Jimbo

An issue of symmetry? 176879[/snapback] Marty Feldmans eyes tbh. 176888[/snapback] I wouldn't mind, as I would only be looking at one at a time !

Dave Allen.

The Business Despite being handicapped by the cretinous Danny Dyer, I quite enjoyed it, although the irritating Mockney accents pissed me off, it was quite good, very 80's, lots of dodgy clothes and music. Some good humour, but very violent, and over usage of the cnut word, and some rather OTT violence against women.

Several cups of Alta Rica decaf Can of Diet Coke with Lemon 1 cup of Tea, milk one sugar.

Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly. 176557[/snapback] Bill Hicks on Dennis Leary: "I stole his act", I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." When a reporter asked Hicks why he had quit smoking, he answered: "I wanted to see if Denis Leary would." Hicks died of cancer in 1994, and Leary's comedy hasn't been as successful since. My faves: Bill Hicks Billy Connolly circa 1979 Ross Noble Robin Williams Bill Bailey Rich Hall

More than likely we never went there.

Fuck me, that must be the biggest "Woosh" ever !

I was really impressed by the way he took on the US Senate, i really admired him. But it seems that he just jumps on any minority bandwaggon and takes the counter argument stance at every opportunity just to be controversial in persuit of attention. Overall, the blokes a tit imo.

I must say, I find it rather crass and vulgar to hear people boasting about their earnings, you'll never hear me gloating about the £47k I earnt last year.......

"I CAN BE NEW SHEARER" By Ray Ryan GLENN ROEDER last night revealed he has £20million to spend in the transfer market next week — as Dirk Kuyt claimed: "I can be the new Alan Shearer." The Newcastle boss is hoping to buy four players, including Feyenoord striker Kuyt, Thomas Gravesen from Real Madrid for £2m and Wayne Bridge from Chelsea for £3m. Kuyt, 26, said: "I would describe myself as a target-man — and I would compare myself to Shearer. "I can make goals and get assists as well as score goals. I work hard for the team but people in the Premiership will have to see me so I can prove myself. "People did not see the best of me at the World Cup this summer but there is a fine line between scoring and missing a chance." Roeder is also keeping tabs on Obafemi Martins of Inter Milan as he bids to replace Shearer and cover for the injured Michael Owen. Roeder said: "I am as confident as you can be we can sign more than one new player before the season starts. "The names being banded about are proven players so we will not be taking any risks by buying players from far off places. "I have seen Kuyt play. He has good movement and takes up positions where he will score goals. "Martins is a player with pace, which is what we need." http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_page...rt/sport3.shtml

And using Matt's wallpaper.

as proved by the number of rounds you got in during the pissup 175970[/snapback] You bitch

List them tbh. Or at least link them. 175956[/snapback] Whoops forgot to add this... http://www.tv.com/story/story.html&story_i...eatures;title;1 175957[/snapback] I think you'll be getting your money's worth from your ISP over the autumn.

Temple of the Dog - Hunger strike

Heheh Lowestoft, nice place I`m in Ipswich. We just earmarked Lowestoft as the type of place to open a Cash Converters style business as it has the perfect demographics. Sorry if its got better since i was last there. 175851[/snapback] No, its no better, I'm sure Cash Converters will fit in nicely with Lidl's, Aldi, Poundstretcher, Poundland and the local Sue Ryder shop.

agreed, highly rated.

My advice with money is to be as reckless and irresponsible as possible.

I got it a couple of weeks ago, only watched about 4 episodes so far, its not bad, only bother with it you really loved Serenity.

20th Century by Brad, fantastic baseline.

I think he's spot on, It accounts for so much of the fuck-wittery over the boarder in bandit country ! You'd never see any of that kind of activity here in Suffolk !

Its nailed on dude, but in fairness its a hot topic because of its controversy, agreed, its a mistake in my opinion too.

Agreed, I think they are making a mistake by dropping Beckham, face it without him we'd have been home before the postcards in the world cup.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin?

He played last night I think, Mc Claren seems to be making it clear that he wants to "move the team in a different direction" without saying he'll never play again. Silly and badly managed decision IMO. 175592[/snapback] Aye looks like Beckham's days are well and truely over after all !

Isn't Beckham carrying an injury at the moment anyway ?? I think he'll be back in the next squad, mountain out of a mole-hill if you ask me.