Jimbo

Apparently his crunch talks with Ashley, planned for after the Chelsea match have been cancelled.

You're always moaning about something. Aye and you're a little ray of sunshine yourself

Trailer for the new Star Trek movie is out http://www.startrekmovie.com/ looks like JJ Abrams is going to "do a George Lucas" to the original series.

Confirmed, no Taylor, lets just hope he goes with Enrique - Bassong - Coloccini - Beye

about 3 weeks I think.

Scrap that, I've found the exact game, its called touch physics, its 59p on the apps store

Cheers dude, it's in the post.....

Just heard from the insurance company....... They are paying out !!!

Seems to have been kicking around on the internet in varrious forms for years, good to see that it's finally out.

There is a very similar app for the iPod Touch and iPhone called Trace, and it is bloody marvelous and it's free if memory serves me correctly.

To cut to the chase, it is suggesting that "first contact" has already taken place and that there was a trade between high-level groups on Earth with Alien beings in which it was agreed they could have territory on Earth in exchange for technological information.

A purported message from al Qaeda's deputy leader posted on Islamist Web sites on Wednesday told President-elect Barack Obama that "a heavy legacy of failure and crimes awaits you." Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri threatened President-elect Barack Obama in an Internet message. Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri threatened President-elect Barack Obama in an Internet message. In the video, Ayman al-Zawahiri, al Qaeda's No. 2, castigated Obama's foreign policy stances on Afghanistan and Israel and ridiculed the president-elect's worldview. Al-Zawahiri compared Obama unfavorably to the late Malcolm X, an African-American militant who adopted Islam. Al-Zawahiri and Osama bin Laden are believed to be hiding in the tribal areas of Pakistan. Al-Zawahiri can be heard saying, "In you and in Colin Powell, [Condoleezza] Rice and your likes, the words of Malcolm X (may Allah have mercy on him) concerning 'house Negroes' are confirmed." "House Negroes" is the English translation of the Arabic term "house slaves." It shows a still image of Malcolm X on a Muslim prayer rug in a mosque; then images of Obama, wearing a Jewish skullcap, at the Western Wall in Jerusalem, and video of al-Zawahiri. It is entitled, "The departure of Bush and the arrival of Obama." The audio message is more than 11 minutes long. CNN has not been able to confirm its authenticity. "You have reached the position of president, and a heavy legacy of failure and crimes awaits you. A failure in Iraq to which you have admitted, and a failure in Afghanistan to which the commanders of your army have admitted," the message said. The speaker also said Obama's stance of pulling troops from Iraq and sending them to Afghanistan "is a policy which was destined for failure before it was born." "If you still want to be stubborn about America's failure in Afghanistan, then remember the fate of Bush and Pervez Musharraf, and the fate of the Soviets and British before them," the message said. "And be aware that the dogs of Afghanistan have found the flesh of your soldiers to be delicious, so send thousands after thousands to them." The message said Obama appears "to be captive to the same criminal American mentality towards the world and towards the Muslims." The speaker cited Muslims' ire toward Obama's support of Israel. The message said Obama represents the "direct opposite of honorable black Americans" like Malcolm X. The message also made reference to Obama's Muslim father and his Christian religion. "You were born to a Muslim father, but you chose to stand in the ranks of the enemies of the Muslims, and pray the prayer of the Jews, although you claim to be Christian, in order to climb the rungs of leadership in America. "And so you promised to back Israel, and you threatened to strike the tribal regions in Pakistan, and to send thousands more troops to Afghanistan, in order for the crimes of the American crusade in it to continue," the message said

"What is going on? Something very sinister is going on. Polls reveal that over 90% of the Americans people believe in UFO's and 95% of these people believe the government is keeping this knowledge from the public. But Why? Are they afraid the people will panic if an "Official" announcement were made? Hardly. Such an announcement would create interest and excitement and many questions, particularly by the churches, but do not panic. Why then the continued cover-up? There is overwhelming evidence in the past several years from "Whistle Blowers" retired military officers who have finally said, "Enough is enough! It's time the government told the people the truth!" These officers, such as Navy Intelligence officer, William Cooper, Major John Lear (whose father founded the Lear Jet Corp.) and Air Force officer William English, to name but a few, have all discovered the truth, and at the risk of their very lives, are trying to alert YOU to the secrets behind the UFO's and the Alien Presence on this earth. These people worked on the secret projects, had access to 'classified' Top Secret documents , had seen with there own eyes 'captured' aliens, or extraterrestrial entities, UFO's and the incredible technology they brought with them. Sightings of UFO's have been reported throughout history, and biblical and historic references to "Flaming Chariots" huge flying 'birds' and odd looking beings predate our history by thousands of years. In the 1940's several alien spacecraft were recovered by the U.S. and other countries, along with a few dead aliens and one live one they named EBE (a name suggested by Dr. Vannever Bush and was short for Extraterrestrial Biological Entity). In 1953 astronomers discovered large objects in space which were moving toward earth. At first they believed they were asteroids, but later evidence proved the objects could only be spaceships. Project Sigma and Project Plato intercepted alien radio communication and using the computer binary language, was able to arrange a landing that resulted in face-to-face contact with alien beings from another planet. Meanwhile, a race of human-looking aliens contacted the U.S. Government, warning us that the aliens orbiting the equator were hostile beings from Orion. These human-type aliens demanded we dismantle and destroy our nuclear weapons, that we were on a path of self-destruction and we must stop killing each other, stop polluting the earth, stop raping the earths natural resources and learn to live in harmony with one another. President Eisenhower rejected these demands. Later in 1954 the race of aliens, known as Greys, from Zeta Reticuli area in space, who had been orbiting the equator, landed at Holloman Air Force base. they stated their planet was dying and needed quarters on earth to conduct genetic experiments that might allow their race to survive; this in exchange for certain technology. President Eisenhower met with the aliens and a formal treaty was signed. The treaty stated the aliens would not interfere in our affairs and we would not interfere in theirs. We would keep their presence on earth secret; they would furnish us with advanced technology. They could abduct humans on a limited basis for the purpose of medical examination and monitoring, with the stipulation that the humans would not be harmed, would be returned to their point of abduction, that the humans have no memory of the event. It was also agreed the alien bases would be constructed underground, beneath Indian reservations in the 4 corners area of Utah, New Mexico, Arizona and Colorado. Another was to be constructed in Nevada in the area known as S-4, about 7 miles south of area 51, known as 'Dreamland'. A multi-billion dollar secret fund was organized and kept by the Military Office of the White House, supposedly to build secret underground sites for the President and the staff in case of military attacks. By secret Executive Memorandum, NSC5410, Eisenhower established a permanent committee known as "Majority Twelve" (MJ12) to oversee and conduct all covert activities with the aliens. This included FBI director J. Edgar Hoover and six leaders of the 'Council on Foreign Relations, known as the 'Wise Men' and later others from the Trilateral Commision. George Bush, Gordon Dean, and Brzezinski were among them. A major finding of the commission was the aliens were using humans and animals for a source on glandular secretions, enzymes, hormonal secretions, blood and in horrible genetic experiments. The aliens explained these actions as necessary for their survival, that if their genetic structure were not improved, their race would cease to exist. The ruling powers decided that one means of funding the alien project was to corner the illegal drug market. A young ambitious member of the Council on Foreign Relations was approached. His name is George Bush who at the time was president and CEO of Zapata Oil Co. based in Texas. Zapata Oil was experimenting with offshore oil drilling and it was arranged that the drugs could be shipped from South America to the offshore platforms by fishing boats, then transferred to the U.S. shore by normal transportation, thus avoiding search by customs agents. The plan worked better than anyone expected, and today the CIA controls all the world's illegal drug markets. One should remember, it was George Bush who first started selling drugs to our children. The drug money was used to finance the deep underground alien bases. Conclusions: the Bilderburgers, the Council on Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commision are the SECRET GOVERNMENT and rule this nation through MJ-12 and the study group known as the Jason Society. Throughout history the aliens have manipulated and/or ruled the human race through various secret societies, religion and the occult. The CFR and the Trilateral Commision are in complete control of the alien technology and the nation's economy. Eisenhower was the last president to know the entire overview of the alien problem. Succeeding presidents were told only what MJ-12 wanted them to know, and it was NOT the truth. MJ-12 presented each new president with a picture of a lost alien culture seeking to renew itself, build a home on this planet and shower us with gifts of technology. Each president has bought the story hook, line, and sinker. Meanwhile, innocent people continue to suffer unspeakable horrors at the hands of alien and human scientists who are engaged in barbarous research that would make the Nazis pale in comparison. As if that is not enough, many people end up as food for the insatiable alien appetite for biological enzymes, hormonal secretions and blood. At least 1 in every 40 Americans have been implanted with alien devices that are used to control them if necessity calls. By 1989 over 3 million 'Greys' are occupying these deep multi-level underground complexes. Level 7 at Dulce is called "Nightmare Hall". They have welched on their agreement on abducting humans; today over 25 million citizens have been abducted and implanted, a literal army awaiting orders to march! (Whitley Strieber has written best selling on his personal experience as have many others). For this reason other nations were informed. Within 5 months the communist monolith Russia was dismantled to unite with the U.S. and it's technology to fight the invasion. The Hubble Space Telescope was created to keep a watchful eye on the invasion fleet; Star Wars technology has been developed to hopefully stop them in outer space before they can get to the earth. Today, the government is on the horns of a dilemma. Too may sources are releasing alien information. The public could get angry at continued secrecy. So MJ-12 plans soon to make an "Official" announcement, under controlled conditions, probably Area 51. Network TV will be called to meet the staged 'landing' of the aliens, these being the Greys. They will come bearing gifts, technology that supposedly will heal Cancer and AIDS, retard aging, etc. They will tell us they are 'saviors of humanity' who have come to defend the earth against an invasion of man-eating aliens called Reptoids. This story is a LIE, they already work for the Reptoids! Their plan is to unify the world into a One-world Government, a 'New World Order' with the argument that only this can defeat the invasion by Reptoids. This is a trap to enslave the world's population. Control will be accomplished through the money system, a universal currency controlled by certain international bankers, who for years have been lackeys of the aliens, who seized upon their greed and lust for wealth and power as a means to bring about their evil plan to control the earth. (This also being the scenario predicted in the Bible's 'Book of Revelation' wherein only those who accept the Mark of the Beast (the aliens being the 'Beast' and the 'Mark' being some sort of laser tattoo or Credit Card they will use, which will allow people to buy and sell goods). Those who do not accept this 'Mark' must live outside the money system and survive somehow on their own, through barter etc." http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/hardt...ke_invasion.htm

Newcastle are interested in signing Espanyol goalkeeper Carlos Kameni, according to reports in Spain. It is understood that the Magpies sent scouts to see Kameni in action against Numancia at the weekend. The Cameroon international did not have the best of afternoons as Numancia prevailed in a 4-3 thriller, but he remains highly regarded. Espanyol have stressed that it is normal to have scouts at their matches, while they have also denied receiving any official offers for Kameni. Kameni's contract expires next summer and there has been speculation for many months that his next destination could be an English club. Tottenham were believed to be keen on bringing in the 24-year-old over the summer.

The thing of it is, they employ folk like Gaunt, Whale, Durham and even back in the day Caesar the Geezer, because they infuriate people to the point of boiling their piss so they ring in, they have no one to blame but themselves. The best of the lot was Tommy Boyd, he was the god of WUM's I never heard him lose an argument on air and could tie the fuck-wits calling in in nots, he eventually was sacked when he forgot to hit the mute button when someone rang in to slag off the recently deceased Queen Mother.

Some of the most iconic images of the 20th Century are among millions of photos which are to be hosted online from today by Google. Archive footage of the assassination of JFK and Nazi-era Germany are among more than 10 million photos to be made available in the coming months. The images come from the complete photo archive of the legendary, but now defunct Life magazine, a subsidiary of Time Inc. Around 97% of the photographs have never been seen by the public. They will be available on a new hosted service from the Internet search giant at images.google.com/hosted/life. The images can be found by a web search on Google.com or through the Google Image Search function. The collection includes pictures from renowned photojournalists such as Alfred Eisenstaedt, Margaret Bourke-White, Gordon Parks and W. Eugene Smith. The LIFE photo archive also includes the Zapruder film of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, The Mansell Collection from London and Hugo Jaeger's pictures of Nazi-era Germany from 1937-1944. Life president Andy Blau praised the "the incredible depth and breadth of the Life Photo Archive, from serious world events, to Hollywood celebrities to whimsical photographs." R.J. Pittman, director of product management at Google, said: "Bringing millions of never-before-seen offline images online aligns with Google's mission to organise all the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful." Time said the photos are available for free for personal and research purposes. The copyright and ownership of all images remains with Time. http://images.google.com/hosted/life

The Express TAKE THE TOON JOB ON, ALAN By Bill Bradshaw There is no question that Alan Shearer will be asked to manage his beloved Newcastle United. The only debate is when…and by whom. That day moved a significant step closer this week when Shearer’s former Newcastle team-mate and long-time confidant Rob Lee said he “firmly believed he would [take the job] tomorrow” if the club’s circumstances were right. So will he accept? Will he make the move from Match of the Day studio pundit back into football’s front line? Will he swap the perceived comfort zone of TV for the madhouse of management? If one man knows about this dilemma it is Britain’s top TV football analyst and expert commentator Andy Gray. In an exclusive interview with the Daily Express, Gray said it was a challenge he hoped Shearer would grab. Gray spoke to Everton about taking the manager’s job at Goodison Park in 1997. Like Shearer, he was a former centre-forward at the club concerned; like Shearer, he was loved by the fans and, like Shearer, he had carved out a new career in television. “This is the biggest dilemma Alan Shearer will have to cope with,” said Gray. “Does he want his whole life to change overnight? Will he mind not playing the golf he loves so much? Will he mind not having the time off he can now enjoy with his family? Is he ready to forget about having no real pressure? “Because being a football manager is 24-7. He’ll be about the club all the time and he can forget golf; forget trips to his house in Portugal for most of the year and he can forget about seeing his family except at nights. “Alan, for sure, does not need the money that managing Newcastle will bring. So he can base his decision purely and simply on answering one question: Do I really want this? I hope he does, I really do. “TV will always be there, he can always go back to it and I’ve said the same thing to Jamie Redknapp at Sky, especially now that his Dad, Harry, has the job he has at Spurs. “Jamie and Alan are about the same age, the right age. If they want to go back into the game, they should do it.” If there is just a hint of regret in Gray’s words that he did not become Everton’s manager 11 years ago, he confirms that is the case. “The chances of me ever managing a team now recede with each passing year,” he says. “I’m 52 and if I don’t manage a club then in years to come when my grand-children ask me about football, I guess I will have a slight regret about not doing it. But my situation was slightly different to Alan’s. “He’s 38 now and the right age. I was in my 40s and I’d been doing Sky Sports for seven years or so and it was a fantastic job. And I was in a domestic situation where I only saw my daughter at weekends. For me, Everton was the right club at the wrong time. “I knew what I was getting into. I had been assistant manager at Aston Villa to Ron Atkinson and I’d loved that. “I loved being with the players, getting involved in coaching and going into the club every day.” Back in 1997, it was not simply a case of Gray taking the bait of an improved deal with Sky. The Everton post, which he was minded to take, was never actually formally offered after the job was talked through. “When I heard that Everton wanted to talk to me, I was flying,” said Gray, who enjoyed two fabulous seasons as the club’s marauding centre-forward between 1983-85. “If they had said ‘here’s the contract, sign it’, I would have done. My heart would have ruled my head. “I saw the chairman, Peter Johnson, with a couple of members of the board in the Wirral and we spoke for two to three hours. They wanted to know, hypothetically, what I’d do as Everton’s manager. “When I left that meeting to go to La Manga for a break I was totally convinced I’d be the next Everton boss.” But as days went by and press leaks of the private meeting got back to Gray, he became uneasy. He was unsure whether Johnson was prepared to fund his plans for the team. Friends and fellow professionals also told him he “must be mad” to exchange the security of Sky for the hot seat at Everton. In the end, with no formal offer forthcoming, he stayed where he was. “That is why I totally understand Rob Lee saying that Alan would take the Newcastle job if the club is ‘how he wants it’. That is right. It has to be right,” says Gray. “But if it is, I do hope he takes it on. “I think for people like Alan – and Jamie Redknapp – if you really love the game then this is the right time to take the plunge.”

Look at that brick of a mobile that woman is holding

Could turn out to be a disaster, but he would instantly command the respect of the players, could attract new players to the club and potentially unite the fans. Now could be the ideal time.

wow not heard that in years !

They are funny about which email domains you use to register, they tend to encourage using a work related email rather than a isp or hotmail etc

It is more than a distinct possibility, however looking at the current points, you could argue there is a bottom 13 rather than a bottom 3, the table is so tight, I still think there are a number of teams that could just free fall, I think the likes of Blackburn, West Ham, Stoke, Wigan and of course us could well be in the mix of it.

More the stained PC tower type that hoard a terabyte of snide porn? who ? Me ?

Something tells me these chaps aren't the Errol Flynn, swinging across the rigging with a cutlass between his teeth type.