Zulu

Did they point out to you that you cannot drink alcohol in those rooms on match days? They even empty the minibars. (Well, they did three or four years ago - it might have changed.) They won't stop you having a dump though.

This.

It's so crass it's just - awesome! I cannot believe what these muppets are putting you lot through. You couldn't make it up.

Sorry to piss on your bonfire but he's not at Bolton now because he was shite - and I mean truly shite. (I speak with authority, having witnessed a number of shite Bolton players amidst the gems in recent years.) I think you should go for him - big style.

Comprehensively gash, from all accounts. Having said that, I believe it was his first competitive game since May.

Do us a favour and fuckin' do one, Zorro Oooooh! Get her!

He discovered he was fooked. Those Morecambe players pissing past him must have come as a bit of a shock. I must say, it does make some of the earlier posts in this thread look very comical.

Apart from when we play Blackburn Rovers on November 22. Or do you work to a different calendar than the rest of us? Just wondering like. Apologies for allowing facts to get between you and your prejudice.

Swap deal for Nolan.... as for the other - Wycombe Wanderers he is a complete donkey - wtf would we want him for esp as Kadar is cover for Taylor and Colo This - from one who knows!

But the wheels fall off when you don't get the best players - or even "sort of alright" players either. That's your issue, guys.

What's a "top-end Championship club"?

If Ashley were to ask me how he could possibly make your situation more desperate and comical than it already is then I would suggest appointing O'Leary as manager on a four-year contract. I would also urge caution, as you must all go over the edge at some point. That point is getting closer. Taking all inter-club rivalry to one side, you don't deserve this.

Be very wary of anybody who says "we" when they mean "I". Unless it's our own dear Queen, of course. God bless her.

... or Fulham.

Lots of speculation around our forum that we might be the bidders. I think he's just past his sell-by date myself. Judging by most of the comments on here I might be right. We shall see.

Where would Bolton be if Assley had been running it like he's ran NUFC for the past 2 years? We're utter , but then with what Assley has done to us it wouldn't exactly matter too much (to our present position) if we'd started off as Man U. It must be said that Assley brings another perspective to football club administration.

This.

As Tom says, I'm not saying we're great, just that this years Premiership is 4 top class sides, three or four good sides, and 13 shit teams. (Swap us for Hull and the statement would still hold true btw) I just look at that league and as shown my predictions are pretty likely. I can't see dark horses or surprise packages (qalthough I suppose that's the point of surprise packages) but you see my point. Burnly play decent football going forward but are shit at the back so they'll tumble, the other teams haven't really improved their lot, other than Man City, and even they haven't bought in the positions they were most weak. Don't take offence lad, we're all shit. I know Fish, I take your point. Unfortunately the PL has been like that for a few years now. If you strip all the media bullshit away it's not that clever. Whisper it on here though. I reckon the surprise package might be the Mackems this year. Mister Potato Head is putting together a pretty good squad.

Top man! Thanks.

LOL! By the way, Tom. Seeing as you're admin, can you change my members tag from a standard one to one with a BWFC badge on? (Some members may not have realised how shite our club badge is, you see!)

I enjoy reading this site, honestly. I do my best not to get into "my club's better than your club" conversations - because they are a waste of time. But sometimes it's impossible to let the bait flow by. All the clubs highlighted, including mine (Bolton), might be shit - but they are all in the Premier League. I thought this last year had given you a massive reality check. Obviously not massive enough. Still, it's fortunate that not all NUFC fans are so blind.

Aye you've got a point. Did anyone see the BBC news earlier? Some bloke who runs an Ipswich fanzine claiming that he wasn't Newcastle's Sir Bobby as we turned him down as a kid, his heart was always with Ipswich first. FFS - football has lost a great man and this clown is playing 'first dibs'. Idiot! He actually chose Fulham over Newcastle iirc, rather than being rejected by us. In any case I think we all know and understand why Sir Bobby had a very deep affection for Ipswich due to the fantastic things he achieved there. Correct. He played for Fulham and West Bromwich Albion in the Football League. He never played for Ipswich Town (He managed them, with great success, of course). I really don't know where the Ipswich fanzine guy is coming from here.

One of those rare occasions when you hear a piece of news and feel genuine sadness. Bobby Robson was a man who epitomised all that was good in our game. Rest in peace, Sir Bobby from a Bolton Wanderers fan.

When I try to view the link it says "Sorry Bolton Zulu, you are banned from this forum. Fuck off." Whilst I find that a trifle harsh I do admire their candid approach.

Bet you wish that you were competing at Bolton's level now.