bobbyshinton
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16 minutes ago, Alex said:
Tell us a joke
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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On 02/02/2023 at 16:31, Howmanheyman said:
If you find mate offensive this really isn't the forum for you as there's some right cunts on here, pet.
Hello 🙃
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23 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
If you find mate offensive this really isn't the forum for you as there's some right cunts on here, pet.
Hello 😎
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Are them scruffy twats not pushing for finance from the prem clubs?
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4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:
Better fucking poet narl
Better memory than me
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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Not a fucking peep.
peep peep no way are Everton going down you biscuit
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15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
You can do that sitting down, you dirty bastard. Take a load off. Are you holding it up to the light or something?
Hoo ye calling a dirty bastard? Show some respect. I'm bordering on forensic, I put MRI scans to shame
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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:
It's just ridiculous. Standing up to wipe your arse.
You're sat down ffs, what are you rising out of your seat for?
I'm a stander. Like to inspect the paper see how my health is
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21 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrre he is
G'wan Shinton, give us a joke
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other? Juan on Juan.
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43 minutes ago, The Fish said:
They may have had more shots on target than we did, but they had a man advantage for 80+ minutes and didn't really created many good opportunities.
Now, for a team with a man advantage, you'd really want to be making more than 1 decent chance from open play.
Majority of their possession was far from our goal.
They weren't stretching the play enough, dragging our defence out of shape, forcing errors. Norwich are poor and will likely go down, not least because they haven't the ability to defeat a poor Newcastle side, even with an extra man on the pitch.
That a fucking lava lamp?
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Some of our current team may freeze in the atmosphere on Sunday. We got to get big game players. No Burnley cast offs no loans from Liecester.
Been a while but I am getting the start of a stiffy
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On 09/10/2021 at 22:07, Kid Dynamite said:
Realistic names for January? Players looking for a move to a bigger club or players not getting game time...
GK - Pope
LB/RB - Chilwell, Trippier
CB - Tarkovski, Coady
CM - K.Phillips, Ward-Prowse, Van der Beek, Ramsey, B.Kamara
LW/RW- H.Barnes, Lingard, Zaha, Raphina
CF- Toney, Jimenez, Ben Yedder, Icardi
Kevin Phillips is a bit owld like
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Am good ta. Hope everyone is safe and well.
I have been around like the takeover talk.
Soton beat city which proves it can be done, but dis you see the saves the keeper made.
I fear the worst.
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did someone mention joke?
Mods am in da house ignore my email
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On 5/31/2019 at 15:35, wykikitoon said:
A bloke in Iraq gives his daughter a new bag for her birthday
She says "thanks for the Bagdad"
On 5/31/2019 at 15:35, wykikitoon said:
Alreet Shinton lad, come on, give us one of your classics-
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1 hour ago, Wardi said:
Q: What's the difference between the Sheiks of Dubai and the Sheiks of Abu Dhabi?
A: The Sheiks of Dubai don't like the Flinstones, ..but the Sheiks of Abu Dhabi do.
Thats worse than mine
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Suggested hoying tennis balls on pitch lost his ST
Thats all
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On 8/1/2005 at 11:35, BlueStar said:
Came in here expecting a funny joke to cheer me up on monday and it was crap. Too long and I didn't understand the punchline. Could have done with an irishman.
I came on expecting my back catalogue being on
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It was Stevie's fault
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Am I still banned from NOL?
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Howay man its too much for an owld man
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Smeeagain
Is this any way to treat an elder statesman?
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FFS spell check where are you?
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One fucking C from greatness. Fish I cracked tghat when you were a sprat. I enjoy your banter on SMB lol
Have you seen this?!!!
in Newcastle Forum
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