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Everything posted by bobbyshinton

  1. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    From May. I do not do rumour put your money on it.
  2. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    She says "thanks for the Bagdad"
  3. Mike Ashley -- Football Cunt

    Thats worse than mine
  4. kid who

    Suggested hoying tennis balls on pitch lost his ST Thats all
  5. This is a joke

    I came on expecting my back catalogue being on
  6. This is a joke

    It was Stevie's fault
  7. This is a joke

    Am I still banned from NOL?
  8. I have just had a text from someone awaiting confirmation. If I'm wrong I apologise.
  9. Howay man its too much for an owld man
  10. if you heard a joke today, post it

    Smeeagain Is this any way to treat an elder statesman?
  11. if you heard a joke today, post it

    FFS spell check where are you?
  12. if you heard a joke today, post it

    One fucking C from greatness. Fish I cracked tghat when you were a sprat. I enjoy your banter on SMB lol
  13. if you heard a joke today, post it

    Smeeagain Why do Swedish battle ships have bar codes on their sides? Co they're Scandinavian SMB
  14. Smeeagain

    Anyone know where I can buy a flag ala the gallowgate flags (for the leazes) need for barnsley match Thanks Your leader
  15. Fixing a vote

    The Mackem scum on RTG are on a poll for best fans between us them and everton. We are miles in lead at the moment but they intend mass voting
  16. Adam Armstrong

    More chance of me becoming a fucking dietician
  17. The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

    Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
  18. The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

    I know I felt bad as soon as I posted it. I just wanted to shock and be part of the new lads gang a bit like Rolf Harris when he di stairway to heaven.
  19. The Bad Taste Joke Thread....

    Smeeagain. Fuck this lot has went downhill, bad taste try this What's the worst thing about having a baby? Putting the nappy back on afterwards.
  20. Adilson Tavares Varela

    Just seen this Ronnie not sure if it had been mentioned or can be discussed on a forum (delete if I have sinned again) Ex-Sunderland player Cabral has been accused of rape. The former Sunderland player is due to stand trial over an alleged attack, which happened on January 25 last year while he was still with the Wearside club. Midfielder Cabral, whose real name is Adilson Tavares Varela, was arrested soon after the alleged attack and has since been charged with rape. Sunderland AFC terminated his contract days after his arrest. A Northumbria Police spokeswoman said: “We can confirm that Adilson Tavares Varela was arrested on January 25, 2015 and subsequently charged with rape on June 24, 2015.” Cabral, 27, who is now with FC Zurich has already appeared before Newcastle Crown Court and is due to return next month. The former Swiss international will next appear in court next month.
  21. For fuck sake sack the ginger useless twat now.
  22. Adam Johnson

    Pure scum
  23. mackem messageboard gold

    Its probably ok over there as long as it is their sister. Scummy trash Classy club like fuck
  24. Adam Johnson

    go for it I was never scared
  25. Adam Johnson

    Steve Cram the daft knacker that attempted to run away from the scene of a crime and was caught by a copper. Not many posts on RTG about what a classy club they are at the moment.

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