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  1. I want Man United to catch Chelsea, but I don't want Spurs in the CL, so it's a bit of a weird one today.  I just think with Everton last year, you knew there would be no long term benefit of them qualifying for the CL, but I could see Spurs under Jol really taking advantage of the increased revenue and exposure to kick on and leave us behind them.

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    It'd be funny if Spurs got 4th and were celebrating wildly and then Arsenal went and won the Champions League stealing that place right from under their feet.

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    I want Spurs to implode, basically, and it is only for the childish reason that the 'goldfish kid' plays for them. Sad, I know, but one must trust one's instincts!

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    Yeah well if my memory serves me correctly, Spurs have a tough run in. Arsenal have a game in hand and have to play Spurs, so it's still all in Arsenals hands at the minute. Would love it if they tumbled out of the European positions all together, but I can't see that happening.

  2. I want Man United to catch Chelsea, but I don't want Spurs in the CL, so it's a bit of a weird one today.  I just think with Everton last year, you knew there would be no long term benefit of them qualifying for the CL, but I could see Spurs under Jol really taking advantage of the increased revenue and exposure to kick on and leave us behind them.

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    It'd be funny if Spurs got 4th and were celebrating wildly and then Arsenal went and won the Champions League stealing that place right from under their feet.

  3. I think if he gets a goal anywhere (even if its something that hits him in the arse and goes in) and for him to hear the roar of the crowd cheering him on, it will do him the world of good.

     

    Some passing along the floor wouldn't go a miss either.

  4. Personally, I don't enjoy Newcastle-Online as much as I used to. Perhaps it's partly down to some of the influx of new posters. Maybe I've just seen all the topics too many times before, I don't know. I often find myself logging on simply to moderate and then I leave. I have less time these days as well so I don't really keep up with what's going on, on any of these boards.

  5. Owen – the truth

    By Ian Notbitter

    Liverpool Echo..Echo..Echo…Chief Shitstirrer.

     

    Michael Owen sat in his hotel room in the greatest city in the world on Monday waiting for the phone call that would give him a little sex wee. Liverpool, Champions of Europe and not at all still living off the 80’s, were on the verge of giving him what he wanted, nay, longed for. Clutching a picture of Anfield our Michael has carried with him from birth, the tears flowing down his face as the sound of Ferry Cross the Mersey blasts around his room…sorry, can I have 5 minutes….

     

    Suddenly, and without warning the door burst open. Enter Freddie Shepherd and several NUFC board members, each clutching automatic weapons. ‘Ve have your daughter Heir Michael.’ announces Evil Freddie. ‘You vill come vith us or she vill die. Muwahahah…muwhahaha.’

     

    So began the disgusting transfer of Michael Mr Liverpool Owen to Newcastle. Bound and gagged, Michael was shoved in the boot of a Merc with the number plate ‘AS ENG1’, hot, miserable, with only the muffled sound of Barbra Streisand’s greatest hits for company.

     

    He awoke in the basement of the Evil fortress of St James, tied to a chair with a bright light shone in his face. For hours he was tortured, but he would not sign for the second rate team. It was at this point that Fat Fred wheeled out his secret weapon…Metal Mickey. A fully functioning Michael Owen Android, a Nazi invention programmed to smile, wave with a string of positive vocabulary about NUFC.

     

    In that basement he remains, with Rick Parry and Benitez expected to hatch an escape plan when Liverpool visits later in the season.

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    :lol:

  6. i wish they would just hurry the fck up, SSN reports going round and round is starting to drive me crazy but i cant switch off till i know,

     

    Liverpools view of owen signing,Hearts sign some blokey,Owens signs for newcastle,Liverpools view of owen signing,Hearts sign some blokey,Owens signs for newcastle,Liverpools view of owen signing,Hearts sign some blokey,Owens signs for newcastle,!!!!

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    vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake...vol au vents, chicken legs, cheesecake..................

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    Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, Dental plan, Lisa needs braces.

  7. I'm not a fan of loaning out Milner to them for a year tho, I'd rather try tempting them with a bit extra cash and keeping Milner here, maybe go to 2.5mil and if they insist on having Milner then offer them what they are asking (about 1.5mil I think with Milner on loan)

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    Hmm... anyone else think that this proposed deal makes it look like O'Dreary believes he could be taking over the reigns here?

     

    O'Leary: Now if I let them take Nobby back for the peanuts I payed for him and only borrow Milner for the season then I get both players when I take over from Sourpuss. Mwahahahaha!!

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    O'Leary would be perfect for us.

     

    "Well I've got a very small squad here, how am I supposed to win when I am this badly hindered?"

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