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Red Devil

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  1. :):blush: What is it they say about sincere forms of flattery lol



    *straightens tie*


    Hellllooooooooooo, Ellie.




    Ahaha mucho's liko's that smilie, can I nick it, can I can I?


    (Thats why I don't get out much, too easily excited and I have accidents :rolleyes: )

    so does Snakehips Ellie...be careful :(


    :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: on that note I'm back to Bobcat for ten minutes before I have to get back on to the special bus, It was murder to get out in the wash last time :(


    Cheerio xxxx (<-----andother reason for girlie girls to be banned from TT :icon_lol: )




    Shocked at what is a filthy comment lol!!


    keep it up

  2. Im not talking about man boobs Im talking about Chicks who are more like men like Katie lawlor should a women be a women or is it ok for them to be laddets ?


    Is there anyone you know who could be a pretty bird but are more like a guezzer !!

  3. Aye, right <_<



    My missus is a feather pillow with a smiley face drawn on it but I aint complaining







    Her name is Cathy love cuddling up to her after a session a just falling to sleep next to her .

  4. I am pretty sure you called yourself a milf but at the very least about 10 posts into joining you had already told us you were 5' 3", brunette, size8 and a 32DD :)



    someone asked. I answered. I am. Didn't say I didn't have a face like a bull dog.


    should I have said 4'9", mousey, size 26 and 40F?


    Can I amend my first answer now please, apparently you lot prefer a bit-o-bullshit.



    Someone asked you for photographic evidence that you are a woman, instead you posted up your stats. Hardly asking the direct question was he? :(


    Since you have been here you have done the "ohhh look at me, I am a lass and I say naughty things. When i take my boy to football everyone looks at me" shite.


    This is why people doubt you are a woman, you try too hard.


    piss off, I don't try at all. If you really want me to be a man I'll be a man. Would that make you feel better? My son doesn't go to football anymore, He decided he didn't like it.


    I don't say naughty things. FFS. I say fuck, wow! I say gash, wow! Should I call it my pink girlie bits instead, Would that make you happy?


    From now on everyone should say: oh dear me, back off bully, vagina and penis.


    lets all be ever so polite and anatomically correct. The forum police are about <_<


    grow up and back off bully.



    Go sister lol!!


    Good come back and if this was a boxing fight I have you ahead on the score cards



    Seconds out Round ten

  5. I am pretty sure you called yourself a milf but at the very least about 10 posts into joining you had already told us you were 5' 3", brunette, size8 and a 32DD <_<



    someone asked. I answered. I am. Didn't say I didn't have a face like a bull dog.


    should I have said 4'9", mousey, size 26 and 40F?


    Can I amend my first answer now please, apparently you lot prefer a bit-o-bullshit.



    Men just like a decent rack and nice boat race and a nice arse you have them and your laughing .


    If you carry any of the following problems your fucked


    - Big nose

    - 10 extra stone

    - Huge feet

    - Green teeth

    - Acne

    - A bad smell down bellow


    If you carry all of these Id go to closest vets and ask to be put down as soon as possible to save distress to the general public.

  6. Surely Xisco was more pointless, and Bullard - cost a lot and barely played, offering nothing. I'm sure Berbatov has been at least 7 times more useful than either of them, so pound for pound has been less pointless



    LOL!! Surely Hull have a case to sue Fulham for selling them damaged goods why the hell his Hull sign him Fulham were reluctant to give him a new contract even though he'd been there best player for a few years .


    Football has gone mad

  7. Whoever wrote that is a dounut to be honest lol!!


    On the subject though when will the big man stand down I hope he chooses the right time to walk away because it would be a hugely sad day for him to walk away on a season of decline .


    If we win the league and Champions league this season he will of achieved more than he could ever dream of and I cant see how he can better it his age is catching up with him and Liverpool are getting stronger every year so he should use his head and say goodbye .


    I say that out of respect for the man it pains me to say it but all good things have to end so why not go out the ultimate.

  8. FYI


    I never said I was a MILF, a ladette or one of the boys, nor do i think any of you have any desire to roll around with me.


    If you think me speaking my mind is uncouth, then tough, I must be uncouth.


    I like the banter and being on here staves off the boredom on a lonely night.


    The way people react to my comments says more about themselves than it does about me.


    Obviously Fish, Danny B and Chez are not my biggest fans, that has been very obvious since I first joined but truthfully, and this may come as a shock to them, but I don't really give a fuck. The majority of the board has been welcoming and friendly(ish in their own special ways eg. wacky) and that is why I keep coming back. I also have a good few friends on here, who know me, who I am, and what I am like. I've never lied about who I am or what I do.


    I am not out to impress, just out for a laugh. If folk want to join in with me then thats great but if you don't like it, then get over it, you don't have to comment. its your choice to post on here just as it is mine.



    Im sorry this thread turned into a war against you soccermum if you like to speak your mind fair enough .


    The thing is that foot in your Avatar is so god dam sexy we are expecting a page three model but what we got was a Jo Brand attitude and a grizzly blokes voice in our heads .


    Why not post a picture to end all this speculation.

  9. 13 goals and 10 assists.


    Not exactly 30 mil material but certainly not pointless by any means, especially with the amount of class they have up front.


    Whoever wrote that needs to have a word.



    You talk alot of sense as a United fan who goes to the games more often then not I have from time to time wondered whether it was the right move to sign him .


    But I thought he played well yesterday and his control and pass for Teves goal was class .


    Maybe he is a little slower then his team mates and I think that is the reason why he is getting less shots in at United because of his lack of pace to keep up with our breaks .


    The outcome of this is this really Id rather he played for us then against so therefore he is usefull option .

  10. I think he would be a decent player in a team at the other end of the table sometimes good players struggle when a team is struggling look at the west ham team that went down a few years ago who would of thought Joe Cole , Michael Carrick and a few other decent players would of played so bad as to get relegated .

  11. Im going for Newcastle 3-0 to be honest Boro are in dire straights with two good players and 9 dodgy ones they are on a one way ticket to the Coca cola league !!



    As for the Geordie boys you will be ok I think tonight will be the start of the surge that will see Hull replace you in the bottom three making it Boro bottom Hull second bottom and West brom third bottom come the end of the season .

  12. All in all women on forums is a must and a forum needs a little female attention . Soccermum from what Ive seen so far on here is either carrying a bigger pair of balls than me or like someone posted that old tart of eastenders shirly .


    Watch out soccermum Phil mitchell is coming round tonight with his bottle of whisky .

  13. As a Manchester United fan maybe people would think Im ignorent to the bottom of the table but I aint please please Newcastle relegate Hull you deserve prem status more than this club !


    For me Hull is a big city but they need a few up and down seasons before we accept them Newcastle is a respescted club so please survive !!

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