Glasgow Mag

Gommell - hard as f%ck idiot, can't count to save himself, even with the help of his own fingers because they're usually busy getting his private bits out for all to see in public places. Has no time for technology, in particular, robots. Ultra-patriotic to the extent that he would never ever leave these shores, especially to America. Has a voodoo doll of Christopher Columbus, for discovering the place.

Shouldn't that be "longy" or "talley"? 2459[/snapback] Lanky, perhaps?!

Sweetrightarm - he used his right arm to great effect And he thought Kate Garraway wasn't worth a second look even....

'Meenzer pint of Stella darlin' and make it chop-chop' - the stereotypical British alpha male who goes abroad and disgraces himself and fellow countrymen in the process. Makes no attempt whatsoever at learning the lingo, preferreing to yell really slowly at loud volumes (in English) into the ears of the locals in an attempt to be understood.

Sicklee Cheese 'n' Onion Pastie - he went to Greggs for one every day, a vegetarian who didn't like sausage rolls because he didn't know where the meat in them came from.

Eh?! That some sort of reference to me?! What about.... Rab X - ex-patriate living in New Zealand, not Australia, who likes to get up to X-rated things....? Andreas Andersson is God - a fan who idolises AA to the extent that he worships him.

Unluckyluke - bad things kept on happening to the poor guy.

Pease-dud - what can you say, he was just, well, a dud....

Brock Hanson - he just loved this lot:

That could be a whole new thread I think i'd be a chelski or a Wimbledon AFC fan. Have a very soft spot for Ipswich town too, good club and supporters. 2172[/snapback] I've always been fascinated by the goalmouths at Portman Road, and I like the camera angle they have fir the TV footage. If I were to score at any ground other than SJP it would be Portman Rd - the goals are so deep!

The Shitey Hog - while undoubtedly he was a hog, he was still, well, a bit shitey....

Always follow the fortunes of Mark McGhee's management career in the hope that one day he'll manage NUFC, so tend to look out for Brighton's results these days. Very very slight soft spot for West Ham United too, if I were a Lahndana I would be a Hammer.

Tunnel-et....? Scraping the floor of the barrel here I know it....

Don't think I ever came across mackemgeordie either on my travels......

Kitsongol never quite made it onto any of the boards, did he? Or did I miss him?

What's she like, like?

The cat in my avatar is NOT ugly, and it is trying it's bloody best to be a frog without being noticed! Now will you kindly stop drawing attention to it and let it get about it's business! 2110[/snapback] Okay, it's not ugly....... It's bloody ugly! And I didn't know it was doing its business in that picture - thanks for that information Cath!

Well folks, what members have we never quite had on the forum - be it Toontastic, Toonchat, or Newcastle-Online. I'll start - We've never had a member called 'Dogmag' who loved dogs, used pictures of cute fluffy little dogs for his/her avatarts, and his/her name was Dogma, therefore Dogmag has two different meanings.

Well first I get a PM which wakes me from me slumber then I have to click on read then I have to actually arse meself to read it and then I have to click the "Ban Gemmill" button. Now where is that button then... Works good though! 1982[/snapback] So if I report Peasepud (which I was thinking of doing anyway cos he's gerrin on me tits, does the report go to Peasepud? That's not very fair now....!

You're always galivanting somewhere or other you! GM, report me, I dares ya! 1978[/snapback] You bloody hooligan! It was for the likes of you that the whole report facility was put in place - to deal with you and your outbursts. Any more of your verbal diarrhoea in my direction and I will report you, Aaaaaaannn-o-nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeee!

What are you insinuating, you conceited little fart-sniffer? 1964[/snapback] That you are the spitting double of Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiig. You're an abominaaaaaaaation! 1968[/snapback] Shurrup or I'll report you to the mods via the very nice little report button below and to your left. Then you'll be sorry!

What are you insinuating, you conceited little fart-sniffer? Just kiddin'

Ahem. Ahem! Do I feel my ears burning here?! Pushin yer luck Peasepud?! I'm back Who is running the book on 'How long will it take Glasgow Mag to implode with rage and get himself banned?', or 'Who will be the first poster to get banned?' 1832[/snapback] Me! Now bloody behave yourself! 1960[/snapback] What have I done?! Apart from telling you off for having that ugly cat as your avatart! On second thoughts.... it's not yours is it?!

Ahem. Ahem! Do I feel my ears burning here?! Pushin yer luck Peasepud?! I'm back Who is running the book on 'How long will it take Glasgow Mag to implode with rage and get himself banned?', or 'Who will be the first poster to get banned?' 1832[/snapback] Made the post and then thought "hold on hes gonna read this!" nah, just a reference to the bad old days between Toontastic and a few months ago when we had a few little spats. Good to have you back as the original GM! 1858[/snapback] Peasepud.... That sounded about as camp as a row of tents in a caravan park in Brighton. In fact it reminds me of... and....

Ahem. Ahem! Do I feel my ears burning here?! Pushin yer luck Peasepud?! I'm back Who is running the book on 'How long will it take Glasgow Mag to implode with rage and get himself banned?', or 'Who will be the first poster to get banned?'