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Suggested hoying tennis balls on pitch lost his ST Thats all

I came on expecting my back catalogue being on

It was Stevie's fault

Am I still banned from NOL?

Howay man its too much for an owld man

Smeeagain Is this any way to treat an elder statesman?

FFS spell check where are you?

One fucking C from greatness. Fish I cracked tghat when you were a sprat. I enjoy your banter on SMB lol

Smeeagain Why do Swedish battle ships have bar codes on their sides? Co they're Scandinavian SMB

Anyone know where I can buy a flag ala the gallowgate flags (for the leazes) need for barnsley match Thanks Your leader

The Mackem scum on RTG are on a poll for best fans between us them and everton. We are miles in lead at the moment but they intend mass voting

More chance of me becoming a fucking dietician

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

I know I felt bad as soon as I posted it. I just wanted to shock and be part of the new lads gang a bit like Rolf Harris when he di stairway to heaven.

Smeeagain. Fuck this lot has went downhill, bad taste try this What's the worst thing about having a baby? Putting the nappy back on afterwards.