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  1. Probably standing in the empty Nightingale hospitals (which we can’t use without staff btw - good luck finding more nurses) None of us have been routinely tested. Only eligible if we have Covid symptoms. When I left work yesterday morning our ITU was full. Not all the patients were ventilated, some were on high flow oxygen but are extremely sick. I took a patient from theatre to a Covid ward and took up their last bed, although we still have some capacity on other wards. I don’t ever want to have to work up there - it was absolutely grim 🙁 I don’t really have the emotiona
    10 points
  2. Shelvey translation: "Yeah two or three years ago we had an elite manager who was constantly on our back drilling us like fuck and who was quite happy to drop you if you weren't applying any effort or continually ignoring his instructions. It was a pain in the arse if I'm quite honest. Thank fuck for Steve."
    10 points
  3. I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling my boxers off and my wife said, "You spoil them dogs".
    9 points
  4. They are simultaneously too ineffective to stop Trump when he succeeds and too powerful to overcome whenever he fails to deliver. Just like "antifa", which are both a terrifying scourge that law enforcement are powerless to stop from burning cities down, but also laughable and weak enough that a bunch of hillbillies with varmint guns could defeat them in the case of a second civil war. COVID is both not real and a Chinese bioweapon, election fraud is real except when Republicans are doing it, black lives matter except when you need the white supremacist vote, "science" matters when it's
    9 points
  5. Actually that reminds me. When I was still on Facebook the lass in question took the huff with me. She’s posted it was a full moon that night so she was going to put her crystals out to ‘recharge’ them. So I asked her why she didn’t just put them out through the day seeing as moonlight is reflected sunlight
    8 points
  6. I might have picked this up wrong but I'm sure Richard Keys said last night that if Trump dies the Americans should bring in Sam Allardyce till the end of the season.
    8 points
  7. so don't you think it had anything at all to do with benitez having some self respect? you know... wanting to make his own decisions on which players were bought and sold to suit a system, fielding the players he wanted to, showing a modicum of ambition, upgrading the training facilities beyond those from the dark ages, not having it regarded as a negative that he engaged with the support, standing up to two absolute fucking know nowts with the footballing brains of a dead slug .... those sort of things? regardless of whether or not you're happy with bruce, you'd bet
    7 points
  8. My lass just asked me what I was doing on the computer. I said, "Looking for cheap flights." She got very excited and said, "I love you," then got on her knees & gave me the best blow job I've ever had... Which surprised me as she's never been interested in darts before!
    7 points
  9. ....do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near? Just like the seaburn casuals, they long to be, close to you.
    7 points
  10. They have everything for young men to enjoy You can take the Fulwell with all the boys
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  11. Sucked his cock too.
    7 points
  12. His name was Essembee Tonight he sleeps well He wasn't asleep in 1970 No tiptoeing across the manky Fulwell. His name was Essembee His light shines on The taking of the Fulwell Was strong in this one.
    7 points
  13. Aye mine too, and it sets off a fucking deafening klaxon in the car. Wakes me up every time.
    7 points
  14. Mark Douglas writing articles on the new PL plans while the Knight Ryder is giving his loyal punters what they really want, interviews with John Carver on his new job as a Scotland coach.
    7 points
  15. You know that Renton wasn't an actual trainspotter, right?
    7 points
  16. “It’s not my style to complain”, complained Steve
    7 points
  17. That’s breath taking ignorance.
    7 points
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  20. I'm a 57 year old Newcastle supporter, born in Rothbury and lived in and around Northumberland till I was 30. For the past 27 years though i've lived in Cheshire, moving here for work. Two sons, 31 & 27 who class themselves as Geordies despite only living in the N.E. for a very short time. I've been a lurker on this site for ages but thought i'd join and say "hello!" I've put an ad in the classified section selling my NUFC numberplate "MA61PES" if anyone wants to have a gander. Anyway, pleased to meet you all!
    6 points
  21. Yes, only fair that we should look at the whole situation.
    6 points
  22. Carl- “ Look pet, there’s a furry blowjob stool on sale at Aldi!” Mrs. Carl- “ Oh, nice,I’m just about to go to Aldi’s now “ Carl - “ “ Later… Mrs. Carl- “ Hi pet, I’m home. I got you something!” Carl- * pants off, sexy time! Mrs. Carl - “ Look, some beetroot crisps!” Carl-
    6 points
  23. They liked him, they loved him, they regarded him as one of the people. He was the People's Taker of the Fulwell and that is how he will stay, how he will remain in our hearts and our memories for ever.
    6 points
  24. Do they test their new stuff on you?
    6 points
  25. Battered probably.
    6 points
  26. Suck it up, nippers.
    6 points
  27. Nowt wrong with Ole. They're out of the relegation places. Financially stable.
    6 points
  28. He got a bounce off of the Cheeky Girls instead. Could be worse.
    6 points
  29. Do you keep telling yourself you’re not a boring cunt like?
    6 points
  30. Aye, Northern Ireland in the 70's. English cunts.
    6 points
  31. Guessing his home is a lean-to in the woods, scruffy lord of the rings looking twat.
    6 points
  32. The bairn started secondary school a couple of weeks ago. Within 3 days we were notified that 3 6th formers had tested positive and the whole of 6th form had to isolate whilst they waited on guidance from PHE which they couldn’t get because it was the weekend. A few days later one of the kids in J’s year tested positive. The guidance was for kids that had been in his immediate contact to isolate for 2 weeks but the rest of the year could come in. Siblings of the isolating kids were still instructed to come in as normal. It’s a shitshow. Icing on the cake was when the bairn came back
    6 points
  33. Lass to bloke: 'Ya yewzing that Lang stick cozza covid, marra?" Bloke to lass: "Nah, petal, it's coz ya minge is honking. FTM."
    6 points
  34. Think I know ugly mackem’s alter ego....it’s been there for years, hiding in plain sight....
    6 points
  35. Bruce as the var was being played....
    6 points
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