Howmanheyman
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Stick to the spreadsheets, lads.
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Don't know about wasps but you can tell it's that time of the year again, unbelievably got stung by a bee leaving Sainsbury's yesterday. £5.99 for a fucking jar of honey!
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9 hours ago, The Fish said:
You also need a sweypa keypa. FTM.
MLF'dYP.
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Just sitting on my break with sky news in the background, just saw a clip of a grinning Klopp giving a Liverpool shirt to a sports presenter with 'Jacqui' on the back and she's squealing like a little girl shouting 'no way!' before hugging him. She's been around for years and is an experienced sports journalist. Think I've just added a little bit of sick to the cappuccino I was drinking.
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49 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Absolutely crackers. It's as ridiculous as me insisting that Wideopen is twinned with Sydney. Complete bollocks, nobody cares, and I'd get nothing but ridicule for doing it. But on this dozy cunt ploughs.
What is he getting out of it? They don't care, in fact they've gone out of their way to debunk his claims, but he still insists they're going steady. Fucking weirdo.
Why does Bilbao black cat think Graham Milton is annoyed with him? He's clearly laughing at him like everyone else is?
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Priest: "Son, do want to give me your confession on your deathbed?"
OJ: "Yes, father. I actually did murder my wi....."
Priest: "Yes, we know that one, anything else before you go?"
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11 minutes ago, ewerk said:
Mike Ashley reading that....
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Watched the original Star wars from the 1950s, here's the trailer for it......
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17 hours ago, The Fish said:
What he should do, is not present as a cunt and maybe the manager will put their match on one of the TVs?
Works for me when I want the Newcastle game on instead of one of the Manchester clubs.
Aye but the manager thought you were from the Newton and Ridley brewery secretly assessing his bar so was on his best behaviour.
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11 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:
Im taking the day off work for it.I'm taking the week.
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He was feweming and decided to boycoutt the shop and shout abuse at it after he'd been ejected from the premises but rayalised that could be constrewed as mag bayhavior so got himself so confewsed working out a solewetion to his problem he went home, informed his fellow MLFs then spontaneously combusted with frustration.
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10 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:
FFS ! Guess who is a guest on Sky Sports News tonight...a clue, he's a fat fuckin' bacon lovin' fraud.
The quality of sky's pundits and guests are second to none tbf. Bruce, Clinton Morrison, Dawson, the fat Scottish striker for Rangers, Merson, Sue Smith's useless twin, (Lee Hendrie), the Scouse referee and that's just the ones off the top of my head and I hardly watch it. Their crown jewels are the tedious Neville and Carragher and they're only on for the fellation of Liverpool and Man United fans.
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Le Tissier would make a tremendous MLF if he finds some kind of family link?
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@wykikitoonfilmed on one of his nice, quiet bike rides around t'Yurkshu where he's just minding his own business and really enjoying life UNTIL SOME CUNT GETS IN HIS, I SAY, GETS IN HIS ROAD, LIKE.
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40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Ok, old skool pannini sticker dudes. ASSEMBLE! 😀
Today in 1976 the greatest football strips in the history of football were released in a blizzard of publicity as illustrated below 😆
Name the 7 players, one went on to play for Newcastle, another went on to win the European cup
@Toonpack you’re banned from taking part due to you very likely being at school with at least one of them
Only ones I know is Alan Rough, Kenny Dalglish, Danny McGrain and Willie Miller. The others look vaguely familiar but can't pin them?
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6 hours ago, Alex said:
Going out of his way to find evidence to support a narrative which only exists in his head isn’t (of course) utterly bizarre or cringeworthy though.
1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:In trying to find the link he uses terminology like “proven beyond a doubt” but it won’t be accepted unless “concrete evidence” is presented. 😂
Desperate Dan
Desperate Man
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JFK: "Which one's St. Peter?"
St. Peter: "Me."
(You know the rest).
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CT's tache! (Tache!)
Always believe in the taaache,
It's never tickled a gash,
It's indestructible
Always believe iiin
CT's tache! (Tache)......
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"Get in that queue and NO TRUDGING! Yes I'm talking to you with the ginger tache!"
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No false grin, klopp? What gives?
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Neville always does Man U games, Carragher always does Liverpool matches.
Sky production team member: "Who's going to do the game when they play each other?"
Sky Producer:
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Just put the game of the century on now as I was out so missed the (I'm assuming), understated build up. The sky erections for this game apparently visible from space so they reckon.
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4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Btw, note it’s “our member “ as opposed to “one of our members”
Is there anything more sad than unrequited love? 😔
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Of course we start going on a run of some sort now. Martin Dubravkas going down easy to annoy a portuguese bloke Mags vs Anges great attacking side who have actually scored less than us whatevers.
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