those in the basement. The glass is broken and the beer has been drunk. So there's just the wooden stand I can't think of a good use for. Stay tuned for more high octane anedotes.

Putting aside his suitability for an Eddie Howe side his injury record is poor. He's missed eight league games so far this season, 20/21 he missed 12, 19/20 he missed 11. Even the best players are no use if they're not available.

rice looks more suited to a double pivot in a low block 🤪

Is that Slinky-Milinkovic on a par with Rice? I’ve never seen him play tbh but I know he’s highly rated. Someone like that for about half the price seems more like the policy we have. Although I suppose a lot depends on our final league position

Made the mistake of not immediately turning around and walking out when I found a bar selling Leffe on tap. Absolutely hanging this morning and in the dog house. Also thought I’d wandered into a soft play room when I went to the bogs.

Callum Wilson is enjoying himself on this week's footballer's football podcast. Starts proceedings off with a "Brace in your FACE motherfuckerrrrrr!" to Michail Antonio.

Tim Westwood interviewed under caution for noncery. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65254814 The most surprising part of the article is that he’s now a pensioner. edit; I wonder if he’ll try the “i I just grabbed the first convenient thing to hand." defence?

RTG are still bitter about the Euro 2028 stadiums picked and still conviced SOL should have been picked ahead of SJP Frankel needs help if thinks SOL is better than SJP and Shitsville better than Newcastle for transport / hotels etc

Half tanked, with a shower room and an office down there and everything. Office has phone line, muliple outlets, bespoke shelving and all that good shit. But it's been out of commission since we moved in because the Mrs inherited a coffee table made from massive fuck off reclaimed railway sleepers and a massive fuck off pane of glass. It doesn't fit comfortably in any of our rooms. It needs a team of 4 big boys (who probably know about blobbing and have calluses) to get it out of there. So, we can never use it in this house, and we couldn't sell it online without a team of sherpas to shift it, but can I take it apart with a handsaw and hammer? NoOOOOOooOOoOOoooo wimmin, amirite?

Ooh, he’s got a basement

Dutty wasteman.

Are you ready for this? I don't want to go all UM/Chinkee on yo ass but I can't recall seeing these in the corner, scoreboard, The Percy, Rosie's or even.......gasps.......in the labour club........ (A liberal amount of 'bro's' in this video but no 'fams' or 'bluds' I don't seem to recall? Anyway, welcome on board one and all). PS. Can someone check in on Wykiki after he sees, but more importantly, hears this.

Maxi obviously

Could you have put this on before 10 o'clock?

I think we'll stick to Botman/Bruno/Isak level players; respected, well scouted, bags of potential

Oof.

Standing or sitting?

That’s a type of Belgian beer. Can’t remember the name but I was in a Belgian Bar (in the CBD in Perth, Australia of all places). And one of the beers comes in a specific glass with its own wooden stand. So you leave your shoe to stop you nicking the glass.

Sol or Bodega under the tapas bar. Years ago they used to sell some world beer where the tradition was you had to leave your shoe until you returned the glass???

Plus seemingly being a player who takes a game or 3 to get up to speed.

I'd love Rice and he's young enough that perhaps the next move doesn't have to be the Man City one, he's got time to take a bit of a risk and join us instead? I dunno, it's hard to make an argument for him joining in the fun at Newcastle, when he could comfortably hold down a starting position at any big club in England and likely a few options abroad as well.

I think we would be more willing to pay a £100m asking price for Rice - he's a proven PL player, so you know exactly what you're getting. Way less likely that we sign someone for £100m from abroad. Having said that, we spent £63m on Isak which is getting up there. Having said all this, I think he'll have more trophy-ready options than us anyway, so I think it's academic.

Does anyone expect a fantasy signing such as Rice, Bellingham or Osimhen? It hasn’t really been our style so far. Maybe the extra revenue from champions league and new sponsors will change that but I suspect Howe will continue to target less spectacular players.

Needed a new podcast to listen to and wanted something light hearted. So got onto fighting talk. I used to listen to it a lot. The first episode I pick Jordan North is presenting who makes me chuckle as I have spoken to a cheese and onion crisp sandwich with more brains. Anyways, there's this jurno on which some may know is on it. Mina Rzouki. @Monkeys Fist you need to Google Image this lady, she is VERY knowledgeable. Anyways, I don't think she is fully suited to this type of show has she is quite quiet (unless it's just this episode), but she's clearly very knowledgeable about Italian football and her pronunciation is superb. Meanwhile on the Premier League we just get Karen Carney..........

Oh dear not happy in Sunderland today..........I think it was the crisp packets blowing across the pitch every game that lost it for them🙄 plus the lack of toilet facilities