Sima
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I can understand how based on twitter pish you could think that but I've had numerous pints with him in South Shields though, and he's a really canny kid. First time I turned out with him was 18 month ago or so and we had a really good laugh. The one thing about him though is he's massively keen on the alternative view. Loads of kids are like that, but so is he, if you think having a big cock is good he'll put an argument up for having a one incher. If you think there's nowt worse than piles, he'll argue till he's blue in the face that it's a good sign that your body is doing its' job. Overall though he's a reasonably intelligent accountant, who's decent patter in person but could dee with a haircut.
Needs to be on his gravestone.
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I stand by my judgement.
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I think my brain just melted thinking about that.
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Mental fuckers.
Notice all threads that even mention the word Wembley have been locked. I wonder if the mods are secretly embarrassed by the fucking cretins that inhabit that place?
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Couldn't give a shit.
I do live in Jarrow though, so maybe Stevie has a point.
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Is Paul Wyn still alive? I thought he would have eaten himself to death by now.
The fat pig.
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Take it these are just single documentaries as no Attenborough material and no The World at War which is still the greatest WWII documentary ever after 30+ years.
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That middle photo man
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Riotting in Wolverhampton and West Bromwich now, it's certainly not called the black country for nothing looking at these pictures.
Full of smoke? Or Coons?
Both?
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I have proof he reads this board too. I can't remember what me user name was on here at the time might have been "Tuco Ramirez", the toon were playing a pre season game last year, and they had the live Chronicle tracker where Ryder updates the crack every minutes and talks to various people, you know the crack. I used my TT username on this live chronicle site, he said something ridiculous like "Shola's workrate typically phenomenal today he's really put a shift in" * he wasn't being sarcastic, and I went ye naa what it is Lee you're an embarrassment to NUFC, quick as a flash he went "Stevie it's you who's the embarrassment" which proves he reads this board or how the fuck would he have known it was me. Oliver used to read it too, proven a number of times.
GUILTY!!
Another watertight case from Columbo
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How can there be any dispute over biggest club in the North East btw?
there is no dispute... Newcastle are the biggest club in north east
But some of you lot actually believe that Sunderland is a 'nothing' club and that your away followings are 'far superior' to ours. Its this total disregard that pisses us off.
Our home average attendances have been well over 40k for the past 5 seasons. We take thousands of fans all over the country and sell out almost every away game. Only ones we don't sell out are some night time games to be fair.
Newcastle are the bigger club, but the gap is nowhere near the 'gulf' that some of you claim it to be
bearing in mind the utter crap we have put up with since the mags were formed in 92 ....Sunderland the yoyo team etc, our attendances are brilliant.
These mackem younguns
If you take our biggest average attendance in the ten years prior to 92. 29,810 and our biggest average attendance in the Sky Era 52,032. That's an increase of 57%. Sunderland's largest average attendance in the ten years pre-Sky was 22,639 and post Sky revoloution 46,791. So what does that show other than mackems are mugs? It shows your gates increased by 106% while ours increased by only 74%. So you have more new fans than we do, it shows we've always been better supported, and our gates increased in general in line with the initial size of the fanbase pre sky, as we've generally ALWAYS been 2nd-7th best supported club in the country, we've been third now for years, so explain the 1992 fascination, and don't mention 1991, because I'll just make yous look like mugs.whats newcastles catchment area compared to Sunderlands btw out of interest info man ???
Yes, Sunderland is surrounded by The North Sea and some of your fans have died.
There's some more excuses for you.
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Who the fuck are High Force?
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Inter shirt is superb.
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So basically we all think he's crap then but there's a touch of "awww come on look the poor wee souls trying...sort of"
Basically
Tbh, I blame the people in charge for keep giving him contracts. It's difficult to believe how long he's been at the club. KK is the only one who seems to have seen through him. Apparently he's awesome in training though
Allardyce thought he was shit as well tbf
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Yeah whatever you thick Mag bell-ends. We're oh so jealous and oh so obsessed!
I mean, how can we possibly live up to your amazing trophy haul? Your soap opera owner, your fat, thick as fuck fans? Don't forget the stadium thats a piece of hotch potch shite where you need binoculars to see whats happening on the pitch at the highest point. How can we live up to the amazingly passionate support? The boycoutting, the chanting... the smashing up of phone boxes.
Its funny as fuck listening to some of the shit your idiot fans come out with, "one of the biggest clubs in the country", "deserving of European football every year", "the fans are the most long suffering in the country".
And we're the deluded ones? Aye right.
6>4.
Fuck off
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Mine. Cacapa narrowly missing out.
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Fergie? Why should he let showbiz tittle tattle disrupt his preparations for the biggest game of the season?
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The scream from the woman after it got stuck
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Zinedine Kilbane?
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@WayneRooney areet Wayne will you RT this. This girl is on The Apprentice tonight and she wants more followers @Hmm_Milligan cheers wor kidNothing sadder on twitter than tools begging the stars "its my birthday pls pls RT will be the happiest day of my life"
Not much difference tbh
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As harsh as it is, the way he went on at Ibrox after the final whistle a few weeks back will make these things happen.
He is a prick
Generic small time football blather thread
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Darlow, isn't it?