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Aye, but, one of those events was a truly historic momentous event, a true advancement for human kind. The other was just some blokes landing on a space rock.

I couldnt really care less about the result but that felt like a weirdly abnormal ratio of left footed penalty takers at the end there. Strange like. Hope this isn't a new trend. Lefties taking pens always give me the fear for some unexplainable reason.

Been reading too much of the Mail probably

So English teams won 2/3 last season . There were also two Italian teams in the CL semi finals. In 2019 two English teams got to the final. 2016 Real played Athletico. There are no discernible patterns and it’s indicative of the square root of fuck all

Typical if we get 5th and England loses the extra CL place

Just found out the ballet skirt was invented by the Chuckle Brothers. ...all right, never mind

2-1 to the mighty genocide committing mags. Dubravka to score directly from a goal kick.

Never mind

Morning all!

Wyki will google it for you.

I think they really miss Mahrez, he brought something totally different to the table. I mean they'll still probably do the double but Doku and Kovacic are miles off the level of Mahrez and Gundogan. And it's obvious from watching them this season.

It was incredibly boring from City. At least tonight they tried to give Haaland a bit more service than they did in the first leg but they still didn’t play to his strengths. When you have the best finisher in world football you at least have to give him a chance.

I filled my Escort up with diesel yesterday by mistake. She died.

That’s goodbye to fifth place in the CL now.

Washington Campanile?

Wasn't expecting that and neither was my 10 year old.

some canny escort girls at one, apparently.

Aye the building safety changes. That's mental. No wonder he left. My gaffer was called out to a job in Leeds a few weeks ago. Asked to go in a building, looked through the door and said nah, I am not off in there its dangerous and needs pulling down. He said its unsafe and needs cordoning off. It was ignored. Then Friday the façade fell down!

3 hours and nothing? Fucks sake Dougle

Never underestimate the power of Klopp's wobbling gob when it comes to gaining advantage from dodgy decisions... Never.

The top comment in that article. "Sukma Klems would have been creaming his kecks for a minute at the thought of them leaving." I don't know who he is on about, but it sounds funny 😂

I think it's a nothing to see here type of situation tbh: Amanda Staveley and Jamie Reuben resign as ‘Newcastle United’ Directors - Companies House - NUFC The Mag

@wykikitoon finally has a good word for someone and they're a fucking Tory MP

maybe even rivals adam pearson's menacing rant about everton supporters?!

2024 - Liverpool (inevitably) win it - fantastic achievement, prestigious award, endless repeats of Klopp's cowie jaw atop an open top bus through Liverpool on Sky, whilst we're told about his 'legacy'. 2025 - Newcastle win it - They should be winning it, with all that money spent, it's a tin pot trophy anyway - still failed to qualify for the champions league, can't believe the geordies are celebrating it, it's embarrassing. Calling it now. Bookmark it.

EPIC BANTZ!!!!

Another dodgy Tory cunt with a huge majority.

There was once a King only 12 inches tall. Terrible King, but made a great ruler.

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