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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Howmanheyman replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I quite prefer the shit hole that was Blundell Park. Some good memories of games down there. Besides there's too many old stadiums with character which are now gone where their replacements are flat pack, soulless carbon copy non-entities. Value what you have.
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When he spoke to the likes of Yosser Hughes, it was just a television drama programme, Rob. I can imagine him giving more benign looks to the remains of dog excrement on his expensive shoes than two badly dressed, alcoholic breath, forty somethings with a 1984 replica NUFC shirt on and slurred speech about being 2-0 up on aggregate in Lisbon and blowing it etc, etc. Anyway, how you keeping?
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"Mr McFaul, I'm your surgeon, Doctor Split-Arse, there was a bit of a mishap with your documents and another patients, I'm afraid we've performed the wrong operation on you." "What you trying to say, Doc? Give it to me straight, don't pull any punches." "You might want to change your name to Stephanie."
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I had an unfortunate incident last time I was in offshore about three years ago.
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He's fucking ruined it now. Damn him and his bravado smoking jackets.
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He needs to stop colouring his hair, it looks ridiculous, (or rediculous if you're CT).
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Some positive aspects to yesterday, no doubt, liked Colback, thought Janmaat showed promise defending, but we still have Pards, Obertan, Dummett, still need a CB and still need a striker, (zero shots on target, people). Would like to have seen De Jong yesterday so looking forward to him hopefully making the Villa game.
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The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread
Howmanheyman replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in Newcastle Forum
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By the way, early on Charlie Nicholas didn't seem to impressed with our new signings in particular noting we'd took on De Jong even though he didn't set the place alight last year.
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Are they going to mention Swansea?
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Missed their game but think I'll listen to BT's post mortem, they sound gutted a bit like last year when we beat them.
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Pleased it seems to have went well, Melonheed Stevie.
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I thought that was the nurses job? (Or was your mate not with Bupa?)
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His craic would make an onion cry.
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I took my girls to the Cardiff cup game last season, when we were getting beat and we had a free kick and he was doing his starjump routine in front of their keeper I honestly felt like going on the pitch and saying something to him along the lines of, oh I don't know, sort of, "What are you fucking doing, man, you utter fucking bell end, you're an idiot. Nobodies fooled." You know, something like that.
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He'll probably come out of his op speaking with an accent from the West Indies, mon.
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A bit like me listening to his commentating except I don't get as far as 30 mins.
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I've got David Kelly's match worn shirt from around 1992-93, I can't sell it and wouldn't want to but I did want to see how much it worth so I e-mailed classic sshirts and they offered me £100 for it. You could do worse than get in touch with 'The Back Page' as they sell some player shirts and a similar one to mine was going for about £800-£900 last time I looked and that was a subs shirt, mine was number nine.
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Phil had his phone on speed dial constant repeat as well.