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Howmanheyman

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  1. All the best, mate.
  2. CT will be like a dog with two cocks now.
  3. "Must travel back in time and get microwave. Will asda still sell them?"
  4. The only place I can't grow hair is on the top of my head. Your beard was a good effort to be fair but it suits your Cain Dingle look.
  5. Cameroon and Bosnia. And my work one....... Colombia and Greece.
  6. In two sweepstakes I've got Cameroon, Bosnia, Switzerland and Colombia. If I fell in a skip full of tits and vaginas I'd come out sucking my thumb.
  7. Can mine be drawn again on account my name isn't 'Howmamheymam'?
  8. Fucking slower than the World Cup draw itself, this man!
  9. Gemmill needs four. One for him, one for his lass, one for the cat and one for the roomba.
  10. Steve Coogan/Gerry Adams is a Muslim?
  11. I'll stick another two quid in. If someone who hasn't paid already wants my extra spot just use the extra £2 in the toontastic fund instead.
  12. Ken on the other hand owns more than one property. In Australia. You should be twinned with CT in the UK who is the same.
  13. Fish giving Essembee a run for his money. Essembee = Mackems/Sunderland Fish = Scousers/Liverpool By the way, beards, (not stubble) look fucking atrocious on all the twenty/thirty something hipsters I've seen so far. Chuck a Granda style cap on and it reaches a new level of ridiculous. I'm sure you buck that trend though, Fish.
  14. 'He's always being linked to big clubs' is he? This from the same bloke who felt our natural place in the football world was around 10th wasn't it? Another wanker that should be nowhere near this club.
  15. He can always mutter loudly to himself whilst spending some of the previously saved cash in the event of an imminent relegation battle later on this year.
  16. Fours years old? Get him something in a big cardboad box, make it into a den and watch a happy contented child play for ages. Chuck toy out 12 months later when it's beyond any reasonable doubt he never, ever, ever plays with it. Ever. Keep the box though.
  17. How much to bring in a load of Amalfitano's or Goslings? Is this Spanish kid earmarked for the reserves? We might end up with a lot of signings, my guess is at least half will be bought not on ability but on affordability or transfer clauses.
  18. Aye, who do we think we are? 55,000 screaming Geordies collectively writing an article where we claim to be the dominant North-East club. What Mag Kernts we all are.
  19. There's always the January window if he thinks we need substantial player 'trading' to keep us in the division.
  20. He definitely got a guilty semi on when he painted on the black & white stripes, mind.
  21. They reckon he's from Boldon, so I hear.
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