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  • Birthday 02/17/1972

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  1. Was at the lights outside freeman when he was leaving after recovery and instinctively gave him the v's. Genuinely believe my act played a part in him leaving.
  2. Both Kiln and brinkburn brewery are good down the ouseburn. Cookhouse also nearby.
  3. First angle in motd showed it to be almost perfect, ball was dipping and he was on it, fella just nipped it first.
  4. There’s a bloke lives somewhere close to me who’s the spitting dabs of charnley. feel sorry for the lad as I bet he’s sound, but can’t help look at him with suspicion/contempt every time he passes. imagine being him, eh?
  5. I once waited to greet Peter Beardsley at some event, and when he appeared out the lift I walked over, offered my hand, and said “hello I’m Peter Beardsley”
  6. This is good to read. My mother bought me and the mrs tickets for it, and I was anticipating a long night. He also commissioned an impressive picture of the area which was up at the Laing a while ago. huge arial image of the Tyne from Walker to wide open pretty much, with little family anecdotes here and there...I think. i haven’t done it justice, to be fair.
  7. Would be like the Battle of Britain but with ftm banners attached
  8. Innit standard characters of any five a side set up I guess. The lad who only ever plays upfront constantly blasting it. the kid who had trials but fell short. the Scott sellars the lad who can’t play at all and you wonder why he does it to him self week after week the cattermole etc
  9. Played football with the lad for a while. Five aside. Absolute crackerjack and no mistake. you’d be knocking the ball around a bit ‘warming up’ and pass it to him in goal, always in goal, and he’d keep the fucker for ages, practising his throw outs against the wall. Off the wall and back to himself a dozen or more times. This while the rest of us chat amongst ourselves.
  10. It was fun taking the lad through the strawberry trying to find the fella with tickets offered on here - he’d seen nowt like it. Found the bloke and he would only take 40 of the 60 odd face value, so the boy got a scarf hoyed into the bargain. Cheers Blackpool fan! ill have to take the boy more often. Second game and he’s on a 6 nowt aggregate. Loved the effort put in and a bizarrely thrilling relief to be excited about our flair at times. Predicted Kennedy to score so kid thinks I know about football. sat right next to away fans, all peaky blinder caps and “sack the cunt”. any spares, let me know lads....
  11. Nothing awkward at all about waiting with my 9yr old lad outside the ground for the tickets, nothing at all no sir.
  12. Cheers - will pm you my number.
  13. I’d be interested pool, let me know if they’re still about.
  14. “Where’s Algeria?” ”whey it cannit be far, they gan yem fo tha dinner”
  15. Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’
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