Howmanheyman
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Absolute shit game for sky but they'll have got their wank with Liverpool winning so not all bad for them today.
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1 minute ago, Renton said:
You're literally 24 hours too late. It's been added to Parsnip now. Trouble is, there wasn't just one thread, for instance when we were 3-1down apparently several gloating threads came out. They're all merged into one megathread which makes no chronological sense.
The actual match thread was 76 pages BTW, and was very funny.
I bet it was.
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Went to have a look at our match thread on there but it's unavailable.
They are truly pathetic on there.
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18 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
Today is my last day as an employee, as at midnight tonight I will be officially retired 😀
Feels a bit weird tbh, but no more digging us out of a hole due to Indians fucking up software and yanks setting up worthless meetings with no accounting for time difference (which I decline anyway, but it grated a tad).
AND when go-live date of my ridiculously expensive project is imminent and shit’s hit the fan because something’s broken, no more accountants pestering me about “why haven’t you authorised that invoice for $5 yet” (which is the best bit to be leaving behind tbh).
Hope you enjoy it, TP!
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13 hours ago, Diego21 said:
Today I was eating at home with my father.
We watched the first half of the game together in the living room (where I have a TV with the station to watch football) and, at half-time, we went to eat in the kitchen.
I took a little longer than the 15 minute break, so when I returned to the room, we were already losing 1-3. My father, meanwhile, has been left washing the dirty dishes.
Good. Well, around the 70th minute, more or less, he went to see how the game was going. He has seen that 1-3 and has gotten a little lost... But no. He came back every 2-3 minutes to see how we were doing and every time he came we scored.
In the end, he has left the kitchen half-cleaned and has come to watch the final minutes, just to check Barnes' last arrow.
Yes friends. My father is already a Newcastle fan.
So 'washing the dishes' is the Spanish version of the Geordie 'lucky piss'? Like it, Diego.
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
Women on final score just said it was 4-4 at our game 😂
Women ✅
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Just now, Chaser said:
Can't fucking believe it. First time I've turned off early this season, went out on the bike on the 65th minute and only stopped now to see how bad it ended! I'm going to have to watch the replay for the scenes.
I turned it off at 1-3 but turned it back on and saw goals 2 and 3, quickly nipped into the kitchen and missed the winner!
Just saw the celebrations.
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Craigc seems like a canny kid, welcome to the board.
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Just turned it back on to as Longstaff had that shot.
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Can't believe what I just saw there. Atrocious.
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2 minutes ago, toonotl said:
Debruv has fainted from vertigo from rushing out of his 6-yard box.
Rushing and not getting it.
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Krafth playing him on, Dubravka too slow, we're so missing joelinton in midfield and Pope in goal to name just two.
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5 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
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41 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:
Took me a while to translate that sentence back into English.
I'd just gotten up from night shift, mea culpa.
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Depends what team we can put out? I always fancy us against West Ham as I think we don't usually do too bad against them. (All teams in claret, actually).
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3 hours ago, strawb said:
Usually run out of things to say to each other after 3 days, warn her she is going to burn, end up having a row.
Very early on in our relationship I told her it was great how we were so comfortable with each other that we didn't always need to talk and it was a comfortable silence. I wasn't really lying and she agreed/fell for it. She forgets sometimes these days and talks away if I'm not interested but I put that down to her maturing as a woman and the natural feminine need to hear her own voice if I'm reading or watching something. Anyway, that burn scenario will happen just the other way around.
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1 hour ago, Sonatine said:
Who didn't love this a kid, man?
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12 minutes ago, ewerk said:
If you're not careful on who you follow or who the people you follow, follow then this is a annual meme the hard of thinking like to put on once a year on twitter unless it's a parody? (It's sometimes hard to tell these days).
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It's Easter so I might watch Ben Hur if I end up with nothing to do. I'll tag @Gemmillin this post so he doesn't miss it.
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2 hours ago, trophyshy said:
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Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton.
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I'm at work tonight and tomorrow night when this is on, we'll have to see if the good luck charm has moved jobs with me. Fuck knows what the team will be?