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  1. Rondon's rusty bullet holes V Huddersfield Town

    First angle in motd showed it to be almost perfect, ball was dipping and he was on it, fella just nipped it first.
  2. Lee Charnley

    There’s a bloke lives somewhere close to me who’s the spitting dabs of charnley. feel sorry for the lad as I bet he’s sound, but can’t help look at him with suspicion/contempt every time he passes. imagine being him, eh?
  3. Rafa Benitez

    I once waited to greet Peter Beardsley at some event, and when he appeared out the lift I walked over, offered my hand, and said “hello I’m Peter Beardsley”
  4. Gigs 2019

    This is good to read. My mother bought me and the mrs tickets for it, and I was anticipating a long night. He also commissioned an impressive picture of the area which was up at the Laing a while ago. huge arial image of the Tyne from Walker to wide open pretty much, with little family anecdotes here and there...I think. i haven’t done it justice, to be fair.
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    Would be like the Battle of Britain but with ftm banners attached
  6. Rafa Benitez

    Innit standard characters of any five a side set up I guess. The lad who only ever plays upfront constantly blasting it. the kid who had trials but fell short. the Scott sellars the lad who can’t play at all and you wonder why he does it to him self week after week the cattermole etc
  7. Rafa Benitez

    Played football with the lad for a while. Five aside. Absolute crackerjack and no mistake. you’d be knocking the ball around a bit ‘warming up’ and pass it to him in goal, always in goal, and he’d keep the fucker for ages, practising his throw outs against the wall. Off the wall and back to himself a dozen or more times. This while the rest of us chat amongst ourselves.
  8. It was fun taking the lad through the strawberry trying to find the fella with tickets offered on here - he’d seen nowt like it. Found the bloke and he would only take 40 of the 60 odd face value, so the boy got a scarf hoyed into the bargain. Cheers Blackpool fan! ill have to take the boy more often. Second game and he’s on a 6 nowt aggregate. Loved the effort put in and a bizarrely thrilling relief to be excited about our flair at times. Predicted Kennedy to score so kid thinks I know about football. sat right next to away fans, all peaky blinder caps and “sack the cunt”. any spares, let me know lads....
  9. Southampton tickets

    Nothing awkward at all about waiting with my 9yr old lad outside the ground for the tickets, nothing at all no sir.
  10. Southampton tickets

    Cheers - will pm you my number.
  11. Southampton tickets

    I’d be interested pool, let me know if they’re still about.
  12. The OFFICIAL Transfer Rumours Thread 2018 -2019

    “Where’s Algeria?” ”whey it cannit be far, they gan yem fo tha dinner”
  13. 3 Questions For Ashley

    Why would you ask him anything other than ‘what will it take to get you to fuck off?’
  14. VAR... really??

    Was thinking last night that it could put an end to fuckers diving for pens completely. Loved how brave the ref was. This could make the game more honest. We’ll see better goals as a result of it - i love seeing a player get clipped a couple of times and go on to score, the way you’d see the likes of Ben arfa or Gascogne run, with nothing but a blind desire to score. the annoying thing for me is willian could’ve taken the extra step and shot, but has learned to dive instead for a pretty much nailed on penalty goal. we might also see better defending in terms of good honest tackling - defenders playing a brave, aggressive game without having to mitigate against practised cheating. to summarise, i fucking hate diving and think this will sort it out.
  15. Feeling positive about this either way. Assuming Rafa plays a reserve/youth team, we either win and see him hailed as the tactical genius he is......or we lose, sky, Twitter and the rest gan mental, resulting in a collective siege mentality within the team galvanising us to mid table safety. think I’d prefer the latter on balance.

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