Howmanheyman

Get into the cunts.

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

Turned it off, their commentator gets far too excited when they have possession in the QPR half as if it's a good chance. It's bizarre.

Just put their game on for five minutes. There's a fair few having a piss at the minute. Official attendance, 43,665

Cool. (I was talking about Phil Foden).

Well @Renton, you at least got one of the gang to go. "Hurry up current Mrs Gemmill!!!! We're going to miss Venus, man!"

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that'll be the best cup game today. Over to NUFC.

VAR needs to fuck off, like.

One of the massive lads would've buried it.

They've had some good chances. Home to a championship club in a QF, must be nice.

"One is snot amucused."

He was promising, decent player but didn't have any pace iirc? Plus was in a struggling side.

Aye. 👍

He's a young charva looking forward for Man City with a medieval haircut.

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about?

That cup final replay is probably my first football memory although a bit blurry.

She almost always does it, I said try something else in Rome but she asked anyway, said something about the customer being right, the lass serving was Scandinavian and said the chef wouldn't do it but she'd ask anyway. Anyway she got her pineapples.* *In a little dish by the side of her pizza.

Aahh. Gwen Stefani.

It was a freelance MLF photographer taking Beatrice's photo to sell on when..... MLF: "Beyatriss, Beyatriss! Just a quick futo of ya, if ya dint mind, aye, just like that...... Fuck that! Get out of the waya, Beyatriss! It's big Sam! Big Sam the Mag relagayata! Can ah have a qwickey pic, Sam? Aye?..... Gerrin! Ah bet ya loved relagayating the mags anaarl, Sam?"

The missus asked for pineapple on her pizza in a little place around the corner from where we staying in Rome a few years ago. Me;

TNT just putting Liverpool as their number one match tonight, Liverpool who were 5-1 up from the first leg and are at home for the second and are currently 4-0 up after 35 mins and 9-1 on aggregate. (Villa and Brighton are playing Ajax and Roma).

"It'll be them Some, us nurn or wurn, aah nair, see."